Ten Reasons why it would rule to date a unicorn - Page 2 - General

Cereldi · 08-06-2008, 01:25 AM

and now I give you

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A MALE VOLLEYBALL PLAYER!!!
10. We know how to hit all the right spots.
9. Board Shorts-Easy Access Baby!
8. Diving is no problem.
7. We like it quick, but we're willing to hit it slow.
6. It's all about the touch.
5. We keep it going until we've scored 30 times.
4. We're willing to go down to score.
3. Handling you with our fingers is legal, and we're good at it.
2. We drill, drill, drill, until it comes time to hammer and nail.
1. Not only do we hit it, we hit it from ten feet away.

MoonSoul · 08-06-2008, 01:30 AM

LMAO

XD Lulz thread delivers the lulz.

Ronin · 08-06-2008, 01:36 AM

@Rainbows on demand:
Unicorns where said to come, if virgins venture into the woods and lay their horn into their lap;
Obvious much?
The story was commonly used in the middle ages, to get girls to go into the woods nd get em laid.
I do not want some Unicorn-imposer do that to me, tnx.

xXDeathzJrXx · 08-06-2008, 02:13 AM

I love digg.com

Popsai · 08-06-2008, 03:15 AM

Holy shit im crying frm those xD

Beret · 08-06-2008, 03:25 AM

I wanna' date one ; o;!
I want rainbows on demand o:

olaph · 08-06-2008, 07:27 AM

heres 10 reasons not to date a unicorn
1. they are make believe
2. if you piss it off it will stab you with its horn
3. people will laugh
4. it implies your into "loving" horses
5. its illegal and morally wrong
6. unicorns don't understand what a "comitment" is
7. it farts rainbows
8. candy/skittles rotts your teeth
9. eating fieces is a great way to get parasites and diseases
10. they're gay

Serix · 08-06-2008, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olaph

heres 10 reasons not to date a unicorn
1. they are make believe
2. if you piss it off it will stab you with its horn
3. people will laugh
4. it implies your into "loving" horses
5. its illegal and morally wrong
6. unicorns don't understand what a "commitment" is
7. it farts rainbows
8. candy/skittles rotts your teeth
9. eating fieces is a great way to get parasites and diseases
10. they're gay

wut, those should be the 11th and 12th reasons to date a unicorn

power_gamer_6 · 08-06-2008, 07:48 AM

YouTube Video

Lol. Unicorns.

MageMoa · 08-06-2008, 11:28 AM

Hmmm this sounds familiar....

Ahh its woshii!

You see, she is a unicorn!

08-06-2008, 01:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
Cereldi ChimaeraOne's Cookie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sex Muffin Posts: 1,348	and now I give you TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A MALE VOLLEYBALL PLAYER!!! 10. We know how to hit all the right spots. 9. Board Shorts-Easy Access Baby! 8. Diving is no problem. 7. We like it quick, but we're willing to hit it slow. 6. It's all about the touch. 5. We keep it going until we've scored 30 times. 4. We're willing to go down to score. 3. Handling you with our fingers is legal, and we're good at it. 2. We drill, drill, drill, until it comes time to hammer and nail. 1. Not only do we hit it, we hit it from ten feet away. __________________ http://cereldi.deviantart.com/ my deviant art profile, go to it I like it Xam'd http://cereldi.blogspot.com/ Blog Me updated!!!

08-06-2008, 01:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
Ronin Pipster's Punk Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,870	@Rainbows on demand: Unicorns where said to come, if virgins venture into the woods and lay their horn into their lap; Obvious much? The story was commonly used in the middle ages, to get girls to go into the woods nd get em laid. I do not want some Unicorn-imposer do that to me, tnx. __________________ And Joy shall overtake us as a flood, \| When every thing that is sincerely good \| And perfectly divine, With Truth, and Peace, and Love shall ever shine \| About the supreme Throne \| Of him, t' whose happy-making sight alone, When once our heav'nly-guided soul shall clime, \| Then all this Earthy grosnes quit, \| Attir'd with Stars, we shall for ever sit, Triumphing over Death, and Chance, and thee O Time.

08-06-2008, 03:15 AM	#15 (permalink)
Popsai ChimaeraOne's Cookie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,348	Holy shit im crying frm those xD __________________

08-06-2008, 03:25 AM	#16 (permalink)
Beret Cloud's Hair Spray Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 73	I wanna' date one ; o;! I want rainbows on demand o: __________________ [b]

08-06-2008, 07:27 AM	#17 (permalink)
olaph The Original Join Date: May 2006 Location: Taunting and Booing you till Thou Throat is Sore Posts: 4,349	heres 10 reasons not to date a unicorn 1. they are make believe 2. if you piss it off it will stab you with its horn 3. people will laugh 4. it implies your into "loving" horses 5. its illegal and morally wrong 6. unicorns don't understand what a "comitment" is 7. it farts rainbows 8. candy/skittles rotts your teeth 9. eating fieces is a great way to get parasites and diseases 10. they're gay __________________ .:Check Out The Random Rant Blog:.

08-06-2008, 02:13 AM	#14 (permalink)
xXDeathzJrXx Olpah's Object Join Date: May 2006 Location: ......................... Posts: 8,243,915 Posts: 2,165	I love digg.com

08-06-2008, 11:28 AM	#20 (permalink)
MageMoa Cloud13's Clown Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,220	Hmmm this sounds familiar.... Ahh its woshii! You see, she is a unicorn! __________________ Playing: La Tale Lvl 59 Water+Heal Wizard IGN:MageMoa Guild: Legacy

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