http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/paddle.gif

Paddles are deadly.

lol best gif ever

Made of pure kryptonite and unicorn blood I assume.

It doesn't even hit his face

Oh snap, your right. But that's not the whole video. In the end he shoots lasers and destroys the paddle.

That's Walker Texas Ranger, not Chuck.

Dumb asses, seriously. You can clearly see that he faked the hit and fall in order to lure the unsuspecting perp to his demise.

Blasphemy

I demand a roundhouse kick.

D: dreams shattered.

fools, he let himself be hit by the paddle, the true its that the paddle exploded a few seconds after it hit him, and the cameraman too, and the guy that was looking at him

D: dreams shattered,mind blown, bricks shat, ect ect ect.
corrected your post and added some more.

Bad editing is bad editing.

ahahahaha cool^_^

This must have been in Soviet Russia.

Nah... Even in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris kills you.

Old. Chuck Norris + Internet = Old.

But gif, is pretty good. I like it.:)

Old. Chuck Norris + Internet = Old.

But gif, is pretty good. I like it.:)do you want a cookie?

do you want a cookie?

i want your asian.

He really made me believe that he got hit by that paddle.









srsly.

i remember that episode. he fakes a knockout and gets back on his feet 5 minutes later. Tracks the boot-prints left by the dude with the paddle and the dude in red shirt, beats the shit out them with bare hands, and rescues his girl and the old man. (forgot their names).

He wants to meet Bruce Lee again in the afterlife for a rematch. lol
It was part of the plan

Chuck Norris is a fad that needs to die out. Like, right now.

A thread like this would usually get insta-locked by one of the mods. Why isnt it locked?

I blame the reefer >.>

Once Chuck Norris is on the ground, he throws a rope around the other guys legs, pulls the guy towards him, and proceeds to kick his head off. No one fucking messes with this dude!

The paddle is just for trying to make Chuck Norris cry so he can cure cancer but it fails.

A thread like this would usually get insta-locked by one of the mods. Why isnt it locked?

Cause I was playing DotA.

:D

Chuck Norris is a fad that needs to die out. Like, right now.

better men than you have tried and failed.

'tis hopeless.