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I am better than you.

You can't really see the Great Wall of China from the moon.

The world's population has more than doubled since 1950.

There are 6.022x10²³ atoms in one mole. The earth would be covered to a depth of at least 400 meters if there were one mole of pennies. But you can hold a mole of atoms in your hand.

Humpback whales do not eat in their breeding grounds.

The nursery song "Ring around the rosie" is about rape and sexually transmitted diseases.

Most people are lactose intolerant.

Fidel Castro, Bill Clinton, and Albert Einstein were left-handed people.

The oldest living thing on Earth is a tree named Methuselah, and it is older than western civilization.

(I'll post more in the future)

Paladinn

Paladinn hates the temperature cold.
Paladinn has a sick cold.
Paladinn hates the sick cold coming from the temperature cold.
Myspace suicide girl's family is shunned.
Chicagoers hate Johnnny Depp.
VANESSA HUDGENS GOT SUED!!!
Lol, yay Comcast news.

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Jabor_

Every function has a derivative and an antiderivative.

The derivative f' of a function f can always be written in a form that does not include dy/dx. However, the antiderivative cannot always be written in a form without the integral symbol.

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Paladinn

Oh, so it's French, is it?
Fine, I'll go to Wikipedia now, and BEAT you!
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
- A shrimp's heart is in their head.
- People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.
- In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).
- It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
- A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
- Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
- By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.
- On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
- More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
- Rats and horses can't vomit.
- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
- Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
- Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
- If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
- In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
- The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
- A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.
- 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
- In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
- Most lipstick contains fish scales.
- Cat's urine glows under a black light.
- Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
- If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

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Fox Company

FoxCompany does not afk. He waits.
The chief export of FoxCompany is ban and spam.
There is no chin under FoxCompany's Beard. There is only another fist.
FoxCompany has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The most pushups ever performed in one day was 46,001..by FoxCompany

Paladinn

I loved that episode.
"Hmm, you may be a threat to me. Chuck!"
(Chuck Norris walks in)
Superfist of the chest hair!

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Jabor_

95% of statistics on message boards are made up on the spot.

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Fox Company

FACT
all of FoxCompany's fact are facts except this one.

FoxCompany doesn't go hunting.... FoxCompany GOES KILLING
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies you have $1.19 and a FoxCompany

Paladinn

Fox, what anime is your sig from?
And Jabor, hahah. Play-on-statistics. Hot pockets are easy to do that with too, but in word form.

Oh crap, g'night everyone!

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Xenonight2

Eskimos have a gazillion billion trillion words for snow.

Dolphins can talk to each other by singing and dancing.

'Tis true.

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