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07-17-2006, 12:04 AM
Irony
grammar nazi's are people whom send j00 to grammar concentration camp's when you're grammar is suck. people who our a grammar nazi's, thinking there english is better than your's. their waisting there time because it dont matter what your saying but how your saying it. tehy just gt all pissd cuz we cn typ fastr them by typing lik tihs den dey say dat dey cnt red wht we sy. Meenies.
It's well known that grammar nazi's are better people than your mother
grammar nazi's are those whom do not see the reasonable point in righting in '|337', or it's lesser counterpart 'n00b-jibberish'. so instead, they irritate the ever-living hell out of people who make a miner typo and didn't notice it.
History
of all the thing what having started when the internet came, the grammar nazi's are the worse. they we're all "hey were better at english then you so where all going to yelling at you alot. than their making concentration camp's for u's too go to so were concentrate than the american's come bye and fried u's from halving too using grammar good.
the apostrophe-fungarian empire
the apostrophe-fungarian empire were the product of year's of hard work by the apostrophe to do just about anything, beginning by simply taking over letter's such as in the phrase "i'm", were the apostrophe army completely wiped out the a armies defense's.
in 1914 however; arch duchess franz ferdinand are assassinated by a enraged plural possessive. this were do two it's resentment at often being left out and replaced by the inferior singlar plural or even ommitted all together. this resulting in the first word war, fought entirely around language. while the british's could easily decipher the virtually inflection- and apostrophe-free language of the german's, the german's find's it difficult to fathom the wider british vocabulary and more complex use of apostrophe's.
won of the biggest proponent's against the apostrophe-hungarian empire were one adolf hitler, whom actually mobilised his force's against them. while the english's we're happy too appease the tyrant, the academie française, (what dictate's french and have legislate's apostrophe's into almost every sentence), would not allowed it and insist's that britain joined it against the young hilter, who's language was knowed to be rhetoric and devoid of grammatical structure.
rise of the third write
by the end of 1918 germany has exhausted it's supply of scrabble set's. america soon entering the war and with they're endless supply of mark twain novel's and outlandish accent's the axis force's where forced to surrender. all their base are belong to us.
the inter war year's we're hard for german. the country being forced by france to adopted 1337 speak in all of it's official correspondence. anarchy reined and a good german found it increasingly hard too find a decent BratWurst.
embittered by his countries defeat and poor grammar, adolf hitler form's the nationalistica arseholen zoceity von idjits or the nazi party. soon million's flock's to his rally's to here his speech's on the proper use of its versus it's.
in 1933, hitler was swept too power on a platform of improved literacy program's and the banning of democracy. soon the world begin to tremble before the might of his grammatical knowledge.
hitler pose's with he's crack panser librarians
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hitler pose's with he's crack panser librarians
in 1938, hitler return's in triumph to vienna. in a proces's known as anschloss (german for ****ing bad idea, austria is unite's with german. in 1939 he demand's the poland and czechslovakia get rid of all those stupid ****ing dot's above there letter's. The allie's refused and the world is plunged into war.
world war two not II
at first the SS squadrons superior lexicon and grammar lead them to overrun eastern europe and france. but hey this is the french were talking about. you just has to wave a mouldy onion at them and they start dropping they're gun's.
but britain managed too hold out against the mite of the grammar nazi empire thank's to the boozy rhetoric of winston churchill. when america entered the war, german cant holding out against there superior spellchecker technology and thus ended hitlers dream's.
Aftermath
after the war, hitler fled to argentina. were he eeked out an existence as a marilyn monroe impersonator. in 1956 he was deports from argentina fore being a really bad marilyn monroe impersonator.
it was then that he is recruited by the cia for operation paperclip. the defence department was looking to startup the internet and is recruiting nazi scientist's and leader's to help make it as painful and unbearable as possible.
adolf hitler retire's in 2001 after engineer's the dot com bubble. he like's gardening, walk's on the beach and plotting to invade potland.
What to do when encountering a Grammar Nazi
* grammar nazi's weekness's is two seeing alot of grammar error's. if you were seeing a grammar nazi's, to make lot's of grammar error's and then there screaming and claw they're eye's out. its funny.
* remind them that your having a significant other and have had more sex more time's then they have read struck & whites style guide. try two keep a straight face when your do this.
* attack them with insane amount's of 1337-5p34k. no grammar nazi can stand a 1337-barrage four vary long.
grammar nazi's are people whom send j00 to grammar concentration camp's when you're grammar is suck. people who our a grammar nazi's, thinking there english is better than your's. their waisting there time because it dont matter what your saying but how your saying it. tehy just gt all pissd cuz we cn typ fastr them by typing lik tihs den dey say dat dey cnt red wht we sy. Meenies.
It's well known that grammar nazi's are better people than your mother
grammar nazi's are those whom do not see the reasonable point in righting in '|337', or it's lesser counterpart 'n00b-jibberish'. so instead, they irritate the ever-living hell out of people who make a miner typo and didn't notice it.
History
of all the thing what having started when the internet came, the grammar nazi's are the worse. they we're all "hey were better at english then you so where all going to yelling at you alot. than their making concentration camp's for u's too go to so were concentrate than the american's come bye and fried u's from halving too using grammar good.
the apostrophe-fungarian empire
the apostrophe-fungarian empire were the product of year's of hard work by the apostrophe to do just about anything, beginning by simply taking over letter's such as in the phrase "i'm", were the apostrophe army completely wiped out the a armies defense's.
in 1914 however; arch duchess franz ferdinand are assassinated by a enraged plural possessive. this were do two it's resentment at often being left out and replaced by the inferior singlar plural or even ommitted all together. this resulting in the first word war, fought entirely around language. while the british's could easily decipher the virtually inflection- and apostrophe-free language of the german's, the german's find's it difficult to fathom the wider british vocabulary and more complex use of apostrophe's.
won of the biggest proponent's against the apostrophe-hungarian empire were one adolf hitler, whom actually mobilised his force's against them. while the english's we're happy too appease the tyrant, the academie française, (what dictate's french and have legislate's apostrophe's into almost every sentence), would not allowed it and insist's that britain joined it against the young hilter, who's language was knowed to be rhetoric and devoid of grammatical structure.
rise of the third write
by the end of 1918 germany has exhausted it's supply of scrabble set's. america soon entering the war and with they're endless supply of mark twain novel's and outlandish accent's the axis force's where forced to surrender. all their base are belong to us.
the inter war year's we're hard for german. the country being forced by france to adopted 1337 speak in all of it's official correspondence. anarchy reined and a good german found it increasingly hard too find a decent BratWurst.
embittered by his countries defeat and poor grammar, adolf hitler form's the nationalistica arseholen zoceity von idjits or the nazi party. soon million's flock's to his rally's to here his speech's on the proper use of its versus it's.
in 1933, hitler was swept too power on a platform of improved literacy program's and the banning of democracy. soon the world begin to tremble before the might of his grammatical knowledge.
hitler pose's with he's crack panser librarians
Enlarge
hitler pose's with he's crack panser librarians
in 1938, hitler return's in triumph to vienna. in a proces's known as anschloss (german for ****ing bad idea, austria is unite's with german. in 1939 he demand's the poland and czechslovakia get rid of all those stupid ****ing dot's above there letter's. The allie's refused and the world is plunged into war.
world war two not II
at first the SS squadrons superior lexicon and grammar lead them to overrun eastern europe and france. but hey this is the french were talking about. you just has to wave a mouldy onion at them and they start dropping they're gun's.
but britain managed too hold out against the mite of the grammar nazi empire thank's to the boozy rhetoric of winston churchill. when america entered the war, german cant holding out against there superior spellchecker technology and thus ended hitlers dream's.
Aftermath
after the war, hitler fled to argentina. were he eeked out an existence as a marilyn monroe impersonator. in 1956 he was deports from argentina fore being a really bad marilyn monroe impersonator.
it was then that he is recruited by the cia for operation paperclip. the defence department was looking to startup the internet and is recruiting nazi scientist's and leader's to help make it as painful and unbearable as possible.
adolf hitler retire's in 2001 after engineer's the dot com bubble. he like's gardening, walk's on the beach and plotting to invade potland.
What to do when encountering a Grammar Nazi
* grammar nazi's weekness's is two seeing alot of grammar error's. if you were seeing a grammar nazi's, to make lot's of grammar error's and then there screaming and claw they're eye's out. its funny.
* remind them that your having a significant other and have had more sex more time's then they have read struck & whites style guide. try two keep a straight face when your do this.
* attack them with insane amount's of 1337-5p34k. no grammar nazi can stand a 1337-barrage four vary long.