Happy birthday! You can drink now!

That probably didn't keep you from doing it before.

i'll still kill ya

yo can you send me link to that wallpaped you posted in screenshots,thanks

OH GOD I HATE YOU SO BAD.
lalslskeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

haha xD

i have no idea. my friend sent it to me and i thought it was hilarious. prolly from some weird japanese movie

Ya know, I've always heard people claim that "MREs taste like shit!" or "I'd rather eat cardboard."

But they're pretty friggin' delicious and convenient.

Use the little bottle of Tobasco.

AND throw out the cheese spread and crackers. It'll go straight to your hips.