Wildlife? HA! All you need is moss with and lichen with a little bit of salt.
If you want some food, I got plenty of wildlife for us to eat.
That's fine, because I feel GREAT after eating all this food and blowing all this up!!!
I never feel alive anymore... not after I killed my soul.
The kinky stuff is the only way I can feel alive...
Finally, some one else who's into the kinky stuff!
HURT ME MOAR
You're pretty good!
Was it a humorous anecdote?
It wasn't a joke