Cut my finger trying to clean a knife with a papertowl, had to get stiches.
Cut my finger open on a soda can, had to get stiches.
Talking to the hottest girl in our school, went really smooth, ran into a door and got knocked out for a few seconds.
Peed on my friends house.
In a Championship football game I got really mad because the other team was bullshit highschoolers when we were a 7th grade team and I punched the kid a few times in his helmet and broke all my knuckles. Two years in a row.
More to come. D:
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