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OnRPG Elite Member!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: La La Land
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*joking at a gay kid + 'her' female friend*
Peter:Hey Marco.Check 'em out. Me:Ooooh,i'd like to mate them. Peter:Mate them?!That'd be impossible. Me:I know.They're lesbians. Ta da? |
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Spyro’s Burning Cough
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: S.Wales
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was thinking the same thing.
I would share some stories, but they dont sound funny on teh internet, as most of them are in the moment stuff, like most of these posted already.
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OnRPG Elite Member!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Precious Bodily Fluids
Posts: 9,823
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me: hey man, have you seen my soap?
roomate: the one i borrowed yesterday? me: uh, i didnt know you borrowed it but.. yeah i guess roomate: the one that now has pubes on it? me: ... roomate: ... me: nevermind. ^completely true story. assholes are always using my cleaning products and toiletries. |
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Raiyne's Rock Band
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Happy Jack
Posts: 2,197
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Me and my friends were talking about if we we're south park Charactors, which ones we'd be.
Few days ago... Friend 1; "Dan, you'd be like, Stewie." Me to friend 1; "Yeah, you'd be Brain." Friend 3;" Dan you'd be Peter... cause hes fat!" ( I'm not fat, I'm just the strongest kid in the class, and he is like 4'6 well i'm 5'3, so he claims I'm fat compaired to him. Friend one has an annoying Girlfriend with blond hair, who's a totally dumb *****.) Friend 2,3 & me;"Yeah, so Friend 1 is Brian." Friend 1;"Doesn't brian have a Dumb blond chick...." All of us; "Hey-oh." We didn't realize of course, his girlfriend was right behind him... I know this isn't funny, but you had to be there. Plus, I didn't have anything else except when me and my friend went to the mall, we made a noise when we thought we saw Gay people. And we concluded Asian people stick to flocks. No offense, I was like 10-11 then, for the part I just said. |
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