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Mr Fate

Sorry but I don't understand why you have to be so harsh.I understand you're trying to keep the forums clean and safe and you doing a good job at it.But their jokes and not for anybody to be offended by the jokes.

mysteryguy

actually...the first couple jokes u made were kinda racist like..the blond one of "i think..poof she dissappeared.."

but then i guess i dont really care =\

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Manic

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks
ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new
jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

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Stabkiller0

Internet Jokes are suited for the internet. Most jokes are better told in real life. It's kinda hard to laugh at the ones you guy's are telling.

I'll tell them in real life and see the response.

GoFlyAKite

being blond isn't a race. Manic's joke was funny.

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Kashis

This one was told to me by my Real Estate teacher.

The Pessimistic Boy and the Optimistic Boy

Two boys were sent to a lab to be studied by scientists to see what could make them happy. One boy was given every kind of toy imaginable, his favorite foods and everything he liked. His only reply to all of this was "I already know I like these things so this isn't going to make me happy".

The other boy however...was waist deep in horse crap. And yet he was smiling as bright as a child who's gotten a new toy. The scientists couldn't believe it. How could this boy be so happy in all that mess?

When they asked the boy why he was so happy he said this.

"With all shit everywhere there's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"

=P

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