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Deimos

holy fooking crap that must have been THE most painful thing in the world.


I cant really think of anything that stupid, but recently me and my roomates were making dinner and there were some oven chips in a glass dish in the oven. i said to my roomate "yeah those look done so take them out". he opened the oven and grabbed the dish with both hands. he grabbed the dish that had been in an oven for 25 mins which was set at 200 degrees c.

needless to say he only did it the once.

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rateyes

friend happen to be on Scarred? one guy who did that on there.

Two friends picked me up, a foot in one's hands and other foot in another's hands to get a football out of a tree and when i grabbed it i said "i got it" so they let go of me and run out to get a pass.... i almost landed on my head but i got my arm in front of face in time..nothing happened.

Cereal&Milk

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There was also an uprising about a new "sport" somewhere in Cali. "Pavement Diving," was it? People jump off the back of trucks and did formations like they were diving into a pool.

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ncyphe

Now, the bell tower was funny.

now, for me.

9 years ago (at age 11) I decided I wanted to swing on a rope tire to a tree. Well, I had no rope, so I decided to use a soaker hose. Well, to make things short, soaker hoses don't support wait too well. The hose broke and I went smak on the ground.

well, you know how th body has reflexes to protect itself, so yeah, my arm tried to cushin the fall and I ultimately ended up twisting my arm into a horindously painful Z-shape. Scared my brother to death when I ran into the house with a twisted arm.

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The next year I got ran over by people playing basket ball, yes basket ball. Cracked my left arm and the school nurse had the guts to say it wasn't broken.

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6 months later, climbing yet another tree with an old cut up ladder. Missed a step near the top and tumbled to the ground, my right arm once again cushoning the fall. There's nothing like hearing the crack of your own arm breaking; however, this time I was more or less calm with the break, even though my arm was slightly out of shape.

This one ultimately lead me to getting surgery to implant steal plates because the bone refused to heal. One surgery to implant them and another to remove them (since I was still growing I couldn't let the bone grow over the plates, did I mention they had to shave my bone at the second surgery?)

So yeah, that's why I now live a parnoid life now.

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lasthero

rofl. good finds people.

the first one..."that is a beautiful horse.." lmao

hmm i cant think of any for now... oh yea, a while ago my friend was bored in class so he decided to draw a massive penis on one of the pages in his friend's book. then like a few days later, i had class with the guy that owns the book and on that day, the teachers like, ur on the wrong page dude, and walks up to help him find the right page.....ROFL and that page was the one with the massive penis on it...shes like...O.O

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