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Cereal&Milk

Yeah, so a really fat American Cockroach (Palmetto Bug, it's all the same) managed to get into my house a while ago. The first time I saw it was while I was browsing OnRPG about two or three weeks ago, and it got away before I could crush it with my dumbbell. I hadn't seen it since, so I figured it was dead. I hadn't seen any nymphs, either.

Then, this morning, I wake up, and step into the computer room to get my USB Thumbdrive, and what's that climbing on my arm? The fat **** jumps from the ceiling fan onto my arm and scurries around like a mad drunkard. I'd never tried to swat an insect that big, and miss in succession so many times.

After I knock the shitbag off of my arm, and procede to the bathroom where I scrubbed my arms and back furiously (just took a bath, only had on a bida/a-shirt at the time), I see the little bastard sitting on my mom's hair dryer, giving me the evil eye. I take the Driver Golf Club right next to me, and swing after the bastard, but it ninja's onto the curtains. Then I take my boot, and throw it at it, and it ninja's onto the next set of curtains. So I reach for the golf club again, and swat after the little battyfish, but it shrugs it off and flies straight for my face.

So, guys, tell me. From the information I've given you, can you discern what gender it is? I need to know whether I should gas it or crush it with an unimaginable amount of weight.

If it's a male, I can save the cash, but if it's female, I'll need to kill it as soon as possible and get rid of it's eggs. As far as I know, it's only been one place, and my father and I can just scour the place.

Description:

• Fat
• Ugly
• Winged
• Armored
• Ability to fly
• American Cockroach
• About 3 inches long, 2 inches wide
• Could probably beat a Kenyan in a race

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TheJESTERJ

Mate with his queen, own super race of flying freaks, etc.

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Kn7ghT

Make sure it doesn't crawl up your anus and lay eggs

Bryan

Become it's sport agent and race it against Kenyans.

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shadowsworn

Burn down the house and cleanse the spot it touched you with a lit torch.

**** I hate bugs...

*shudders*

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God Hand

Dude, it's a male cockroach.

If it was female, she'd be in the kitchen cookin her man some grits.

Cereal&Milk

Can I get some serious replies? I'm trying to reduce the chances for infestation, here.

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SimplyLuck

Damn cockroach jesus thats scary. If I were you i'd get axe and spray it which makes it fall
and then stomp on it .

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Kn7ghT

We can help, but we wont.

Kyoteki

Kill it anyway. It can find a mate and mate to make chidlren, or it can lay eggs, so I sugets you bu it anyway, if it was pregnant it owuld be hiding until ti born it's babies.

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