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Sweeps · 04-26-2008, 03:57 AM

bug bomb your place while everybodys out.
or buy bug/roach sticky stop's and hope the things idiot enough to go onto one lol.

Runahs · 04-26-2008, 04:00 AM

OH WAIT I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!!!!

Buy a mouse trap and put a plastic cockroach on the end of it instead of cheese and what it go crack.

cloud775 · 04-26-2008, 04:01 AM

find a damned exterminator and quick dude once they find a mate those ****ers will be all over your house dont try to take care of it yourself

Darc · 04-26-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Pulse

Get axe/ any cologne or anti-persperant and put a lighter up to it.
SUPERMAN THAT HOE!

Maybe if we spray it with Axe Dark temptation it'll turn to chocolate.

I dare you try it.

Yazhgar · 04-26-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Greed

Or use magic. Magic is a homing missile of pure pwnage.

Magic Missile never misses.

I suppose OP has found the answer from Google already.
If not, use chemicals just to make sure there wont be more of those.
Or a professional... Or learn to live with your new little pals?

Wait what, is OP?

Deimos · 04-26-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Cereal&Milk

Yeah, so a really fat American Cockroach (Palmetto Bug, it's all the same) managed to get into my house a while ago. The first time I saw it was while I was browsing OnRPG about two or three weeks ago, and it got away before I could crush it with my dumbbell. I hadn't seen it since, so I figured it was dead. I hadn't seen any nymphs, either.

Then, this morning, I wake up, and step into the computer room to get my USB Thumbdrive, and what's that climbing on my arm? The fat **** jumps from the ceiling fan onto my arm and scurries around like a mad drunkard. I'd never tried to swat an insect that big, and miss in succession so many times.

After I knock the shitbag off of my arm, and procede to the bathroom where I scrubbed my arms and back furiously (just took a bath, only had on a bida/a-shirt at the time), I see the little bastard sitting on my mom's hair dryer, giving me the evil eye. I take the Driver Golf Club right next to me, and swing after the bastard, but it ninja's onto the curtains. Then I take my boot, and throw it at it, and it ninja's onto the next set of curtains. So I reach for the golf club again, and swat after the little battyfish, but it shrugs it off and flies straight for my face.

So, guys, tell me. From the information I've given you, can you discern what gender it is? I need to know whether I should gas it or crush it with an unimaginable amount of weight.

If it's a male, I can save the cash, but if it's female, I'll need to kill it as soon as possible and get rid of it's eggs. As far as I know, it's only been one place, and my father and I can just scour the place.

i know this is serious and probably sorted out by now but.... holy hell, that was funny to read dude.

i could literally taste the hatred

GoFlyAKite · 04-26-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alluring Angel

Pet stores sells roaches?

Don't know, if I haven't seen them at stores, I've never seen them at all in real life.

Greed · 04-26-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yazhgar

Magic Missile never misses.

I suppose OP has found the answer from Google already.
If not, use chemicals just to make sure there wont be more of those.
Or a professional... Or learn to live with your new little pals?

Wait what, is OP?

OP = Opening Poster/post/person etc.

04-26-2008, 03:57 AM	#41 (permalink)
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04-26-2008, 04:01 AM	#43 (permalink)
cloud775 Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: over there Posts: 1,946 Reputation: 17	find a damned exterminator and quick dude once they find a mate those ****ers will be all over your house dont try to take care of it yourself