But Bacns are peaceful creatures!

I shall touch you hard!

Now why would you hurt an innocent, little Bacn?

Haha, now I don't get it. Why would I hit on you?
Not that there's something wrong with you; it's not, but I am not interested.

You are? Oh, well.. Good.
Men should be with men, not women.
You destroy our lives. :[ *mrr*

Ellie is not a woman! Ellie is a Goddess! And she shall live forever!

I thought you meant it in a "o'rly 2 girls 1 banana" way. I'm sure you did.
You're just trying to look good now, aren't you? :[

HM.. That would be interesting. But what if she broke her leg?
That wouldn't be fun. Poor Ellie. <3

Now that sounds.. Dirty.
I thought you were a little more of a MAN, than that. :[

Blargh.. Don't you have a banana? :[

Teehe ~
I hope not.

I see people congratulated you on your birthday.
I guess I have to do the same, cause I'm so polite.
Happy belated birthday, my friend.

I am not a duck you piglet.I am Jack Bauer!