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so theres this girl who ive been after for almost a year, but i cant get near her because she is totaly all over this other dude. this other dude is a total wanker but she cant see that, she totally loves him and is all over him, then one day he treats her like total crap and so she goes into "all men are assholes" mode.... so i think, great, maybe i can talk to her, but everytime i go near her she just constantly goes on about how great this other guy is... even though hes a total ****ing asshole
so after about a month of this guy shitting on her, after a month of me hearing her bullshit sob stories i finally crack... i tell her she is stupid, i tell her she is desperate and an idiot for following that rtard lo and behold she hates my guts ( surprise surprise) but god damn she deserved that reality check.... except now im ****ed because i have a seminar with her tomorrow and i practically made her cry how the hell do i face up to my retarded mistakes? how do i make up for my retarded big mouth and my bullshit opinions? i think she is going to crusify me... i need help guys please help me guys.
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Here's what you do:
Rape her children, eat her pets, upturn all of the potted plants on her patio, and then take a polaroid of her titties and have them tattooed on your forehead. For future reference, don't ask OnRPG for help in relationships. Especially after saying "i dont care if you are mostly all 16 year olds, you must have better advice than what i did to make her cry" when you're probably under 16 yourself. I was about to make a serious post until I saw that. Oh and then replace her toothbrush with an identical toothbrush that you rubbed in your armpits. And then punch her repeatedly in the face out of anger and frustration. edit: I feel bad for you. Just apologize. And then humor her because making someone laugh is the best way to get a relationship straight. Last edited by Athias; 10-18-2007 at 02:09 AM. |
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Like Req said, apologize. But at the same time, you're going to have to make sure your reality check sunk in. She can't keep going after an asshat--it will only turn out to hurt her in the long run.
Edit: @Athias,...Wow, lol.
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'cause it's like, what... the 10th thread in the past few days that's started with "So there's this girl..."?... |
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You most certainly will be given the kiss of death, but I would say stick to your guns cause if she likes assholes she is setting herself up bad.
I have a question tho before I bestow any actual sagely advice on this subject the two guys she had previously been involved with aside from the wanker part what type of guys were they like jock asshole? average guy asshole? |
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