He's a blue fox-thing.
And what is a Bacn exactly? Sounds like food.
No, of course not. You might end up on a Bacn however.
You better not have fleas.
*Puts you on and runs off*
This... this title, I... I can't get it off me. Arghhhghhh. I feel dirty and unholy.
Hey collar.
=x 'Fraid so.
I didn't know you were a man. Let alone gay. No wonder I got that infraction so quickly.