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xXTraitorXx
10-01-2008, 12:14 AM
How do I make someone I know is lying to me admit they are lying. I mean this person lies to everyone she is I guess a pathological liar. She makes up these stories to try to get attention and they are obviously fake and everyone knows it. She lies about lying and she will never admit to doing it.

Testeagle
10-01-2008, 12:17 AM
kill her? O_o

on a serious note some people never stop lying, but some people continue to do it because there is never a cost or serious one with being caught out.

Elegance
10-01-2008, 12:19 AM
kill her? O_o

Still lol'ing as I type.

Uh..catch her in a lie? Set her up? or you could just let her lie, and stay out of it. It'll catch up with her eventually. xD

gloomba38
10-01-2008, 12:21 AM
I have a friend who does such a thing.
I usually just catch him in the middle of a lie and it gets him to shut up. (temporarily.)

... and wait a second, you're trying to get someone to admit that they are lying, yet you said they never will admit that they are?
Kind of a tricky one there.

xXTraitorXx
10-01-2008, 12:21 AM
Still lol'ing as I type.

Uh..catch her in a lie? Set her up? or you could just let her lie, and stay out of it. It'll catch up with her eventually. xD
She has been caught lying she just won't admit to it

OhMawGawd
10-01-2008, 12:23 AM
Disguise as her dad

cloak

uncloak behind

Backstab her with your butterfly knife

????

Profit


(2 points)


inb4tf2

Elegance
10-01-2008, 12:24 AM
She has been caught lying she just won't admit to it

If she's caught then she's caught. xD That's like pleading not guilty to muder while you still have the bloody knife in hand, and there was a video camera, and fingerprints, and a note that the victim wrote saying who was killing them.

Leave her to look stupid. xD

Manic
10-01-2008, 12:25 AM
She is a time liar?

Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that we've been fooled. 2012 is not the end of the world, 2008 is, and SHE WHO LIES THROUGH TIME is the dastardly wench through whom we will meet our fate. :(

xXTraitorXx
10-01-2008, 12:26 AM
She is a time liar?

Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that we've been fooled. 2012 is not the end of the world, 2008 is, and SHE WHO LIES THROUGH TIME is the dastardly wench through whom we will meet our fate. :(
nvm I get it now I just thought thats what it was called but I was wrong but anyways yeah

corasked
10-01-2008, 12:26 AM
My Uncle is a chronological Liar.


Just try to smart talk them, itll run them into their own lies.

Testeagle
10-01-2008, 12:28 AM
here's an option:

Carry a pair of wire cutters, every time you catch her lying cut off one of her fingers, if that doesn't work... start on the toes.

Manic
10-01-2008, 12:29 AM
ummmmmm wut?

Don't mind me, I'm just being stupid. I've been writing essays all day long and my brain doesn't want to work for me.

Chaotix
10-01-2008, 12:34 AM
i lie without end around my friends
but as a joke
like, there are only 2 ppl in my school who can tell when i am lying, but they sit and watch in amazement how i can fool the person sitting next to me. people usually believe me cuz i back up the lie with facts like (dates, names, etc.) with a straight face. and also becuz im like "the funny guy" in my classes, so my face is rarely serious

but if ppl lie to make themselves look good, just say "shut the hell up, we all know you're lying so just stop"
if she/he STILL doesnt stop, i highly doubt u will still be friends with that person, so the next time he/she DOES lie or if u can tell they are lying, interrupt him/her and say "nobody cares" and just keep sayin it until he/she stops talking altogether

Gadiel
10-01-2008, 03:55 AM
ask your eyes and ears their the best liars : D

quite easy make circular questions that come back the same, but sound different...

Jacksterson
10-01-2008, 03:59 AM
My ex is like that. If the person you are talking about is as bad as her, you're lost.

ChickenDewd21
10-01-2008, 04:14 AM
How do I make someone I know is lying to me admit they are lying. I mean this person lies to everyone she is I guess a pathological liar. She makes up these stories to try to get attention and they are obviously fake and everyone knows it. She lies about lying and she will never admit to doing it.

Every time you know she's lying throw a quick jab to her face then tell her to stop lying or shut the hell up. That oughta shut the lying *****'s mouth. :rofl:

zuloon
10-01-2008, 04:23 AM
Hold them at gunpoint.

With a water gun, of course.

MarchoftheBlackLions
10-01-2008, 04:28 AM
You probably can't. Just stop hanging out with Liberals.

dannylamb
10-01-2008, 04:29 AM
if she lies about having a dog (my friend did this) ask to see it, then she'll say its at the vet, so then the next day say you went to the vet and you dog wasn't there, then she'll say she took it home, then ask if you can go see it. Repeat untill she admits it. and if she says it was put down or it died, ask her if you can see a photo of it.


Or just ask you her parents and tell them that she lies constantly

zuloon
10-01-2008, 04:29 AM
You probably can't. Just stop hanging out with Liberals.

Burnt to a crisp! B)

Bekk
10-01-2008, 05:29 AM
How do I make someone I know is lying to me admit they are lying. I mean this person lies to everyone she is I guess a pathological liar. She makes up these stories to try to get attention and they are obviously fake and everyone knows it. She lies about lying and she will never admit to doing it.

Confront her. The next time she tells a seemingly fake story, call her out. Pathological liars will not stop lying until the ability is taken away from them. Keep asking her: "What caused the problem," "Where did this take place," "Who was there." Or, ask her later in the day, or the next day, and see if her stories match up. If not, call her out on it.

Being a pathological liar is a mindset, it is really hard to stop. Really, the only way to make it stop is by taking away that persons ability to lie.

TheJESTERJ
10-01-2008, 05:30 AM
You tell them to stand up. ;3

I've gotten caught lying a lot. I usually just pretend to know what someone is talking about and nod my head, then they say something stupid in between and catch me.

KellionBane
10-01-2008, 05:49 AM
You cant help anyone that doesn't want to be helped. So your just wasting your time, ignore her. Maybe after she realizes she has no friends due to her actions, she'll try to sort out her own problems...

Delamorte
10-01-2008, 06:49 AM
just get good at knowing when someone lies
i can tell when a person is lieing


if not isnt there some kinda truth serum lol?

Raiyne
10-01-2008, 09:34 AM
I've know someone like that.

Lies about girlfriend(lol), talents, he's a massive poser, smokes to be cool. Epic failure of a man.

Darth_Chris
10-01-2008, 10:06 AM
lie to her also...

tell some great stories about your weekend, or you bought something, etc...

just whenever she telss a lie go tell a lie to her also.. ^^

Deimos
10-01-2008, 10:24 AM
just lie back. it always works.

jon: hey man im at the mall now, where are you?
bill: on my way dude
- 20 mins later -
jon: dude how much longer are you gonna be?
bill: sorry man i missed the bus, ill be there in ten
- 30 mins later -
jon: bill where the hell are you man ive been waiting for ages
bill: yeah sorry man im right outside, see you in a minute
- 10 mins later -
jon: god dammit man ive been here like an hour where the hell are you?
bill: im on my way, see you in a minute
jon: yeah but where are you?
bill: dude chill ill be right there
- 10 mins later -
jon: ****ing hell man ive been here like an hour, im going
bill: no dont do that im on my way right now, im just leaving my house
jon: no youre being a dick. **** you im going to petes
bill: pete is at my place dude
jon: i dont believe you. dickwad.
- 40 mins later -
jon: you idiot
bill: wat
jon: pete wasnt home
bill: i know, hes on holiday
jon: ok im coming to yours then
bill: cool
jon: ...
- 30 mins later -
jon: dude why arent you answering the door
bill: im on holiday
jon: wtf? i thought pete was on holiday
bill: yeah he is, with me, we went without you
jon: you are a ****ing dickhead man
- meanwhile, at the mall -
bill: hey pete you wanna go see whats on at the movies
pete: k

rinse repeat in various real life scenarios. (that was made up incase anyone was wondering)

darknight55
10-01-2008, 11:01 AM
Try to talk some sense into her lies. Most of the time lies dont make any sense.
Eg. Some guy told me and my friends (we dont consider him a friend, he lies too much), that he gave up his presidential scholarship for a girl. Who later we found out, dumped him.
1. His name did not appear on the newspaper.
2. If it really happened, we are happy for him anyways.
Eg2. He again, told his friends on his blog, he was marching as the Guard of Honor in a parade.
Fact1: There is a height limit for it, and he is way too short.
Fact2: Me and my friends were in it, he wasnt.
Fact3: we spammed the crap out of his blog, exposing his pathetic lies.
Eg3. Same person (still), told us he drank 21 shots and did not get drunk/pass out.
Fact1: During a celebration, he dranked 10+ cans of beer, all of them weigh close to the weight of a full can when he threw them away.
Fact2: He never comes out to the pub with us.

Mr. First Name Basis
10-01-2008, 11:16 AM
Maybe she's just tired! AHAHAHA

ok that wasn't funny.

Oisterboy
10-01-2008, 11:44 AM
I had a friend who was the same way. She lied about everything, and eventually told us a lie about our good buddy (something HORRIBLE, that you should never say about anyone)...

We figured it out and told her to **** off. Then we found out every time we called her out on one of her lies, she was going home and almost killing herself (razor blades, pills, alcohol, etc) and we felt bad. Thankfully, she graduated and GTFO of my life real quick.

Greed
10-01-2008, 11:56 AM
Geass damnit.

hian
10-01-2008, 05:26 PM
Just top her stories til she gets really annoyed. If she "went" to disneyland, you went to the ****ing moon. If she "won" a free ipod, you won an army of pirates on steroids on skateboards. You should insist your dad is god and that your mother has rocketfuel in her tits. You should proclaim yourself the ruler of south-africa and that your enormous penor can penetrate and satisfy 200+ women while performing bypass surgery on an infant.

Swear it's the truth on the eyes of your unborn child.

Wait.

Profit.

Pulse
10-01-2008, 05:32 PM
If everyone knows it shouldn't be a problem figuring out what to do with her.

Deimos
10-01-2008, 05:33 PM
Just top her stories til she gets really annoyed. If she "went" to disneyland, you went to the ****ing moon. If she "won" a free ipod, you won an army of pirates on steroids on skateboards. You should insist your dad is god and that your mother has rocketfuel in her tits. You should proclaim yourself the ruler of south-africa and that your enormous penor can penetrate and satisfy 200+ women while performing bypass surgery on an infant.

Swear it's the truth on the eyes of your unborn child.

Wait.

Profit.

i actually wish i knew someone who was a chronic liar now, just so i could try that.

Pulse
10-01-2008, 05:35 PM
i know a fat kid who keeps threatening little girls with knives and tries to top all my gear.

I get a text message:

YEAH MY TEXT MESSAGE RING SOUNDS BETTER + MY PHONE IS BETTER JAJAJAJA

zipykido
10-01-2008, 07:13 PM
i actually wish i knew someone who was a chronic liar now, just so i could try that.

It's an saturday night live skit actually.

hian
10-01-2008, 07:21 PM
huh? I was just pulling stuff out of my ***...