lulz You made me laugh so hard.
Now stop talking and let me taste your Jesus juice<3

Hmm yes that does make sense. ^^
There is a loop hole for everything.

Yes father!
I shall do as you command.....
But wait isn't it a sin to spill your seed?

Oh I see.....Is your Dick the embodiment of Christ?

Oh is there a holy tool in your pants? =o

Really? But you can't stick a paddle in there...
How will you cleanse that part of my body?

Then do it to me father.
Use your touch to cleanse me of my evil.
But why is my butt the most evil part of my body? =o

Oh I've heard of this!
Will you be using pain to resolve me of my sins? ^^
Whatever you do father......I know you are doing it for me.

Thanks a lot, man.

Nah it's not bad, just surprising.

And nope you rulez. =3