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Deimos · 07-10-2006, 11:14 PM

ok i was bored and decided to browse the co site and i came upon the player stories section. now ive never bothered to read any of this trash before but the other day i was really bored so yeah. if you've already seen this junk then oh well... but HELL it made me wonder what the heck is wrong with the human race...

theres alot more than this but this author really stood out on the alter of utter crappiness. i think his craptacular tales are there to remind you that no matter what happens theres always someone more pathetic and pitiful than you no matter how bad you are feeling.

http://article.91.com/englishnews/c/...6091445687.HtmLOL

http://article.91.com/englishnews/c/...8105315986.HtmOMFG!!! bursting into TEARS???? LOL@urFACE

http://article.91.com/englishnews/c/...7563488809.Htm dear sweet god i lolled till i was sick then lolled some more... is this guy for real????

anyone reading this who hasnt read the stories yet please take the time to read them, they are only short. dont think that im an uncaring unfeeling asshole or anything... but this is just so pathetic i cant believe it has been posted.

i mean how emotionally unstable is this person. at one point he talks about someones char standing 'gracefully alone' WTF. she is standing there you dumbass same as everyone else. jesus he falls in love after like 20 seconds, sorry but to me this just sounds so indescribably pathetic. words alone cannot convey my utter disbelief.

please tell me you are thinking the same thing.

Alucard · 07-11-2006, 01:05 AM

Yeah man The Third one was the best.

bochok · 07-11-2006, 01:28 AM

WTF! :eek:

I LOLed irl

Those stories made my day. LOL

OMG! He actually posted his email. wat a desperate foo

ArcherNew · 07-11-2006, 04:09 AM

i read those and nearly fell outta my chair lol! This is the only part about CO i dont like.. the frking myspace like thing on its website :P. Im gonna go make a female char and start talking 2 him and get married just 2 get him pissed :P

bochok · 07-11-2006, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ArcherNew

i read those and nearly fell outta my chair lol! This is the only part about CO i dont like.. the frking myspace like thing on its website :P. Im gonna go make a female char and start talking 2 him and get married just 2 get him pissed :P

LOL, good idea. then i come and attack u and he come pk me until he is rednamed, then we take his gear. LOL

karakter · 07-11-2006, 05:54 AM

You guys are all noobs.
What you gotta do is (Works 90% of the time)
MAKE A REALLY HOT GIRL CHARACTER! =]

OK! THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT PERFECT
The high lvl people are all nerds.. who need sex... So you get one of them to cyber with you in the barn in TC... (WAIT! You gotta make sure you have high level to kill him with)

Then role play and make him take off his armor so you can be whatever nakedness on CO.. THEN>..BAM!! HES DEAD! FULL SUPER 2 soc 2 super DRAGGY GEM SET! ALL FOR YOU! ....Woot.

Its all perfect! With his armor off you can kill him in one hiT!
Its like..god created life..just to do this.. It all works so perfect..so perfect..

AkuRoku+ · 07-11-2006, 06:04 AM

Sad, but true. I still got a good kick of those, though. Thanks~.

Deimos · 07-11-2006, 06:56 AM

lol you guys

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArcherNew

Im gonna go make a female char and start talking 2 him and get married just 2 get him pissed :P

especially that lol

bochok · 07-11-2006, 03:56 PM

What would cybering on CO look like? :eek: You wont even see nude chars

JDOGG6942069 · 07-11-2006, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karakter

You guys are all noobs.
What you gotta do is (Works 90% of the time)
MAKE A REALLY HOT GIRL CHARACTER! =]

OK! THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT PERFECT
The high lvl people are all nerds.. who need sex... So you get one of them to cyber with you in the barn in TC... (WAIT! You gotta make sure you have high level to kill him with)

Then role play and make him take off his armor so you can be whatever nakedness on CO.. THEN>..BAM!! HES DEAD! FULL SUPER 2 soc 2 super DRAGGY GEM SET! ALL FOR YOU! ....Woot.

Its all perfect! With his armor off you can kill him in one hiT!
Its like..god created life..just to do this.. It all works so perfect..so perfect..

yeah well that plan would never work for 1 thing if n e 1 ends up getting n e item(not a weapon >.>) 2 soc sdg they wouldnt be a noob and would no better not to take off the equipment in a place were they would get pked so "WOW UR DUMB AND MAKE NO SENSE"

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Alucard Diddy Kong's Boxers Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 660 Reputation: 11	Yeah man The Third one was the best. __________________

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bochok Bongo Crazy Kong Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 237 Reputation: 10	WTF! :eek: I LOLed irl Those stories made my day. LOL OMG! He actually posted his email. wat a desperate foo Last edited by bochok; 07-11-2006 at 01:31 AM.

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ArcherNew Marios's Mustache Wax Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 16 Reputation: 10	oh my god... i read those and nearly fell outta my chair lol! This is the only part about CO i dont like.. the frking myspace like thing on its website :P. Im gonna go make a female char and start talking 2 him and get married just 2 get him pissed :P

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07-11-2006, 05:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
karakter Super Duper Uber Mega Ultra Extreme Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 890 Reputation: 6	You guys are all noobs. What you gotta do is (Works 90% of the time) MAKE A REALLY HOT GIRL CHARACTER! =] OK! THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT PERFECT The high lvl people are all nerds.. who need sex... So you get one of them to cyber with you in the barn in TC... (WAIT! You gotta make sure you have high level to kill him with) Then role play and make him take off his armor so you can be whatever nakedness on CO.. THEN>..BAM!! HES DEAD! FULL SUPER 2 soc 2 super DRAGGY GEM SET! ALL FOR YOU! ....Woot. Its all perfect! With his armor off you can kill him in one hiT! Its like..god created life..just to do this.. It all works so perfect..so perfect..

07-11-2006, 06:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
AkuRoku+ Marios's Mustache Wax Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6 Reputation: 10	Sad, but true. I still got a good kick of those, though. Thanks~.

07-11-2006, 03:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
bochok Bongo Crazy Kong Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 237 Reputation: 10	What would cybering on CO look like? :eek: You wont even see nude chars