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Murxidon · 07-02-2007, 08:32 PM

You bunch of selfish twats, not even posting in any other editions of NIN. But I have a whole week to, literally, kill as the only person that makes me go on a computer is over in Switzerland, the lucky cow. Not only that, she's staying on Lake Geneva. Opposite lives Phil Collins, and Freddy Mercury's ashes were spread there.

"What the hell are you supposed to do Neil?" I hear you cry, my ratio at my private torrent site is too low to download anything, and I'm going to be alone all week. So, with my high intellect, the solution is obvious. Post on OnRPG, you lucky bastards.

The God's at Apple are sueing sex-toy superstore chain Ann Summers for their apparent impersonation of their trademarked iPod ads. Summers have developed a new "toy" as a iPod accessory, and have decided to mimic Apple's advertisements in every way possible.

I'll let you decide what it does, but I think it's one of the more creative iPod accessories.

Bacn · 07-02-2007, 08:38 PM

If that won't sell iPods I don't know what will.

But seriously, what were they thinking? I could'v seen that lawsuit a mile away.

Cereal&Milk · 07-02-2007, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bacn

If that won't sell iPods I don't know what will.

But seriously, what were they thinking? I could'v seen that lawsuit a mile away.

Agreed. And if anyone really wants a vibrating iPod attachment they'll spend the time and money to mod one themselves.

Squeak2 · 07-02-2007, 08:43 PM

Rofl iGasm

Seems like something Anna Nicole Smith needs to get her hands on

jaydude · 07-02-2007, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Squeak2

Rofl iGasm

Seems like something Anna Nicole Smith needs to get her hands on

Err, isnt she dead?

Jakuza · 07-02-2007, 08:56 PM

That could make an awesome birthday present for any girl with an Ipod.

FabianN · 07-02-2007, 10:42 PM

About as crazy as the PS2 vibrator, Hello Kitty vibrator, and USB vibrator...

But I like the idea.
lol

Course, it's very obvious that apple's lawyers would be on that like dogs after a ***** in heat.
That was just kinda stupid on their part...

Darkone121 · 07-02-2007, 10:46 PM

One question, isnt Steve Jobs gay?

"Finally, think of all the great sex jokes that are on the horizon because of this little gadget. See? Right there! Little Gadget? Hiarious. These kind of pokes jokes are just going to sleep keep on cumm coming."

Lol?

FabianN · 07-02-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkone121

One question, isnt Steve Jobs gay?

He's married and has three children. May be bi, but theres nothing that says anything about that.

Darkone121 · 07-02-2007, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by FabianN

He's married and has three children. May be bi, but theres nothing that says anything about that.

oh i didnt know he had a wife and 3 children...

goddam i wish i was one of his kids...well...on second maybe bill gates...xD

07-02-2007, 08:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Murxidon Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,064 Reputation: 253	Neil's interesting news You bunch of selfish twats, not even posting in any other editions of NIN. But I have a whole week to, literally, kill as the only person that makes me go on a computer is over in Switzerland, the lucky cow. Not only that, she's staying on Lake Geneva. Opposite lives Phil Collins, and Freddy Mercury's ashes were spread there. "What the hell are you supposed to do Neil?" I hear you cry, my ratio at my private torrent site is too low to download anything, and I'm going to be alone all week. So, with my high intellect, the solution is obvious. Post on OnRPG, you lucky bastards. The God's at Apple are sueing sex-toy superstore chain Ann Summers for their apparent impersonation of their trademarked iPod ads. Summers have developed a new "toy" as a iPod accessory, and have decided to mimic Apple's advertisements in every way possible. I'll let you decide what it does, but I think it's one of the more creative iPod accessories. __________________

07-02-2007, 08:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bacn It's Bacon!!! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dogenzaka Hill Posts: 7,868 Reputation: 228	If that won't sell iPods I don't know what will. But seriously, what were they thinking? I could'v seen that lawsuit a mile away. __________________ First Came The Question Then Came The Answer

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Jakuza OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Flower City, NY. Posts: 10,737 Reputation: 152	That could make an awesome birthday present for any girl with an Ipod. __________________

07-02-2007, 10:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
Darkone121 Murxidon's Maid Join Date: May 2006 Location: Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? Posts: 2,018 Reputation: 18	One question, isnt Steve Jobs gay? "Finally, think of all the great sex jokes that are on the horizon because of this little gadget. See? Right there! Little Gadget? Hiarious. These kind of pokes jokes are just going to sleep keep on cumm coming." Lol? __________________ Last edited by Darkone121; 07-02-2007 at 10:51 PM.

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07-02-2007, 08:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Squeak2 Illgamez Insomniac Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,218 Reputation: 23	Rofl iGasm Seems like something Anna Nicole Smith needs to get her hands on