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Old 06-14-2007, 04:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I made this a while back when I wasn't proud of myself... olaph may remember it somewhat ~_~ maybe some of the 'senior' members as well.
ok...

READ IF YOUR BORED DAWGS!

theif: one who steals from other characters in the game

warrior: senselessly brandishes sword, pretending to hit other maplers while they have an fm shop open.

Mage: Guy that wears a dress

archer: goes hunting and kills animals to feel better about oneself

balrog: weakest monster in maplestory

olaph: second weakest monster in maplestory

green snail: 1 hit ko's everybody in the game, no not even tiger can defeat him.

maplestory amv: a porno set to music

facial expression: Something you make when your in the bathroom and the poop doesn't come out.

life size barbie doll: every male/female maplers has one of these, and pretends that their maple gf/bf is the doll... Need I say more of what is done with these dolls?

hacks: only legit players use these

onrpg.com: a hacking forum

internet: not needed to play maplestory

diarrhea: as well as barbie dolls, all mapler's have this

severe anxiety: thing that happens while people are playing maplestory, thinking they shouldn't be playing maplestory because they should be doing something better, when they really don't have anything better to do... because they fail.

sex: mapler's never have this, unless they are bested, or bested's friends... then they can have it, they are allowed to... but only if they want to.

computers: a no no for playing maplestory on

smilies: don't use them, they're bad

retards: lots of them in maplestory (no offense to retards, my brother is one)

girls: non-existent

nerds: never-not present

porn: nice

money: well spent on nx, there is nothing better you could buy

buying mesos: crazy, only Nigs do this, and bested... bested does this occasionally

*************: asshole

dial up: best internet EVERZ!!!

@boomthunda: **** you

back seat moderators: gotta have em, like that one dude at this forum ~_~

fail websites: teh bomb

additionally options: usually people don't use them... strike that, THEY"RE NEVER USED

flash games: everyone plays these, while they're playing ms

porn: nice

nice: porn

parents: let you watch porn

chatrooms: people transfer porn files

chatrooms2: perverted maplers get pleasure from young kids

beginner: strongest class in maplestory

server checks: EVERYBODY LOVES THEM!

patch's wait time: same as server checks

patch's: almost always useless

bested: coolest guy in the world

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Old 06-14-2007, 05:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice guide, really helped me out.
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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omg why you hate me so bad...

that's not even racist either ~_~

I didn't say a bad word or nothin <_<
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Lmfao!....

I could see the voice of that one guy on the Amanda show doing this... LMFAO!
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Old 06-14-2007, 07:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Dude even tho you didnt say the whole word, it doesnt mean people wont get offended by it. Anyways.......Interesting.....
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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omg why you hate me so bad...

that's not even racist either ~_~

I didn't say a bad word or nothin <_<
The N-word isn't racist? That's a new one.
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Lmfao!....

I could see the voice of that one guy on the Amanda show doing this... LMFAO!
Really? Because I hear the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Btw I caught the **** you, adding it to my sig right now
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The N-word isn't racist? That's a new one.
Well, It's how you say it. Its like how i jokingly call my friend a dick. I mean it like its just for fun. Anyways I'm not going to bother going into all that.

"maplestory amv: a porno set to music"

I lolled SO HARD at that. But you used a terrible terrible title. You ruined a perfectly good title. For shame .
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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what should the title have been?

I'll use it for the next one :P
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