It's things like these that makes me wonder if I had a massive trip sometime on christmas day or you're all batshit crazy. Leaning towards batshit crazy though...

Oh..how I miss the dandelions, and the soft melody like rhythm of the wind of the summer. Its such a tempting thing.

Have you ever...looked up upon the stars, and gaze at them in all of their luxurious and forever mysterious beauty? Its truly amazing, you could lose yourself! Just stare deep into them my friend.

Hey there. I was noticing you, and I would like to say you are quite dashing.

my favorite shows growing up were probably swat katz and pirates of dark water

Hey Solray!!!! You cheated on me with some chic named Eva in IRC. What does she got that I don't? I thought you loved me. No. NO!!!! You've been getting fresh every time I turned around. That's it! You and i are through. And I'm telling Oisterboy that the wedding anniversary party at his house is off. And I'm gonna tell him to pimp punch you for hurting me.

Oh wow. this is priceless.

Also stop stepping in the mud and spreading it all over the place.

Could you please not pee in my gardens any more, that you get drunk is one thing and in my garden is another, but come on dude, really? my lilies?

what else... You already know that I like all kinds of music. Did you know I used to be in a band? Well several throughout my lifetime and then i just stopped. Well my life changed and.. yeah. Had to put things on hold :P