Ugh they have machetes in the jungles where I am from.
...Can't we just roleplay that you are in the jungle and a giant snake comes and raids your fortress?
Yeah...well....till you pulled that anaconda out of your pants and tried to kill me with it. I don't know what the other girls told you about me but I'm classy!
But....but...I thought we were doing so well...
Too big! Sorry.
13 inches. No buffs.
Well I'm ashamed to say that size does matter.
I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Oh was it your pants? Bwahahahaaah.
About time you asked. I happened to dropped something anyways.
