Phew. Good. I always carry a backup teddy. It's actually a bunny, but his name is teddy. So. Yay. This should work.

Are Bacn's violent..? What if it wants to eat my soul? :/
I've heard rumors.

:O Hugs are super effective against Bacn's? Never knew.
But..if I tied one to my bed..where would I sleep? It wouldn't leave.

What would a Bacn possibly want with..with..pop-tarts..?
Plus, I'd totally have no idea what to do when I saw one.

I'm not a Bacnologist! Bacn's are increasingly difficult to find and study. Dx

Well I didn't know you were an expert. ._.
You never tell me anything!

I failed bunny physics, as well as wabbit chemistry. Thanks for the painful memories, you Bacn, you.

Well, she would evolve..but I'd rather she not turn into a whore. Dx
I don't..really know how she keeps steady. Celestial bunny?

Thanks to you i'm definitely going to make one of those burgers at the weekend!

Burger Society ftw

Jolly good!
If you'll excuse me, I must go prepare for the days festivities. I shall call upon you when I have trained to my full capacity of nakedawsomeness.