Aye Gunny, it's great! The squad only puked twice from it, it's a new record.
Ya know, I've always heard people claim that "MREs taste like shit!" or "I'd rather eat cardboard." But they're pretty friggin' delicious and convenient.
Understood, Gunny! Sniper eliminated! *Starts munching on what's left of the MRE*
Use the little bottle of Tobasco. AND throw out the cheese spread and crackers. It'll go straight to your hips.
Sir, how am I suppose to take out that sniper with my MRE? Throw a s**** at him, Gunny?
Welcome to the suck. Also, H4WKEYE, TAKE OUT THAT SNIPER WITH YOUR MRE
1st Bn 2nd Mar Charlie Co reporting for duty!
