I read that as "Ask Chameleon to give you some lips.". I was horrified at the suggestion that I make out with a shapeshifter with no real face to speak of.

Then I realised what it said.

Anyway, how are you doing? I hope the answer is "Swell." or another variation. I miss thee.

I have reflected upon this, and decided I agree.

Back to the sphere of despair it is.

Your hugs are appreciated.

The lack of hair is better for all purposes sans headbanging. Thankfully that doesn't come along often. I am thinking of going Doc Samson and just buying a green wig, thus posing as a gamma-powered English metalhead.

Yeah owning little kids is fun in any game
In Counter Strike source, a common reason for people dying is
LAG LOL

Remember when you told me you weren't going to play English DFO? ):

But how else is Elly going to enjoy her new pet?

... Marry me! :*

No, no, seriously. YOU are beautiful.
I can't stop looking at yoooou.

How sweet can a human be? Really?
Come on. There's no way you're human. NO WAY!

coughsillycough