Everybody knows that one day, zombies will come out and try to kill us all.
But the question is "What weapon would you use?" "What would you do?"

For me..
I'd probably get the nearest aerosol can, a lighter, and burn the zombies into dust. :D

Um, If zombies were alive, i would gather my friends, secure my family some place else thats safe, and fight like the world depends on you, but then theirs the army which would take over and do all the work, so it would be impossible having the chance to blow a zombies head off.

Pretty intense if you ask me.

Oh and build a defensive house, you know, auto detecting guns, missles, mines, and much more. :D

But Zombies wont come and haunt us! DUn worry.

I love zombie mods in CSS.
sawed off shotgun would be my best bet to defend myself. I could go down looking badass.

You forgot suicide.

I'd rather shoot myself and end it all with a quick bullet then stand there and bee litarally slowly and painfully EATEN to death by flesh-mongering zombies.

And if they're zombies like the one's in dead or alive then i'd cry, THEN suicide.

I love zombie mods in CSS.
sawed off shotgun would be my best bet to defend myself. I could go down looking badass.


Those are illegal.

but not when zombies are gonna fuck your face off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Get a hold of a friend with a 2 story house.
Tell him to fill the bathtub and sinks on the second floor and bring food up there.
Tell him to break the stairs.
Get some other friends and make our way to friend with 2 story house.
Devise a plan, probably by making our way to a school close by.
Then make our base while getting weapons and food.

That's the short version ;)

The very last option, because that's how badass I am.

Move somewhere cold. Not that the cold has any known effect on zombies, but so I won't get any crazy raiding humans stealing my shit.

Elephant gun!

Just hide, zombies are too stupid to find you.

this is onrpg we aren't pussies

we all need to take out skills and put them to use

i am gunna be the dude from the game "the witcher"

you can't stop me now zombies

-ignores choices given-


Heres what i will do.

...

Blade.

Get myself a Pancor Jackhammer and a zombie-proof suit and go crazy.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/blade-trinity_snipes.jpg

Here is my plan

Grab non perishables, go to my grandpa's house and get one of his lever action rifles, fill buckets with bathtub water, and get on top of my roof (1 story house) and wait for a party of survivors. That's my plan until I get a 2 story house.

I live in an urban area, I'm not going to hunt or run. Nor will I be stupid enough to use fire and accidentally burn down my house.

Actually we do have a gun shop just up the road. But that's only good for a catastrophe and if robbing isn't a problem.

I'll cast a geass on them and order them to eat all onrpgers:D


Quickly control a local Canadian Tires store and a grocery store for tools and food until i get enough people to capture a mall.

Grab non perishables, go to my grandpa's house and get one of his lever action rifles, fill buckets with bathtub water, and get on top of my roof (1 story house) and wait for a party of survivors. That's my plan until I get a 2 story house.

I live in an urban area, I'm not going to hunt or run. Nor will I be stupid enough to use fire and accidentally burn down my house.

Quoted for being the most sensible answer for a non-sensible situation.



If I'm at home win the zombie apocalypse happens I'll bug-in seeing as how I have guns, ammunition, and other essentials. I'll wait until after the initial panic before thinking about venturing outside. I'm also down the street from a National Guard armory that is no longer in use...that's gonna be mah castlez.

If you can avoid it at all...do not go to wal-mart, a mall, or any other major shopping center. A thousand other people will have the exact same idea and will be there looting too. Imagine Black Friday x1000.

Go to the next army base, on foot (better tactical mobility, than with a normal vehicle); 45km daily marching distance should get anyone anywhere who wants to come to such a place worldwide in 2 days (Yea, assuming you are not in the middle of some freaking dessert, but you won't find out about the zombies before getting back anyways.).

Why?
Guns, atomic emergency food-stock, gas, independent power+heating+clean water system, workshop a couple of hundred off road ready vehicles, tanks, chain guns, anti-aircraft missiles, mines, ABC-suits, copters, planes, general overkill, etc.

Go to the next army base, on foot; 45km marching distance should get anyone anywhere there in 2 days.

Why?
Guns, atomic emergency food-stock, gas, independent power+heating system, workshop a couple of hundred off road ready vehicles, tanks, chain guns, anti-aircraft missiles, mines, ABC-suits, copters, planes, general overkill, etc.

I am sure they would let you in =]

I am sure they would let you in =]

Else I'd join Zombies and show em.

Else I'd join Zombies and show em.

As will i, As will i.

I thought most people had a zombie escape plan...I guess I'm one of the only ones.

Anyway, I'd do my best to get over to my garage...I doubt the zombies would be condensed quickly enough by the time I was heading to my garage to get me on the way there.

My grandpa has a bunch of guns and saws and shit in there, so I'd get them going and then drive the tractor as fast as possible to the next town over.

Me and H-Town have a plan, he's gonna rob a truck or something, and we are going to Rays Gun Shop and get all his shit. Then we are going to drive the truck to Walmart and wait out the zombie invasion.

:)

You guys know you can make bombs out of infants.
Just letting you know.

i would tell onrpg good bye, then get a bunch of food, and bring some of my medieval swords that i've collected and go to some place far away and hide on top of a building, cuz zombies can't climb for shit XD

Too bad I don't have a scanner...I actually have a zombie escape plan MAP.

Hopefully zombies can't retain information...if they CAN, hopefully nobody who has ever been in my room becomes zombified, because they would know my whole plan. O_O!

typical forum answer
everyones real life answers would be cry like a pussy and run away as far as you can get.

definatly say goodbye to everyone on onRPG. xD. Lmao, i would lock myself up in a home depot and fight back! ahaha

Relevant:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802

typical forum answer
everyones real life answers would be cry like a pussy and run away as far as you can get.

No, actually my answer would be to suck your massive all-seeing eye, future predicting genie dick.

Im surprised no one didnt say like.

"Use One of the Magic Spells From WOW"

or

"Use potions as i defeat the mob of zombies, its free fuckin exp."

I probably wouldnt be afraid of an zombie, infact why should we since everything in movies are hyped up into made up crap.

Lets not forget the rigomortis, Body that is decayed!!!, falling limbs!! hell anyone with half an brain can probably take out an zombie army with a sword! lawl.

How could zombies kill you anyway, they are slow dumb as shit and have extremely slow reflexes. Just run through it all :D

How could zombies kill you anyway, they are slow dumb as shit and have extremely slow reflexes. Just run through it all :D

o rly nao?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSSHqNicKSs

left 4 dead's zombies dont fuck around, amirite?

Actually, this one demonstrates it better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be4uQ1Nzjvw&feature=related

o rly nao?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSSHqNicKSs

left 4 dead's zombies dont fuck around, amirite?

Actually, this one demonstrates it better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be4uQ1Nzjvw&feature=related

Fux that, those zombies are on something, its impossible to run that fast after you've been loaded with embalming fluid and stuck in a case with no air for weeks lawl.

Fux that, those zombies are on something, its impossible to run that fast after you've been loaded with embalming fluid and stuck in a case with no air for weeks lawl.

Or been infected with a virus that gives you super-human speed and strength and an extreme desire for flesh?

My best bet would be to get a shotgun and a car filled with gas.

Then drive away to population.

Who the fuck would stay and fight back.

Its gun and run time.

Chose #1 just because it had the word Puerto Rico in it.

Fux that, those zombies are on something, its impossible to run that fast after you've been loaded with embalming fluid and stuck in a case with no air for weeks lawl.

guess you haven't seen dawn of the dead then lawl....


if it were those type of zombies I would just cry and kill myself, seriously

if it were the slow idiotic ones I'll just grab a boat and go on seas for a while then to an island far away, zombies can't swim

A majority of Onrpg'ers will die.

When you say zombie, you mean Land of the Dead/Dawn of the Dead style where they run and fuck shit up?

Or old school one where they walk very slow.

The first kind i would run and set-up a defence
For the other zombies, if they were near me I would be like "Move, I got school"

Ever wonder if cremated people would come back to life as zombies?
Mm, a pile of dust Qui-Gon Jinn that lightsabers everyone in his path.

Anyways, who knows what we'd do in the face of death?
I'd panic and hide on my roof with a set of steak knives.
It's really the only weapon in the house. Save maybe a rifle, but I can't shoot too well.

guess you haven't seen dawn of the dead then lawl....


if it were those type of zombies I would just cry and kill myself, seriously

if it were the slow idiotic ones I'll just grab a boat and go on seas for a while then to an island far away, zombies can't swim

But what if the virus was spread through water?

And i agree with the crying and killing self, if it were L4D zombies the human race is fucked up the asshole.

i thought of a better idea

handle it rambo style from the newest movie (ending scene with the turret)

No, actually my answer would be to suck your massive all-seeing eye, future predicting genie dick.

jokes on you bi.tch genies don't got dicks

http://eightpawsclipart.3lmt.com/images/aladdin/genie.gif

you can suck the lamp though mother fucker.

maybe ill cum out.

jokes on you bi.tch genies don't got dicks

http://eightpawsclipart.3lmt.com/images/aladdin/genie.gif

you can suck the lamp though mother fucker.

maybe ill cum out.

whats that red peice of cloth covering then, HMMM?!

whats that red peice of cloth covering then, HMMM?!

it came with the lamp i swear.

it came with the lamp i swear.

o rly?

And you just owned yourself saying you have no penis.

o rly?

And you just owned yourself saying you have no penis.

yes cause it magicaly appeared in your moms anus , anymore comments?

i hope i don't get raped with infractions again.

yes cause it magicaly appeared in your moms anus , anymore comments?

i hope i don't get raped with infractions again.

messing with kain is just asking for a ban

messing with kain is just asking for a ban

hm?..............

messing with kain is just asking for a ban

Im curious.

Is that an comment and a warning to him, or an insult and a warning to him, a comment and a warning for both of us, or an insult and a warning for the both of us. ._.

yes cause it magicaly appeared in your moms anus , anymore comments?


Oh really?

Looks like we have somthing in common.

Oh really?

Looks like we have somthing in common.


yoou're in your mom too?

kain its a mystery

yoou're in your mom too?

Nope, shes dead.notreallybuti'veallwayswantedtosaythat.

Im in yours.

Anyway, lets stop being off-topic.

I would proberly have to use a shotgun if i WERE fighting back though, most quick, affective and bad-ass.

playing the "mom is dead" card ey you must be desperate?



i guess we don't have somthing in common?

and if you mean my mom, my current mom is a trannie so im guessing your expanding the ol'hole while pleasuring her/him from the front, good pick.

need i continue?


/offtopic somewhat.



o0o0o a cold chill, i feel the infractions and possibly a ban coming my way.

playing the "mom is dead" card ey you must be desperate?



i guess we don't have somthing in common?

and if you mean my mom, im a trannie so im guessing your expanding the ol'hole while pleasuring me from the front, good pick.

need i continue?




o0o0o a cold chill, i feel the infractions and possibly a ban coming my way.


Obviously you didnt read the white text.

Anyway, shush with the off-topicness.

Obviously you didnt read the white text.

Anyway, shush with the off-topicness.

oh shit white text.

i fail.



@ontopic

Zomg zombies

Step 1. Raid all local gun shops in a 20 mile radius and then load them into a truck. Most important because we can take out zombies with our weapons and then get other required needs such as food later.

Step 2. Bring all guns to school.

Step 3. Take out all school fire extuingushers and build a barricade at double doors in the cafeteria.

Step 4. Take all desks and chairs and bring them to the gym.

Step 5. Raid local supermarket and load vans and pick up trucks with food. Make sure to bring LOTS of pop tarts. I love pop tarts.

Step 6. Raid bed & bath beyond. Bring as much sleeping bags as possible.

Step 7. Build barricade on gym floor. We only have the double door on one side and the other door is made out of steel and weighs more than the fattest man in the world. Store all extra desks and chairs for back door in case zombies attack.

Step 8. Turn the 1st office in the gym into a gun room and store all guns in there. 2nd office is where food will be stored.

Step 9. Take sledge hammers and axes to smash out the stairs and destroy the rails.

Step 10. Lock ALL doors in building(s) A.

Step 11. Building B will be used as bed rooms and have 2 main bathrooms. Floor 1 will be smashed so bad and will have a deep hole of about 30 feet deep used as a pit for zombies to fall in. Floor 2 will have a pit at front door.

Step 12. Smash bridges that connect building A and B. Also plant turrets in front of the GYM. We have to get rid of the zombies some how.

Step 13. if zombies do attack everyone will be escorted into the GYM through the door in the cafeteria and a check will be done to make sure everyone is in the gym.

Step 14. Then anyone who has the balls to kill zombies will be sent out to fight.

Extra objectives if possible.

-Build a switch that turns on all street lights and lights on roof.
-If someone happens to know how to build a car bomb then you will build a car bomb on every car in front of the school.

Thats pretty much what me and my friends thought up when we had this discussion.

*All this, active if the city lies in ruins and I don't have to pay for anything*

Aside from getting ammunition which most of you are thinking about.
I'm 100% that more than half of you would freeze up on the spot and just get bitten over, trust me. When you stare death in the eye..or in this case, puss-filled empty eye sockets and decaying skin.

I would get a few bulletproof hummers from this place downtown followed by a load of trucks. Then raid canadian tire for any appliances that I might need.
(Chainsaws, saws, axes) Aswell as sleeping bags, pillows. A shit load of energy drinks.
Then I'd go to home depot for the wood, sheet metal, nail guns and such.
Load it up into the trucks htat i've previously gotten.
Following that, I would get a crap load of mines, remote detonators, C4, tripwire mines, grenades, a lot of propane, a few flame-burners that roofers use to melt the tar aswell as a fucking crap-load of assult rifles, sniper rifles, handguns, jagged/toothed knives and some helmets and a good, strong shielding body armor. i would get alot of warm clothes *depending what time it is*
Be with a few friends in the hummers and deliver and unload at the school/mall or house (Will smith style XD *I am legend*) and when I've established a somewhat good base, I round up my loved ones and finish off the barricading so that nothing from the outside can get in.

From there..well. Just defend from an open window/ set up mines and explosives everywhere along with cameras scouting each and every door/window in the building.

I'd either run like hell, or rape the zombie women.

Either, or, they'll both be satisfying. The question is: which solution is worth it?

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How many people do you think will be raiding supermarkets and other stores?

I'd either run like hell, orrape] the zombie women.

Either, or, they'll both be satisfying. The question is: which solution is worth it?


That's how your post looks like in my eyes.

That's how your post looks like in my eyes.

So I'm supposed to rape the zombie men?

You're first. >=D

So I'm supposed to rape the zombie women?

You're first. >=D

I lack the vagina.
Soz'

How many people do you think will be raiding supermarkets and other stores?

A lot. Theres a super market down the street from our school so even without transportation it would be easy.

How many people do you think will be raiding supermarkets and other stores?

QFT.

The only way you will have a remote chance at surviving is to be self reliant and not need to go anywhere, at least for a while. Being prepared for any emergency is key. Stay ready and you won't have to get ready.

Attempting to raid a gun store will only get you shot by the owner.

Attempting to raid a major shopping center during the initial outbreak will only get you bitten and/or trampled by the scores of other freaked out people with the exact same idea.

Attempting to raid a military base will at best leave you locked out and looking for someplace else, or at worst...mowed down by military personal who are already secured in.

Attempting to use weapons with which you are unfamiliar could prove fatal at some point. Could you fix a jam in a commonly used weapon such as an AR-15 in a stressful situation? Could you even hit the broadside of a barn with it?

Case in point: My friends and I always do "what if?" situations. Especially in zombie or other extreme survival situations they always talk about how they will grab a handgun or whatever etc etc. So, last week I took them with me to the range to shoot the .45...they could barely even hit the paper target at 25 yards (whereas I was keeping about 2" groups) even when taking they're time and concentrating.

Is it even possible at this point in time to create zombies?
Like, honestly.

Is it even possible at this point in time to create zombies?
Like, honestly.

Haven't you ever heard of Cher?

Haven't you ever heard of Cher?

Am I missing something?
That singer?
That apparently used to be a dude or something?

Am I missing something?
That singer?
That apparently used to be a dude or something?

I swear the bitch is as old as dirt...yet she's still around.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/abraham880/now.jpg

Past due on her plastic surgery.

I would, get some shottys(standard anti-zombie wepaon)

Then pretend like im playing CSS Zombie Mod
and BLOW THEM ALL TO }{ELL!!

Off course my friends would be helping to share the fun

To tell you the truth i dont trust my friends guarding my back,
maybe if they were tougher?

Go to the next army base, on foot (better tactical mobility, than with a normal vehicle); 45km daily marching distance should get anyone anywhere who wants to come to such a place worldwide in 2 days (Yea, assuming you are not in the middle of some freaking dessert, but you won't find out about the zombies before getting back anyways.).

Why?
Guns, atomic emergency food-stock, gas, independent power+heating+clean water system, workshop a couple of hundred off road ready vehicles, tanks, chain guns, anti-aircraft missiles, mines, ABC-suits, copters, planes, general overkill, etc.

Yeah, I heard zombies nowadays are bastards when it comes to air-strikes and missile launches :/

I would put ketchup on my clothes and some on my face,grab a gun and put it in my pants,then go outside and start acting like one of them.After I'm bored an hour or so later,if I'm still alive,I'll pull out the gun and shoot down one or two before I get swarmed.The end.Game over. :p

QFT.

The only way you will have a remote chance at surviving is to be self reliant and not need to go anywhere, at least for a while. Being prepared for any emergency is key. Stay ready and you won't have to get ready.

Attempting to raid a gun store will only get you shot by the owner.

Attempting to raid a major shopping center during the initial outbreak will only get you bitten and/or trampled by the scores of other freaked out people with the exact same idea.

Attempting to raid a military base will at best leave you locked out and looking for someplace else, or at worst...mowed down by military personal who are already secured in.

Attempting to use weapons with which you are unfamiliar could prove fatal at some point. Could you fix a jam in a commonly used weapon such as an AR-15 in a stressful situation? Could you even hit the broadside of a barn with it?

Case in point: My friends and I always do "what if?" situations. Especially in zombie or other extreme survival situations they always talk about how they will grab a handgun or whatever etc etc. So, last week I took them with me to the range to shoot the .45...they could barely even hit the paper target at 25 yards (whereas I was keeping about 2" groups) even when taking they're time and concentrating.

Bunch of gun stores in my city and we'd probably get them to join us.

+ it's not like we're ever gonna have a zombie invasion.

Birth name Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre
Also known as Cher
Born May 20, 1946 (1946-05-20) (age 62)

She's 6 years younger than my grandma.
Eh. if she was 75+ and looked like she does...then i'd be suspicious.

Bunch of gun stores in my city and we'd probably get them to join us.

+ it's not like we're ever gonna have a zombie invasion.

Even though it's kinda fun to think about, anyone who seriously thinks that there would be a zombie invasion is silly. But, that post would apply to any extreme emergency/survival situation.

Even though it's kinda fun to think about, anyone who seriously thinks that there would be a zombie invasion is silly. But, that post would apply to any extreme emergency/survival situation.

They won't necessarily but "zombies"
I believe more in the "rage virus" situation like in 28 days later.
That's a bit more believable.
Or some chemical that clogs up the human brain and making the human lose all feelings just make it a brute.

I would hide behind a couch

I would hide behind a couch

Your answer lacked creativity.

Well, I can't expect much from a maplestory player ;)

Nah I'm kidding.
Just don't bump up a thread.
Post normal responses. Elaborate.

lol my answer wasnt elaborate enough ehh well i would hide behind a couch and then hide behind another couch :p fair enough?

lol my answer wasnt elaborate enough ehh well i would hide behind a couch and then hide behind another couch :p fair enough?

Lame.

Post too short.

I would find a room and baricade it up with soda machines and couches, then camp there with 3 friends while we all have infinite ammo until time runs out :).

just hire farmer joe see how he pawn those zombies alone, while the entire army got wipe out.(from land of the dead game)

I would find a room and baricade it up with soda machines and couches, then camp there with 3 friends while we all have infinite ammo until time runs out :).

thats how you do it like a man.

id use my 9mm. im so fly and gangsta bitch. soulja boy gonna shoot you!

I'd run around with friends, scavaging what food we could find and try to survive.

All i have to say is we need more of this in the schools

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7smVybrmrE

I would probably Fight back until I Had one bullet left, Then Id Shoot Myself.

Call /b/ to drop the epic-win-bomb on them.

Seriously.

I would probably Fight back until I Had one bullet left, Then Id Shoot Myself.

Why go out like that?

Shoot someone with that last bullet who you think is going to have a better chance of surviving than you.

No one! NO ONE!!!!!

Why go out like that?

Shoot someone with that last bullet who you think is going to have a better chance of surviving than you.

No one! NO ONE!!!!!

If theyre going to survive and not get bitten...why bite them...

im not even worried by the impending threat of a zombie apocalypse anymore.

there seem to be so many experts and so many battle plans already laid out that any kind of apocalypse would be over before you could say "the dead are doing what?"

im not even worried by the impending threat of a zombie apocalypse anymore.

there seem to be so many experts and so many battle plans already laid out that any kind of apocalypse would be over before you could say "the dead are doing what?"

i DOUBT anything like it would ever happen, Unless after WWIII.
With nuclear radiation pressuring the survivors, CHERNOBYL! YAY!!!!

1. i would board up all the doors and windows in my house
2. take all the food i have, my laptop, a bat, and a gun, up to the attic
3. barricade the second floor
4. cut the string that pulls down the stairs to the attic
5. make a tiny hole in the side of the attic to shit/piss out of

since zombies usually go to more populated places, by the time i finish all the food, they should all be gone from my neighborhood. after i finish up all the food, ill take the gun, bat, a bag, and binoculars, and try to find the closest store possible, i can get to my roof from a window on the 2nd floor. ill jump the roofs of the houses to get there (using the binoculars to spot any zombies), take as much food as i possibly can, go back to my attic the same way i left, and repeat the process. ill be using the laptop to see if everything is all better/play some games so i wont go insane

Put one man into the Empire State Building. Make him hold a "ZOMBIES EAT ME" sign. Wait till the building is packed with zombies. Hand a terrorist some plane keys and tell him to "do his job."

I will rise to arm with my baseball bat.

i voted "Say your goodbyes to OnRPG."

but i think i'll first fight, then run, finally hide

I'd just build a fortress out of my basement, fill it with essential stuff, and then wait it out. Zombies are dead, hence they decompose. Which means, that I just have to survive until they turn into skeletons, or at least, until they stop to function.

Then, I'll pillage and loot all the places that where over-run because people were too stupid to think of this, and I'll live like a king for the rest of my life. Yeay.

Fight back of course. Those undeads won't be getting a piece of me.

Good reading for all you that want to survive a zombie attack
Lol (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/1400049628/ref=dp_otherviews_0?ie=UTF8&s=books&img=0)

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Any questions?

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Any questions?

Which end goes into the zombie?

Which end goes into the zombie?
the only thing that made me laugh this hole topic. thank you, it wasn't a waist of time.

Which end goes into the zombie?

Hm I walked around my room and just thought about that question for 30mins.

Then I realized it! You push the upper end (upper in the picture) into their asses and then put the zombies hang somewhere with the lower end.

Zombie decorations anyone?

I would gather up all my friends take all the guns from the nearest gun shop.....which ther isnt..and go crazyy!!

Remember folks:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/therealdraconite/inspirational_poster_1.jpg

Make human sushi for teh zombies.

Get DivineRevival to post all over them. O_o

Everytime i go back home to see some old friends and such we always talk about when we were kids i always had all the zombie films. We would watch one and go out to the football bleacher and talk. Usually zombie attacks came up and we had a long ass discussion about it. I still think this is the reason i went to film school. Ive wrote tons of scripts cause of it.

Anyway, a hammer and a gun is what id use. Tho melee is tricky, since you dont really wanna get super close to them Lol

Play Fallout 3 and get tips on how to survive from it. (I live 30 minutes from Washington D.C. so it wouldn't be too different xD)

If fallout 3 wasn't out yet, I'd be screwed D:

Stand there like an idiot and be eaten alive, for the lulz.

the only thing that made me laugh this hole topic. thank you, it wasn't a waist of time.


lol



I dunno, it would probably be sometime in the future so id carry a jetpack and a laser gun XD