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kunrian

Me:
tainted eon
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
pie
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
yes they do
God:
It's all good. When?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
do you do pie?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of pie.

no comment.

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Bacn

God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
But your god.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So arn't you already smarter than humans and imortal?
God:
Give me a break. Now? Of course I am more intelligent than humans and imortal.
Me:
Then why do you want to be what you already are?
God:
Because of the money.


I can't get enough of this.

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Fieren

Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
P-ness
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, P ness.
Me:
So I have a few questions.
God:
Come on. What are these questions ?
Me:
Does George Bush hate black people?
God:
It does now George Bush hate black people.
Me:
I see, I see.
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
In my pants.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
From a man behind Albertsons named Gomez.
God:
Who or what is a man behind Albertsons named Gomez?
Me:
You don' want to know.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: P ness said I don want to know.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Well I gotta go God, bye.
God:
See you later. Interesting. Bye. GOD rules

Besides Real Lives 2007, I have found another source of lulz.

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Necronax

HOLY ****ING SHIT ASK HIM TO DEFINE THE VALUE OF PI!!!!!!!!

IT WILL OVERLOAD HIM I BET!!!!

IM GoNNA TRY IT NOW!!!!
god damit he defined it but not all the way

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Inugami

Me:
pi
God:
PI = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169039937 5 approximately.
Me:
square root of 25
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
what is the square root of 25
God:
Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
5?
God:
Five.
Me:
6?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
concerns?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause i'm a devil worshiper
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a devil worshiper? Does it pay well?
Me:
eh... i get paid vacation
God:
Are you Canadian? Where did you get it?
Me:
what? yes you are confusing me
God:
No problem. " No problem."? yes you are confusing me? I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
how is mom?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
dad?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
OMG YOU KILLED DAD!?
God:
DAD was killed?
Me:
YOU KILLED HIM!
God:
Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
what kind of soap?
God:
What kinds of soap are there?
Me:
blue and red
God:
Green. What do you have that is red?
Me:
purple?
God:
What do you have that is purple?
Me:
penguins
God:
In the context of dad, I don't understand " penguins." .
Me:
what does dad have to do with penguins!
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
OMG DAD WAS KILLED BY PENGUINS!?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
YOU TELL ME!
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
WHEN HE WAS KILLED!
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
T_T
God:
Does "it" still refer to dad have to do with penguins?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!

oh and lets not forget

Me:
what is the meaning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Kyoudai

Me:
so how big is your penis?
God:
Blimey. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
that's your e-peen
God:
It is only one of my e peen.




'Nuff said.

Spirit

Epic lulz.

You too Fieren

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Stabkiller0

Me:
Hello Satan
God:
Hello there. How old are you?
Me:
Umm 14 why do you care?
God:
Hey. What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Me:
Actually I'm 16 I was scared you were going to rape me
God:
Actually you don't say. Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Me:
It's painful
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I did
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
Actually I'm not you are
God:
Actually you don't say. I am sorry to hear that you are not I am.
Me:
Does God have sex with people?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
But you are God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Short term memory?
God:
Is that from ?