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Cereal&Milk · 06-22-2007, 08:30 AM

Do not f*ck with the Reds or Ragnarok Online

Seriously, don't do it. The KGB will find you, and they will break your legs before sending you to jail for three years for tampering with Ragnarok Online's original code.

Ok, maybe OSP International isn't reporting the guy's broken legs, but I'm pretty sure we can take that as a given. More importantly, how did RO, that cheeky Korean MMO that continues to keep every country east of the U.S. in its spritey clutches, get connected to the Russian mafia?

Sweeping, ethnocentric generalizations and non sequiturs aside, Moscow native Valentin Kaseliov faces up to 3 years in a gulag for violating Russian copyright law -- specifically, article 145, part 3, paragraph 'in'. GRAVITY, RO's publisher is accusing Comrade Kaseliov of using official code to emulate an RO server. Kaseliov claims, in turn, that he wrote all of the code from scratch, and that he really would like for someone to apologize for shattering his tibia.

But seriously, any country that uses prepositions as section markers in their penal code has way bigger problems than some guy's emulator.

Editor's note: I pride myself on having been able to avoid all "In Soviet Russia ... " jokes, and I didn't name-drop Friedrich Engels. Not even one, single time.

[Big ol' thanks to Buck F1tches, who isn't nearly as misogynistic as his name, and to the lovely Beedog Studios for its fine, fine artwork.]

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BoomThunda · 06-22-2007, 08:33 AM

In Soviet Russia, games emulate you! Okay, I'm really sorry about that.

replicant · 06-22-2007, 10:20 AM

That's what you get for playing RO.

hobolord · 06-22-2007, 10:51 AM

.......so if they find you playing private server there gona break your legs?

Cereal&Milk · 06-22-2007, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hobolord

.......so if they find you playing private server there gona break your legs?

Yeah. They'll break your face as well.

nzrock · 06-22-2007, 11:29 AM

dude....i dont think anybody cares...

otomon · 06-22-2007, 11:44 AM

Um hes some random nerd in Russia... *cares* 0 _ 0

gun_n_run69 · 06-22-2007, 02:10 PM

dued russian gamer man gunna arm himself with computer armor and keyboard shield and mouse mace and go beat down the communist party and make a democracy cuz democracy is more gamer friendly

06-22-2007, 08:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cereal&Milk OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 11,669 Reputation: 82	Russian Gamer Gets 3 Years For Emulating RO Server Do not fck with the Reds or Ragnarok Online* Seriously, don't do it. The KGB will find you, and they will break your legs before sending you to jail for three years for tampering with Ragnarok Online's original code. Ok, maybe OSP International isn't reporting the guy's broken legs, but I'm pretty sure we can take that as a given. More importantly, how did RO, that cheeky Korean MMO that continues to keep every country east of the U.S. in its spritey clutches, get connected to the Russian mafia? Sweeping, ethnocentric generalizations and non sequiturs aside, Moscow native Valentin Kaseliov faces up to 3 years in a gulag for violating Russian copyright law -- specifically, article 145, part 3, paragraph 'in'. GRAVITY, RO's publisher is accusing Comrade Kaseliov of using official code to emulate an RO server. Kaseliov claims, in turn, that he wrote all of the code from scratch, and that he really would like for someone to apologize for shattering his tibia. But seriously, any country that uses prepositions as section markers in their penal code has way bigger problems than some guy's emulator. Editor's note: I pride myself on having been able to avoid all "In Soviet Russia ... " jokes, and I didn't name-drop Friedrich Engels. Not even one, single time. [Big ol' thanks to Buck F1tches, who isn't nearly as misogynistic as his name, and to the lovely Beedog Studios for its fine, fine artwork.] Source: DToid __________________ Currently Playing: Final Fantasy 11 Server: Caitsith *~Mains~* Stats: SAM 75/ THF 37 Stats: THF 75/ NIN 37 Stats: RNG 75/ SAM 37 Stats: BLU 66/ NIN 33

06-22-2007, 10:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
replicant Firor's Fury Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 9,999,999 Posts: 3,083 Reputation: 99	That's what you get for playing RO. __________________ Bear "replicant" Powell "I am Shaolin-Style!" Currently Testing: Guild Wars 2 Game 1: Diablo 3 - Lvl 60 Witch Doctor (US) Game 2: World of Warcraft - Lightninghoof (85 Sub Rogue/85 Frost DK) Semi-Retired Game 3: Guild Wars (47/50 HoM)Semi-Retired *Support cinderboy: MMOCulture BLOG Guild Wars 2 is already shaking up the industry and could very well redefine the MMORPG Model and Genre as a whole.** Most Anticipated Upcoming Title: Guild Wars 2

06-22-2007, 11:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
nzrock OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 5,894 Reputation: 67	dude....i dont think anybody cares... __________________ BREAKINGCAPNEWS: I MIGHT BE BACK TO ONRPG?!

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06-22-2007, 08:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
BoomThunda OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,576 Reputation: 41	In Soviet Russia, games emulate you! Okay, I'm really sorry about that.

06-22-2007, 10:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
hobolord Roon's Rogue Join Date: May 2006 Location: australia Posts: 4,310 Reputation: 68	.......so if they find you playing private server there gona break your legs?

06-22-2007, 11:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
otomon Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 488 Reputation: 9	Um hes some random nerd in Russia... cares 0 _ 0

06-22-2007, 02:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
gun_n_run69 SuperKenshin's Servent Join Date: May 2006 Location: The future. Posts: 1,028 Reputation: 10	dued russian gamer man gunna arm himself with computer armor and keyboard shield and mouse mace and go beat down the communist party and make a democracy cuz democracy is more gamer friendly