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Mr Fate · 10-31-2007, 01:18 AM

Now yeah I just started OnRpg but I thought this would be a cool idea to make us laugh our asses off.I will start of with a joke then you rate how funny the joke above you is in a scale of 1 through 10 then post your own joke.Here it goes

.By the way you are free to write whatever you want.For all that get offended it is just a joke,dont take it seriously.

There were 3 criminals escaping from jail.The cops are chasing them and the 3 guys run off into the woods.1 criminal climbs up a tree, the other criminal hides in a bush , the last criminal hides in a potato sack.
When the cops came chasing after them trying to find them in the woods.The dude in the tree says Tweet Tweet so the cops thought it was a bird.The dude in the bush was liek Meow meow so they thought it was a cat.The dude in the potato sack is liek POTATO POTATO!!!!!!.

Chaotix · 10-31-2007, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Fate

Now yeah I just started OnRpg but I thought this would be a cool idea to make us laugh our asses off.I will start of with a joke then you rate how funny the joke above you is in a scale of 1 through 10 then post your own joke.Here it goes

.By the way you are free to write whatever you want.For all that get offended it is just a joke.Dont take it seriously

There were 3 criminals escaping from jail.The cops are chasing them and the 3 guys run off into the woods.1 criminal climbs up a tree, the other criminal hides in a bush , the last criminal hides in a potato sack.
When the cops came chasing after them trying to find them in the woods.The dude in the tree says Tweet Tweet so the cops thought it was a bird.The dude in the bush was liek Meow meow so they thought it was a cat.The dude in the potato sack is liek POTATO POTATO!!!!!!.

lol ok heres mine

a farmer's house gets caught in a flood. the water is up to his waist, and a man on a boat comes by and says "need some help?" but the farmer says "no thank you, ill wait for god to save me" and so the man on the boat left. then the water was up to the farmer's chest and another man on a boat came by and said " need some help? but the farmer says "no thank you, ill wait for god to save me" and so the man on the boat left. then the water was so high that the farmer had to get on top of his roof, and a man in a helicopter came by and said "need some help?" but the farmer says "no thank you, ill wait for god to save me" and so the man in the helicopter left. the water got so high that the farmer drowned and went to heaven. in heaven, the farmer asked god, "god, why didnt you save me?" and god said "i sent 2 boats and a helicopter, what more did you want!?"

Mr Fate · 10-31-2007, 01:31 AM

lol 10/10.

theres these three girls.A brunette a red head and a blonde.There is this magic mirror that if you lie to it you dissapear.Ok here it goes.The brunette tells the magic mirror.I think I am the smartest girl ever!.POOF!!! she dissapears.The red head is like.I think i am the one with the best hair.POOF!!!She dissapears.The blonde is like.I think.POOF!!! she dissapears

Deimos · 10-31-2007, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Fate

Now yeah I just started OnRpg but I thought this would be a cool idea to make us laugh our asses off.I will start of with a joke then you rate how funny the joke above you is in a scale of 1 through 10 then post your own joke.Here it goes

.By the way you are free to write whatever you want.For all that get offended it is just a joke,dont take it seriously.

There were 3 criminals escaping from jail.The cops are chasing them and the 3 guys run off into the woods.1 criminal climbs up a tree, the other criminal hides in a bush , the last criminal hides in a potato sack.
When the cops came chasing after them trying to find them in the woods.The dude in the tree says Tweet Tweet so the cops thought it was a bird.The dude in the bush was liek Meow meow so they thought it was a cat.The dude in the potato sack is liek POTATO POTATO!!!!!!.

an englishman, irishman and scotsman stow away on a ship filled with animals. the englishman says "we shall all hide in a different sack, that way the captain wont be able to find us". as the boat sets sail the captain and some guards enter the hold to check for stow aways. a guard kicks the first sack, the englishman says "woof woof" the captain remarks "its only a sack of dogs". the guard kicks the second sack; the scotsman says "meow", the captain remarks "its only a sack of cats". the guard kicks the third sack and the irishman says "sack o' potatoes".

get it right dude

ps: i have no idea why a captain would have sacks of animals on a ship or why the three men are there in the firstplace.

also: sorry to anyone from ireland. but since we are on the subject?

How do you sink an irish submarine? ... knock on the door.

har har har

Mr Fate · 10-31-2007, 01:36 AM

haha well thats how I first heard it. And you can say whatever you want as long as it isnt uber pwnsome l33ts offensive you know?

Edit: forgot to put in joke.

Three guys are walking on a mountain . A black man , a white man , and a chinese man. A witch poofs right in front of them and says "Lick my va-jj now or I will kill you & your entire family."The men had no choice.The black man does it and dies..The white man does it and dies.. The chinese man does it and Doesnt die

!?He says "Me chinese, me no dumb , me have a condom in my tounge."

Sorry if this was nasty LOL

GoFlyAKite · 10-31-2007, 01:44 AM

I didn't get that last one about the Irish, so it didn't offend me.

Joke #1:
Ok, so there were these blond woman deserted on an island. One of them found a magic lamp. They each got one wish.

The first blond asked to be smarter so she could escape from the island. *Poof* the genie turned her into a redhead and she swam off the island.

The second blond asked to be smarter then the first one. *Poof* the genie turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and got off the island.

The last blond asked to be smarter then the first two combined. *Poof* the genie turned her into a man and she walked over the bridge off the island.

Mr Fate · 10-31-2007, 01:49 AM

Lmao at #1 Ive heard it before but still is funny. And i spit my water on the carpet when i read #2.

Croix · 10-31-2007, 01:54 AM

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?

(Typical answer would be 'no')

Neither has he.

GrandHustle · 10-31-2007, 01:58 AM

Ok, here's two...

There were 3 people, who had all died. They were going to see God, and he would determine which of them would go to heaven, and which to hell. God told them that he would listen to each story about how each person died, and the person with the best story would go to heaven. Well, the first dude goes and starts telling his story...

I was in a hotel, walking up to my room, when I heard some moaning, in a room. I noticed the door was opened, and so I took a look inside to make sure nobody was hurt or anything. Well, it turns out that somebody was hurt. A woman was on the bed, sweating, holding a bottle of liquor, and I didn't know what was wrong. I immediately went over to her and tried to help her, but nothing worked. She was still in pain, and sweating profusely. Suddenly, I heard footsteps walking down the hallway and coming into the room, and while this was only the second floor of the hotel, I jumped out of the window. Shortly after, a refrigerator fell on top of me and crushed me.

Second guy: I was walking back to my hotel room after my usual morning jog, but returned to a sad sight. My wife was on the bed, sweating, with a bottle of alcohol. I could tell that she had been cheating on me again. After this, I looked up just quickly enough to see a person jumping out of my window. I got so angry that I flung my refrigerator at him, out of the window, and crushed him. After all of this, my heart gave out from the disappointment in my wife and killing this man, and so I died.

Third guy: I WAS HIDING IN A REFRIGERATOR

Next joke:

There were three friends, named poop, shut up, and manners. These people could only say one word - their name. They were all friends. Well, one day, when they were playing in the street, poop got hit by a car, and so Shut up went to go for help, at the police station. When he got there, the policeman questioned him:

Policeman - What's your name?

Shut up - Shut up.

Policeman - What's your name?

Shut up - Shut up.

Policeman - WHAT'S YOUR NAME??

Shut up - Shut up.

Policeman - Where are your manners?

Shut up - Over there, picking up poop.

-----------

Now for a good old dumb blond joke.

A dumb blond wanted to go to buy a tv, and so she went to a big electronics store. When she went to the tv section and asked the man there if she could buy a tv, he said:

"Sorry, I don't sell tv's to blonds."

And so she went home. This blond, however, had a plan. She showed up the next day with a brown wig on.

Blond - "Hello, can I buy a tv?"

Salesman - "Sorry, I don't sell tv's to blonds."

Disgruntled, the blond went home. She, however, had another plan. The next day, she showed up with a red wig on.

Blond - "Hello, can I buy a tv?"

Salesman - "Sorry, I don't sell tv's to blonds."

The blond person got furious at this, as all of her attempts seemed to fail.

Blond - "How do you know that I'm a blond?!"

Salesman - "This is the microwave section."

IlovePho · 10-31-2007, 02:08 AM

Nice jokes guy, made me laugh like hell. Here my

There was a rabbit and a bear in a forest and they both hated each other.
One day they both found a genie in a bottle in the forest (somehow), they both had 3 wishes. The rabbit wish that he had a motorcycle, the bear wish that he was the only male bear in the forest, the rabbit wish that he had a helmet to go with his new motorcycle and then the bear wish he was the only male bear in the whole country. The bear made his last wish, it was that he was the only male bear in the whole world, and the rabbit wish that the bear was gay.

10-31-2007, 01:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr Fate Marios's Mustache Wax Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I live in a game where it takes one year to level up.And when you die you lose.PVP is illegal.LIFE Posts: 14 Reputation: 10	The Joke Thread Now yeah I just started OnRpg but I thought this would be a cool idea to make us laugh our asses off.I will start of with a joke then you rate how funny the joke above you is in a scale of 1 through 10 then post your own joke.Here it goes .By the way you are free to write whatever you want.For all that get offended it is just a joke,dont take it seriously. There were 3 criminals escaping from jail.The cops are chasing them and the 3 guys run off into the woods.1 criminal climbs up a tree, the other criminal hides in a bush , the last criminal hides in a potato sack. When the cops came chasing after them trying to find them in the woods.The dude in the tree says Tweet Tweet so the cops thought it was a bird.The dude in the bush was liek Meow meow so they thought it was a cat.The dude in the potato sack is liek POTATO POTATO!!!!!!. Last edited by Mr Fate; 10-31-2007 at 01:21 AM.

10-31-2007, 01:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mr Fate Marios's Mustache Wax Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I live in a game where it takes one year to level up.And when you die you lose.PVP is illegal.LIFE Posts: 14 Reputation: 10	haha well thats how I first heard it. And you can say whatever you want as long as it isnt uber pwnsome l33ts offensive you know? Edit: forgot to put in joke. Three guys are walking on a mountain . A black man , a white man , and a chinese man. A witch poofs right in front of them and says "Lick my va-jj now or I will kill you & your entire family."The men had no choice.The black man does it and dies..The white man does it and dies.. The chinese man does it and Doesnt die !?He says "Me chinese, me no dumb , me have a condom in my tounge." Sorry if this was nasty LOL Last edited by Mr Fate; 10-31-2007 at 01:41 AM.

10-31-2007, 01:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
GoFlyAKite Loric's Lunatic Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada. Infractions: 23 Posts: 2,648 Reputation: 23	I didn't get that last one about the Irish, so it didn't offend me. Joke #1: Ok, so there were these blond woman deserted on an island. One of them found a magic lamp. They each got one wish. The first blond asked to be smarter so she could escape from the island. Poof the genie turned her into a redhead and she swam off the island. The second blond asked to be smarter then the first one. Poof the genie turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and got off the island. The last blond asked to be smarter then the first two combined. Poof the genie turned her into a man and she walked over the bridge off the island. __________________

10-31-2007, 01:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mr Fate Marios's Mustache Wax Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I live in a game where it takes one year to level up.And when you die you lose.PVP is illegal.LIFE Posts: 14 Reputation: 10	Lmao at #1 Ive heard it before but still is funny. And i spit my water on the carpet when i read #2. Last edited by Mr Fate; 11-01-2007 at 01:48 AM.

10-31-2007, 01:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
GrandHustle Eriond's Egotist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Cage, Rucker Park, or Venice Beach. Posts: 1,733 Reputation: 16	Ok, here's two... There were 3 people, who had all died. They were going to see God, and he would determine which of them would go to heaven, and which to hell. God told them that he would listen to each story about how each person died, and the person with the best story would go to heaven. Well, the first dude goes and starts telling his story... I was in a hotel, walking up to my room, when I heard some moaning, in a room. I noticed the door was opened, and so I took a look inside to make sure nobody was hurt or anything. Well, it turns out that somebody was hurt. A woman was on the bed, sweating, holding a bottle of liquor, and I didn't know what was wrong. I immediately went over to her and tried to help her, but nothing worked. She was still in pain, and sweating profusely. Suddenly, I heard footsteps walking down the hallway and coming into the room, and while this was only the second floor of the hotel, I jumped out of the window. Shortly after, a refrigerator fell on top of me and crushed me. Second guy: I was walking back to my hotel room after my usual morning jog, but returned to a sad sight. My wife was on the bed, sweating, with a bottle of alcohol. I could tell that she had been cheating on me again. After this, I looked up just quickly enough to see a person jumping out of my window. I got so angry that I flung my refrigerator at him, out of the window, and crushed him. After all of this, my heart gave out from the disappointment in my wife and killing this man, and so I died. Third guy: I WAS HIDING IN A REFRIGERATOR Next joke: There were three friends, named poop, shut up, and manners. These people could only say one word - their name. They were all friends. Well, one day, when they were playing in the street, poop got hit by a car, and so Shut up went to go for help, at the police station. When he got there, the policeman questioned him: Policeman - What's your name? Shut up - Shut up. Policeman - What's your name? Shut up - Shut up. Policeman - WHAT'S YOUR NAME?? Shut up - Shut up. Policeman - Where are your manners? Shut up - Over there, picking up poop. ----------- Now for a good old dumb blond joke. A dumb blond wanted to go to buy a tv, and so she went to a big electronics store. When she went to the tv section and asked the man there if she could buy a tv, he said: "Sorry, I don't sell tv's to blonds." And so she went home. This blond, however, had a plan. She showed up the next day with a brown wig on. Blond - "Hello, can I buy a tv?" Salesman - "Sorry, I don't sell tv's to blonds." Disgruntled, the blond went home. She, however, had another plan. The next day, she showed up with a red wig on. Blond - "Hello, can I buy a tv?" Salesman - "Sorry, I don't sell tv's to blonds." The blond person got furious at this, as all of her attempts seemed to fail. Blond - "How do you know that I'm a blond?!" Salesman - "This is the microwave section." __________________ Become Legendary Last edited by GrandHustle; 10-31-2007 at 02:00 AM.

10-31-2007, 01:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mr Fate Marios's Mustache Wax Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I live in a game where it takes one year to level up.And when you die you lose.PVP is illegal.LIFE Posts: 14 Reputation: 10	lol 10/10. theres these three girls.A brunette a red head and a blonde.There is this magic mirror that if you lie to it you dissapear.Ok here it goes.The brunette tells the magic mirror.I think I am the smartest girl ever!.POOF!!! she dissapears.The red head is like.I think i am the one with the best hair.POOF!!!She dissapears.The blonde is like.I think.POOF!!! she dissapears

10-31-2007, 01:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Croix Marineking's Minion Join Date: May 2006 Location: Superluminal? Posts: 2,935 Reputation: 100	Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house? (Typical answer would be 'no') Neither has he.

10-31-2007, 02:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
IlovePho Detective Kirby Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 168 Reputation: 10	Nice jokes guy, made me laugh like hell. Here my There was a rabbit and a bear in a forest and they both hated each other. One day they both found a genie in a bottle in the forest (somehow), they both had 3 wishes. The rabbit wish that he had a motorcycle, the bear wish that he was the only male bear in the forest, the rabbit wish that he had a helmet to go with his new motorcycle and then the bear wish he was the only male bear in the whole country. The bear made his last wish, it was that he was the only male bear in the whole world, and the rabbit wish that the bear was gay.

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