I know this is a random thought, but is it just me, or are the Vitamin Water labels funny? Call them corny, whatever, but you have to give them credit for at least TRYING to make you lol. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, here:
http://freshpeel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/Vitamin_water_3.jpg
http://freshpeel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/Vitamin_water_1.jpg
http://freshpeel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/Vitamin_water_2.jpg

The soccer one made me chuckle. :)

I just drank the focus one and I literally haven't blinked in the last 5-6 minutes. o_o

Dude, they are so hilarious! It's funny how they actually be honest about what it does to you..not like other companies. :P

i drink the triple x and energy

i mixed em and it tasted like shit and i felt high

The soccer one reminded me of "powerthirst"

POWER EATING, POWER SLEEPING, POWER WALKING, POWER TALKING...ET CETERA

Ever drink a can of Rockstar? Try drinking ten of those at once.

You won't blink for a week.

Jägerbombs, wut wut.

The dragon fruit one is terrible, don't ever try it.

Ever drink a can of Rockstar? Try drinking ten of those at once.

You won't blink for a week.

Or suffer a heart attack.
Though,
You could drink 85.31 cans of Rockstar before croaking.

This website tells you how many shit's you can drink based on their caffeine level.
Not sure if it's true or not, but it said I ned 2700 glasses of chocolate milk to die.

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

Not sure if it's true or not, but it said I ned 2700 glasses of chocolate milk to die.



uh oh. ..

Or suffer a heart attack.
Though,
You could drink 85.31 cans of Rockstar before croaking.

This website tells you how many shit's you can drink based on their caffeine level.
Not sure if it's true or not, but it said I ned 2700 glasses of chocolate milk to die.

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

Not true. Everyone is different, so it's hard to pinpoint exactly how much a person needs in order to croak.

Also, I drunk a can of Rockstar once, and became a dick for the entire day. I was so hyper that everyone was getting pummeled with hits.

I'd also became super aware. Things I couldn't avoid before became that much easier to avoid.

Like, for instance, kicks from a Black Belt TKD.

Not true. Everyone is different, so it's hard to pinpoint exactly how much a person needs in order to croak.

Also, I drunk a can of Rockstar once, and became a dick for the entire day. I was so hyper that everyone was getting pummeled with hits.

I'd also became super aware. Things I couldn't avoid before became that much easier to avoid.

Like, for instance, kicks from a Black Belt TKD.

Yeh, even though it asked for your weight and such.
It totally matters on each person.

38 cans of redline power rush would kill me according to that website

perfect suicide plan, but damn it would be an expensive death...

***starts opening the 1st can of redline...***

Not true. Everyone is different, so it's hard to pinpoint exactly how much a person needs in order to croak.

Also, I drunk a can of Rockstar once, and became a dick for the entire day. I was so hyper that everyone was getting pummeled with hits.

I'd also became super aware. Things I couldn't avoid before became that much easier to avoid.

Like, for instance, kicks from a Black Belt TKD.

Lol, I had 2 Monsters today before work (or at the start of work rather), and about 5 hours in I was already tired. That's probably cuz today was a busy as shit day and we only had 2 people working including me (I work at a pizza joint) -_-

Lol, I had 2 Monsters today before work (or at the start of work rather), and about 5 hours in I was already tired. That's probably cuz today was a busy as shit day and we only had 2 people working including me (I work at a pizza joint) -_-

Monsters tire me out like a bitch.
I drink it and I wanna sleep right away.

Monsters tire me out like a bitch.
I drink it and I wanna sleep right away.

I'm sure they all use the same ol' can of caffeine when adding it to the drink. Energy drinks in general tend to not really do much to me, except for preventing from going to bed even if I'm really tired =/ Or that could be just my messed up sleeping patterns.

Jägerbombs, wut wut.
Jägerbombs?
I fuckin' shower in that shit.

Fuckin' Jägerbombs.

The orange one always makes me laugh.

But I loooooooooooove the pink flavor. Its the best :)


We buy this shit by the case, so I've had all the flavors. They have one that I can only find at Walmart...its like...light blue, that one is pretty good too.


Edit: I like the RED flavor I guess...but IRL the label looks pink :-/

Monster tastes like Sprite with an extra tang.

Vitamin Water, Life Water, etc. all taste like watered down cough syrup to me, all cherry flavoured.

never heard of those drinks before. i never drink any energy drinks anyways on account of them being expensive as hell and tasting like shit. red bull is the skankiest pisswater ever and anyone claiming to get buzzed from it is a lunatic.

never heard of those drinks before. i never drink any energy drinks anyways on account of them being expensive as hell and tasting like shit. red bull is the skankiest pisswater ever and anyone claiming to get buzzed from it is a lunatic.



Finally someone normal.

People here have a fetish for energy drinks.....:-/

Aww shoulda posted the Formula 50 flavor. Funny label and my favorite flavor

never heard of those drinks before. i never drink any energy drinks anyways on account of them being expensive as hell and tasting like shit. red bull is the skankiest pisswater ever and anyone claiming to get buzzed from it is a lunatic.

Vitamin Water isn't really an energy drink...its like Gatorade, but with flavor.

Or were you talking about the stuff on page 2?

I don't really like energy drinks either...Maybe its because I used to drink them a lot, but the short, twitchy, shitty buzz you get from it isn't worth $3.00 a can. I can get 2 time release Adderall for that, and be speeding for 24 hours (although I wouldn't. Lols)

The soccer one reminded me of "powerthirst"

POWER EATING, POWER SLEEPING, POWER WALKING, POWER TALKING...ET CETERA

You'll be power spawning babies!

You'll have 400 babies!

I can get 2 time release Adderall for that, and be speeding for 24 hours (although I wouldn't. Lols)

Concerta is where it's at.

3.00?
Energy drinks vary from 2.50$ CAD to 5.00$ CAD.

Bullshit.

Or suffer a heart attack.
Though,
You could drink 85.31 cans of Rockstar before croaking.

This website tells you how many shit's you can drink based on their caffeine level.
Not sure if it's true or not, but it said I ned 2700 glasses of chocolate milk to die.

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

It would take 11767.24 cans of A&W Cream Soda to put you down.

That's what I got. That's how 1337 I am.




305.94 is the true answer I got

It would take 11767.24 cans of A&W Cream Soda to put you down.

That's what I got. That's how 1337 I am.




305.94 is the true answer I got


I would take 228 cans of cream soda to kill me because i am so anorexic (97 lbs and going down)

u so lucky u can drink more

It would take 11767.24 cans of A&W Cream Soda to put you down.

That's what I got. That's how 1337 I am.




305.94 is the true answer I got

Gulp down 470.69 cans of A&W Cream Soda and you're history.

You obviously put down a fake weight.

Damn. Didn't see the white text.
Ifail.

Lol, these are pretty funny. :)

the orange one is the funiiest of all.its a insult to moms cooking.:DXD