I keep hearing phones ringing on the TV downstairs and I keep running down to answer the phone, BUT THE PHONE ISN'T RINGING

Sure babe u can be whatever you want. =3
Just dont get into much trouble....I dont want you getting killed.

Yep. Real friends contribute.

Uhh sweetie I'm a white mage, it's kinda my job to care about your body. Don't want you dying on me.

Eh well if we scare anyone away then they aren't our real friends. Real friends would read what we posted and say crazy things wiff uz.

I just luff you so much I would never hurt you too bad. =3

And haha this is funn being silly in Visitor Messages.

Hehe I bet you do.
I just hope your behind wont be too sore.

Well of course! I love to take turns. =3
Yes boss I'll give you everything I got.
I just hope you can handle all I'm about to give.

Oh believe me there will be so much pleasure that you'll scream so much till your throat is sore. Then after I'm done with you, you can tie me up<3.

Well it's too late for regrets!
*ties your arms behind your back and wraps the rope around your body*
Do we need a ball gag? I dont want you screaming for help. =o

Lol i should had never told you my nickname. but I'm not going to lie i like it!

I agree......Mister Sex.....Let's tie you up. =3
*pulls out some rope*