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qaiszero
08-18-2008, 10:43 PM
A group of people claiming to be the heirs of the legendary Knights Templar are suing Pope Benedict XVI, seeking more than $150 billion for assets seized by the Catholic Church seven centuries ago.

They also want to restore the order's good name. Founded in 1119, the Knights Templar was a secretive order of Christian warriors who protected pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem during the Crusades. They fell out of favor years later, and members were accused of denying Christ, worshipping the devil and practicing sodomy. Many Templars were tortured and burned at the stake.

Now, a group called the Association of the Sovereign Order of the Temple of Christ has filed suit in a Spanish court, asking for an apology from the pope and recognition that land and property worth about $150 billion today was seized from the Templars.

The Vatican will never reimburse the group, Govan says, because its members cannot prove that they are descendants of the Knights Templar.

She calls the claim "ludicrous" and says Spanish papers have suggested the issue is something for psychiatrists to decide rather than historians.




Saw it on yahoo found it kinda funny how stupid people are lol/cut out a bit of useless crap to make it smaller what do you guys think about this?

Fieren
08-18-2008, 10:46 PM
According to Assassin's Creed, they were also incredibly shitty fighters who could die from a fall off a two story building.

They should sue them too.

Rendascus
08-18-2008, 10:50 PM
They didn't die, though.

Non of them did, except the Kings ( or what ever they were).

The goal of the assassins was just to critically injure them.

Ronin
08-18-2008, 11:09 PM
They didn't die, though.

Non of them did, except the Kings ( or what ever they were).

The goal of the assassins was just to critically injure them.

Lol, make them wheelchair-calvary? /inapropriate

Mr.Black
08-18-2008, 11:09 PM
Don't they have like a magical mind control weapon?D:>
/facepalm @ news

Thalamast
08-18-2008, 11:10 PM
they have every right to sue if they can get some proof

Ronin
08-18-2008, 11:42 PM
they have every right to sue if they can get some proof

Tell that to the 10 mil different political or ethnic groups that get their feelings hurt back till the beginning of time.
I am not one of the "it's time to put an end to these claims!" kinda guy, but beyond reasonable doubt?
About 4 out of 6 documents in the middle ages where fakes, you can hardly assume, that a legal property claim dated back 600 years is taken seriously if you don't have ultra-rock-solid prove to it.
How about the english crown going for a general outlawing of the order btw, because they conspired against the crown on several occasions in the crusades? It's obviously nothing but a bunch of terrorists, monetary in this case, lol.

Besides that there are numerous follow up organizations to the temple-orders. Most are very simply non-profit volunteer NGOs that are into refugee aid and such (especially, as nobility titles where declared obsolete and much property of the former nobility was seized in history, there isn't much left of their possessions.)

BTW, if you join the temple-order, you have to swear a poverty-oath. If they didn't they aren't descendants of the original templars, if they did, this doesn't make any sense.

By Saint George, what a mess...

Kn7ghT
08-18-2008, 11:47 PM
I'm an heir of the legendary Knight Templar

Wheres my 150bill?

qaiszero
08-18-2008, 11:48 PM
you got internet, follow the poverty oath or gtfo the knights >_>
I was wondering though, if they won the case does the pope have 150 billion dollas?O_o

Mr. First Name Basis
08-19-2008, 12:22 AM
They wouldn't want to win that case. It'd start another Crusade...

Richard0
08-19-2008, 12:32 AM
Can you really sue for something that happened centuries ago?

Croix
08-19-2008, 01:39 AM
You can pretty much tell that they aren't descendants because the real Knights Templar would just lay siege to the Vatican, not take it to court.

Rendascus
08-19-2008, 02:05 AM
They wouldn't want to win that case. It'd start another Crusade...


Lol.

For 150 BILLION holy dollars.

Runahs
08-19-2008, 03:13 AM
They wouldn't want to win that case. It'd start another Crusade...

ASSASSINS CREED 2 ANYBODY!?!??!

Except hopefully it wont suck.

Rendascus
08-19-2008, 03:32 AM
ASSASSINS CREED 2 ANYBODY!?!??!

Except hopefully it wont suck.



It's already a trilogy.

Runahs
08-19-2008, 03:51 AM
It's already a trilogy.

I know but if there was another crusade they could make one about that D:

hackedx
08-19-2008, 03:53 AM
Hey i'm also a descendent of the Knight Templar. If they win i'll be sure to get my fair share, if not i'll sue. Hell they didn't provide any proof why should i =D

Asiankid0
08-19-2008, 03:56 AM
if this group (what the hell...shorten the name plz!) wins this case...ima laugh and be shocked at the same time. then dig a blast shelter near my house in preparation for a holy war on earth.

*we might be able to see the holy hand grenades in action :D*

DoubleDouble
08-19-2008, 04:03 AM
This.
http://i37.tinypic.com/28aqnpl.jpg

Xente
08-19-2008, 04:05 AM
Knights of Ni anybody?

MarchoftheBlackLions
08-19-2008, 04:06 AM
This.
http://i37.tinypic.com/28aqnpl.jpg

Change name to Assassin's Greed pl0x.

DoubleDouble
08-19-2008, 04:08 AM
Change name to Assassin's Greed pl0x.

I have no photoshop skills.

Justin1221
08-19-2008, 04:22 AM
I lol'd at that pic.

Off-Topic for a sec: Does anyone here thinks that the woman in DoubleDouble's sig is not attractive looking? It's just something about her face.

DoubleDouble
08-19-2008, 04:29 AM
I lol'd at that pic.

Off-Topic for a sec: Does anyone here thinks that the woman in DoubleDouble's sig is not attractive looking? It's just something about her face.

Her face is not the main attraction.

Google image "vida guerra".

Xente
08-19-2008, 04:31 AM
god if i could only see that ass in real life, id be set and ready to die lol

Serix
08-19-2008, 04:49 AM
vida guerra just has the most epic ass.

bootyshot pics plz bounty.

also, if these guys were the templars, they'd be fucking running around in armor and swords taking back their land, crusade style.

Cereal&Milk
08-19-2008, 05:21 AM
I lol'd at that pic.

Off-Topic for a sec: Does anyone here thinks that the woman in DoubleDouble's sig is not attractive looking? It's just something about her face.

Something is wrong with you.

http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/Vida-Guerra-02.jpg (http://www.hiphopgalaxy.com/IMG/wallpaper-vida-guerra.jpg)
Click to enlarge
BAM! Kick it up a notch!

@Topic, Lolz, holy hand grenades

AtomSlap
08-19-2008, 05:41 AM
As if a small group of unknown people can sue on of the biggest and richest 'organizations' in the world. LOL.

Even if they were Templars, and the Pope had raped them and their whole family during the court case, nothing would be done.

Serix
08-19-2008, 05:42 AM
As if a small group of unknown people can sue on of the biggest and richest 'organizations' in the world. LOL.

Even if they were Templars, and the Pope had raped them and their whole family during the court case, nothing would be done.


Obviously, the pope could claim that it was a divine intervention.