It would be a super good idea. But nooo. They want us to like..work or something. Bleh-heh.

theres alot of stuff on my HARD drive. i break out into cold sweats when someone else needs to use my laptop to send an email.

Oh god you still browse this site, amazing.

In my heart I have but one deeeesssssiiiirrreeee!

And that one is yoooooooouuu, no other will doooooooo!

How extensive is the extent?

Oh. Is it wrong that I like the idea of having sex with bacn's pound of flesh?

Hmm having sex with someone's heart? Kinky.

Yeah you are right! It is more fun holding someone's heart in your paws and clawing it.

Hmm you are good! Leading me on like a sick puppy.

Oh are you making a proposition? Can I be the spice in your carrot cake?