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hksmrchan · 07-08-2006, 04:47 PM

for whoever thinks of the funniest joke (no yomamas or anything like that) post or pm me ur email

toan918 · 07-11-2006, 11:34 PM

okay this man owns his own resturaunt and his wife is the head cheif. One day a blind man walks into the resteraunt (sry can't spell) and the manager hands him a menu and he says "oh i'm sorry i'm blind and you gave me a menu"so the manager say "oh i'm sorry but how are u going to get a meal?" so the blind man says "just give me a fork from another persons meal" so the manager hands him a fork and the blind man sniffs it and he says" oh i would like the meastloaf whith mashed patatoes" the manager says to himself "thats amazing" so he hands him the food he pays and leaves. Then the manager rushs to his wife and tells him all about it. (hint the wife's name is bertha)

Then the blind man comes again a week later and te manager ackidentally hands him a menu he says "um excuse me i'm the blind man and you gave me a menu again" everyone turns around and snikers at the manager hes says in griteed teeth ''sorry" so he hands him a fork, he pays then leaves so the man says to his wife the next time he comes i'll play a trick on him.

so the blind man comes back and the man sees him he grabs a fork and rushes to his wife and say "quick bertha rub this fork on your panties" she does it curseing under her breath at her husband so he says to him i remember you okay heres your fork so the blind man sniffs it and says "oh i din't know bertha works here!"

this one makes me laugh all the time

Tiamat · 07-11-2006, 11:37 PM

Don't know any jokes but if you really have invites can I just have one please. (just pm me it if u can) Thanks

07-08-2006, 04:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
hksmrchan Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: wtf? Posts: 4,359 Reputation: 19	im bored, so ill give 1 free invite.. for whoever thinks of the funniest joke (no yomamas or anything like that) post or pm me ur email

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07-11-2006, 11:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
toan918 Heads or Tails Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 330 Reputation: 10	okay this man owns his own resturaunt and his wife is the head cheif. One day a blind man walks into the resteraunt (sry can't spell) and the manager hands him a menu and he says "oh i'm sorry i'm blind and you gave me a menu"so the manager say "oh i'm sorry but how are u going to get a meal?" so the blind man says "just give me a fork from another persons meal" so the manager hands him a fork and the blind man sniffs it and he says" oh i would like the meastloaf whith mashed patatoes" the manager says to himself "thats amazing" so he hands him the food he pays and leaves. Then the manager rushs to his wife and tells him all about it. (hint the wife's name is bertha) Then the blind man comes again a week later and te manager ackidentally hands him a menu he says "um excuse me i'm the blind man and you gave me a menu again" everyone turns around and snikers at the manager hes says in griteed teeth ''sorry" so he hands him a fork, he pays then leaves so the man says to his wife the next time he comes i'll play a trick on him. so the blind man comes back and the man sees him he grabs a fork and rushes to his wife and say "quick bertha rub this fork on your panties" she does it curseing under her breath at her husband so he says to him i remember you okay heres your fork so the blind man sniffs it and says "oh i din't know bertha works here!" this one makes me laugh all the time

07-11-2006, 11:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tiamat Orc's Breathmint Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 109 Reputation: 10	Don't know any jokes but if you really have invites can I just have one please. (just pm me it if u can) Thanks