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BabyXSoap · 11-03-2007, 01:55 AM

Well ill start.
I joined a dota game blalblaba it was -arem i got Anti mage and i (im on the scourge side) farmed all that.. sololed top then it gets intersting. Two of the sentinels leave the rest stay. And of course we started to win. Purple was being annoying cuz he made fun of us cuz he was pretty much carrying his team. Then while my teamates were pushing mid two of my mates died to purp then i came in and owned his ***..Hard..Then i did the same to him blablalbalb...Then he says i have no right to heckle cuz its 5v3 and my team has stunners and nukers. Then blue decides to intervene i make fun of him then he custom kicks me...

it is like i cant just have fun in dota games anymore...

Bacn · 11-03-2007, 02:39 AM

I saw a download for DOTA on xfire. I downloaded it and I had no idea where to put it. Then I stopped caring.

Only story I got.

hksmrchan · 11-03-2007, 02:56 AM

DOTA is the cancer that is killing wc3, DOTA is for the ones that dont know how to play and micro in ladders, and resort calling themselves "pro" by controlling 1 hero.

Athias · 11-03-2007, 03:02 AM

DOTA is not only maybe the most boring game evar, but is the ONLY map that anyone on warcraft plays. As a matter of fact, one thing that's alot more fun than DOTA is the "how few DOTA games can you find on the screen at once after refreshing" game. To do this, you simply click refresh, and then watch as 80% of all the maps that show up at DOTA. If you do this, and only three or less DOTA games show up at once, you are an hero, and your computer wants you to have celebratory secks with your hand themed to the other 20% of all dota maps that are simply pictures of "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING." Note: 19% of this 20% are not actually "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING," but rather, "GAYGUYGAYSECKSING," cleverly MASKED with a filename such as "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING."

Moar reasons that DOTA is shit would be that... A: It's like wow. Playing a game that's LIKE wow is like jerking off to n00d picz of girls that LOOK under 18. B: It's not newfag friendly. C: There's gay shit everywhere. D: OMG CLINKZ IS RIGGED!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@ E: Along with every other new character in the past 5 versions...

Domokun · 11-03-2007, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Athias

DOTA is not only maybe the most boring game evar, but is the ONLY map that anyone on warcraft plays. As a matter of fact, one thing that's alot more fun than DOTA is the "how few DOTA games can you find on the screen at once after refreshing" game. To do this, you simply click refresh, and then watch as 80% of all the maps that show up at DOTA. If you do this, and only three or less DOTA games show up at once, you are an hero, and your computer wants you to have celebratory secks with your hand themed to the other 20% of all dota maps that are simply pictures of "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING." Note: 19% of this 20% are not actually "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING," but rather, "GAYGUYGAYSECKSING," cleverly MASKED with a filename such as "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING."

Moar reasons that DOTA is shit would be that... A: It's like wow. Playing a game that's LIKE wow is like jerking off to n00d picz of girls that LOOK under 18. B: It's not newfag friendly. C: There's gay shit everywhere. D: OMG CLINKZ IS RIGGED!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@ E: Along with every other new character in the past 5 versions...

Wc3 custom games are not newb friendly...Cant get into a game without getting kicked and having a chance to play. I get cussed out by many kids so much i ignore them. However there are some decent people who let you download and tells you how the game work. What gets on my nerve is the titles like "DOTA -AR NO NUBS".

Fieren · 11-03-2007, 03:24 AM

To me, DOTA is a pretty fun game. I like the mechanics and huge array of heroes. But there are SO many ****ing DOTA games I just get sick of them. Usually its just me filtering through the DOTA's for some less seen game (Pyramid escape, Life of a Peasant, etc. Jurrasic survival is pretty awesome too. The SWAT games are my fav though.) to **** around with.

newone1 · 11-03-2007, 03:26 AM

Man I remember the days where warcraft was not filled with DOTA DOTA DOTA, I remember playing other games but then stopped out of boredness, 3 years later I come back to play but I lost my cd key. I liked Ice troll tribes and the other version the best, and that one zombie game with ranks, no not resident evil maps.

Fieren · 11-03-2007, 03:28 AM

Oh yeah, Custom footmen frenzy (Any footmen F would do though). ****ing beast. Me and a few clan cronies would set up a room, team, and wipe the floor.

Domokun · 11-03-2007, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Fieren

Oh yeah, Custom footmen frenzy (Any footmen F would do though). ****ing beast. Me and a few clan cronies would set up a room, team, and wipe the floor.

I loved battleship and any non rigged game. Heaven and hell,angel arena were the ones i hated the most. Could you give me tips for a basic footman game?

newone1 · 11-03-2007, 03:56 AM

Anyone played the Vamprism map I liked that game alot, of course it sucks when your a vamp, if you don't destroy the towers in time you will of course lose.

11-03-2007, 01:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
BabyXSoap A Shrubbery Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Yankee stadium, hitting Homers Posts: 806 Reputation: 10	post your dota stories!!! =DD Well ill start. I joined a dota game blalblaba it was -arem i got Anti mage and i (im on the scourge side) farmed all that.. sololed top then it gets intersting. Two of the sentinels leave the rest stay. And of course we started to win. Purple was being annoying cuz he made fun of us cuz he was pretty much carrying his team. Then while my teamates were pushing mid two of my mates died to purp then i came in and owned his ***..Hard..Then i did the same to him blablalbalb...Then he says i have no right to heckle cuz its 5v3 and my team has stunners and nukers. Then blue decides to intervene i make fun of him then he custom kicks me... it is like i cant just have fun in dota games anymore... __________________ Gamertag:xNYKILLER "The tragedy here is, we're savages. We're thrilled to kill each other. We're monsters and war is what unmasks us. But there's kind of honor in it, too. A kind of grace. I guess if I'm a monster, it's my privilege to be one."

11-03-2007, 02:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bacn It's Bacon!!! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dogenzaka Hill Posts: 7,868 Reputation: 228	I saw a download for DOTA on xfire. I downloaded it and I had no idea where to put it. Then I stopped caring. Only story I got. __________________ First Came The Question Then Came The Answer

11-03-2007, 03:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fieren OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Removed Posts: 4,784 Reputation: 23	To me, DOTA is a pretty fun game. I like the mechanics and huge array of heroes. But there are SO many **ing DOTA games I just get sick of them. Usually its just me filtering through the DOTA's for some less seen game (Pyramid escape, Life of a Peasant, etc. Jurrasic survival is pretty awesome too. The SWAT games are my fav though.) to ** around with. __________________

11-03-2007, 03:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
newone1 Wario’s Bad Accent Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 490 Reputation: 6	Man I remember the days where warcraft was not filled with DOTA DOTA DOTA, I remember playing other games but then stopped out of boredness, 3 years later I come back to play but I lost my cd key. I liked Ice troll tribes and the other version the best, and that one zombie game with ranks, no not resident evil maps. __________________ Waiting for Diablo 3.

11-03-2007, 03:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
Fieren OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Removed Posts: 4,784 Reputation: 23	Oh yeah, Custom footmen frenzy (Any footmen F would do though). ****ing beast. Me and a few clan cronies would set up a room, team, and wipe the floor. __________________

11-03-2007, 02:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
hksmrchan Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: wtf? Posts: 4,359 Reputation: 19	DOTA is the cancer that is killing wc3, DOTA is for the ones that dont know how to play and micro in ladders, and resort calling themselves "pro" by controlling 1 hero.

11-03-2007, 03:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Athias Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The 586, Michigan Posts: 524 Reputation: 27	DOTA is not only maybe the most boring game evar, but is the ONLY map that anyone on warcraft plays. As a matter of fact, one thing that's alot more fun than DOTA is the "how few DOTA games can you find on the screen at once after refreshing" game. To do this, you simply click refresh, and then watch as 80% of all the maps that show up at DOTA. If you do this, and only three or less DOTA games show up at once, you are an hero, and your computer wants you to have celebratory secks with your hand themed to the other 20% of all dota maps that are simply pictures of "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING." Note: 19% of this 20% are not actually "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING," but rather, "GAYGUYGAYSECKSING," cleverly MASKED with a filename such as "HOTCHICKNIPPLERUBBING." Moar reasons that DOTA is shit would be that... A: It's like wow. Playing a game that's LIKE wow is like jerking off to n00d picz of girls that LOOK under 18. B: It's not newfag friendly. C: There's gay shit everywhere. D: OMG CLINKZ IS RIGGED!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@ E: Along with every other new character in the past 5 versions...

11-03-2007, 03:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
newone1 Wario’s Bad Accent Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 490 Reputation: 6	Anyone played the Vamprism map I liked that game alot, of course it sucks when your a vamp, if you don't destroy the towers in time you will of course lose. __________________ Waiting for Diablo 3.

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