Well, I have Debian live running off my USB stick, and I'm considering installing it to my hard drive.

However, as you know, my computer sucks ***, and GNOME doesn't exactly provide the best performance on my hardware. So, I want to install X, TinyX, or Xvesa. How do I do this?

I type in:
sudo apt-get install x-window-system
startx

Nothing happens.

Care to help me out with Debian?

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