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redskull22 · 03-19-2008, 07:22 PM

What are the dumbest ways to get killed??
Whoever can think of the best way will win!!

ЯiverT · 03-19-2008, 08:37 PM

(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%

smartgear · 03-19-2008, 08:39 PM

heh .. you beat me to it

redskull22 · 03-20-2008, 12:17 AM

I think one of the best noob ways to die is to be killed by the sasquatch in the jack links ads... like you crap all over his hand when he is asleep. then u tickle his nose so he puts crap on his face.... then he chases you and shovels crap down your mouth!

03-19-2008, 07:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
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03-19-2008, 08:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
ЯiverT Bongo Crazy Kong Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Posts: 229 Reputation: 13	(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead. The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47% __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance.

03-19-2008, 08:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
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03-20-2008, 12:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
redskull22 Marios's Mustache Wax Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: USA Posts: 2 Reputation: 10	I think one of the best noob ways to die is to be killed by the sasquatch in the jack links ads... like you crap all over his hand when he is asleep. then u tickle his nose so he puts crap on his face.... then he chases you and shovels crap down your mouth! __________________ http://ZeldereX.com?ref=729535303f2e...2217f16e8a4390

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