You're mean.

;-;

yaaaay /10char

I dont get a spot on your sig? D: I was like...your first butt buddyy.

-Hands over shotgun and box of shells-

.... But... this nice backscratcher... takes care of all the itches..

.... For just... 120 caps...

Mmmmm, just got 3 in from Paradise Falls.

Let's sayyyy.. 300 caps unloaded, 330 caps loaded? And 2 caps per shell?

I LURVE SELLIN' CONTRABAND.

-Also has back-scratchers, for the itches-

Oh, no problem at all. ;D

I get a steady supply from Rivet City, come on back if there's anythin' else I can get ya.

Tell ya what.. I'll cut you a deal.

100 caps for one, 175 caps for two. I'll also throw in some mentats, free of charge.

-Looks around shiftily-

.. Wanna buy some Psycho?

Me eithers. :c I dunno if I've seen any in the previews/videos/trailers/stuff.

WANT TO PLAY BAD.

A sexy man?! I hope he has a fat disco stick! I feel like dancing the night away.