Tsk.Tsk.Tsk. Some of you here are so harsh. Where's your common sense? Certently he's new so we must show him the Do's And Dont Do's.
Anyway's,Hello and welcome . I am Dr. I.N.V.U, the resident medical expert. As such, it is my duty to administer your shot that prevents diseases from the following: bats, cats, licks, kicks, jokes, pokes and most importantly pantsless people of the gender you do not like. Not to mention pissed off Jigglypuffs and strange Kool-Aid. Oh and watch out for thieves. Trust me you will thank me later.
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