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xXDeathzJrXx · 08-23-2007, 09:03 PM

For gags.

THEY WALK AMONG US

I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in my favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

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I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

They Walk Among Us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yep, They Walk Among Us!
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They Walk Among Us, AND they Reproduce, and Worst of All

They VOTE

Zankurou · 08-23-2007, 09:06 PM

Haha some of that was pretty funny.
HIGH FIVE!

Stabkiller0 · 08-23-2007, 09:09 PM

Source? Where'd this come from? And is there some joke or thing behind the "They walk among us" title?

Horribly cheesy jokes but they get a couple snickers.

hksmrchan · 08-23-2007, 09:09 PM

lol at the cashier at kmart. free game for me

xXDeathzJrXx · 08-23-2007, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stabkiller0

Source? Where'd this come from? And is there some joke or thing behind the "They walk among us" title?

Horribly cheesy jokes but they get a couple snickers.

From my friend, thats all I know, can't expect much from him.

Cereal&Milk · 08-23-2007, 09:29 PM

The KMart thing was jokes.

gun_n_run69 · 08-24-2007, 02:02 AM

i rofled like a mofo

Brain · 08-24-2007, 10:36 AM

Lol a thing similar to the KMart thing happened to me in monopoly

Jacksterson · 08-24-2007, 10:59 AM

xD Copy/Pasta I do believe. But still, its freakin funny.

hobolord · 08-24-2007, 11:50 AM

lols some of them were funny

08-23-2007, 09:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
xXDeathzJrXx Illgamez Insomniac Join Date: May 2006 Location: ......................... Posts: 8,243,915 Posts: 2,294 Reputation: 16	They walk among us For gags. THEY WALK AMONG US I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in my favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. =================== I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. =================== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" They Walk Among Us! =================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! =================== I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us! =================== My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They Walk Among Us! =================== My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They Walk Among Us =================== I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" They Walk Among Us! =================== While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Yep, They Walk Among Us! =================== They Walk Among Us, AND they Reproduce, and Worst of All They VOTE

08-23-2007, 09:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zankurou Wario’s Bad Accent Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Somewhere, Overthere Posts: 488 Reputation: 10	Haha some of that was pretty funny. HIGH FIVE! __________________ LoL - Yaysian

08-23-2007, 09:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cereal&Milk OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 11,669 Reputation: 82	The KMart thing was jokes. __________________ Currently Playing: Final Fantasy 11 Server: Caitsith *~Mains~* Stats: SAM 75/ THF 37 Stats: THF 75/ NIN 37 Stats: RNG 75/ SAM 37 Stats: BLU 66/ NIN 33

08-24-2007, 10:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Brain Luigi’s Pizza Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Dubai,UAE Posts: 141 Reputation: 10	Lol a thing similar to the KMart thing happened to me in monopoly __________________

08-24-2007, 10:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
Jacksterson Chrono's Crony Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,332 Reputation: 111	xD Copy/Pasta I do believe. But still, its freakin funny. __________________ Nope.

08-23-2007, 09:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stabkiller0 OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,757 Reputation: 26	Source? Where'd this come from? And is there some joke or thing behind the "They walk among us" title? Horribly cheesy jokes but they get a couple snickers.

08-23-2007, 09:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
hksmrchan Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: wtf? Posts: 4,359 Reputation: 19	lol at the cashier at kmart. free game for me

08-24-2007, 02:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
gun_n_run69 SuperKenshin's Servent Join Date: May 2006 Location: The future. Posts: 1,028 Reputation: 10	i rofled like a mofo

08-24-2007, 11:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
hobolord Roon's Rogue Join Date: May 2006 Location: australia Posts: 4,310 Reputation: 68	lols some of them were funny

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