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Neebus · 08-14-2007, 10:21 PM

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Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

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Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called "Bad Newz Kennels" run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.

You can read more about my case here.

Part of mah papers:

Mr. First Name Basis · 08-14-2007, 10:24 PM

Is this a joke?

Fieren · 08-14-2007, 10:26 PM

***** can't even write in the lines. I lol'ed.

Fox Company · 08-14-2007, 10:26 PM

LOL i realy doubt that person is you since your not a INMATE

Stabkiller0 · 08-14-2007, 10:26 PM

****ing Lulz. Absolutely hilarious.

Riches just want's attention. That's alot of money plus the gold and stuff.

Missles from Iran? LAWLZ!! Allegiance to Al Quaeda? More lawlz

ramennn · 08-14-2007, 10:27 PM

*Sitting in my room*

*Laughing out loud*

Cereal&Milk · 08-14-2007, 10:29 PM

Lawl. I cried out in laughter.

Neebus · 08-14-2007, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. First Name Basis

Is this a joke?

No, it's not. I'm taking legal action because he used my dogs to fund his Terror attack. I can't really speak about the case in full details, but my lawyer says I have a strong case.

Fox Company · 08-14-2007, 10:39 PM

Did you forget to take your pills?

Just kidding =D
seriously though LOLZ

BoomThunda · 08-14-2007, 10:52 PM

I stopped reading at "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit

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08-14-2007, 10:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fox Company Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Austin,Texas Posts: 2,344 Reputation: 6	LOL i realy doubt that person is you since your not a INMATE

08-14-2007, 10:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stabkiller0 OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,757 Reputation: 26	****ing Lulz. Absolutely hilarious. Riches just want's attention. That's alot of money plus the gold and stuff. Missles from Iran? LAWLZ!! Allegiance to Al Quaeda? More lawlz

08-14-2007, 10:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fox Company Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Austin,Texas Posts: 2,344 Reputation: 6	Did you forget to take your pills? Just kidding =D seriously though LOLZ

08-14-2007, 10:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
BoomThunda OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,576 Reputation: 41	I stopped reading at "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit