Ok so i know everybody here has watched the original pinochio, which was awesome, so i started flipping throught the channels and it said: Pinochio 3000,


So im like shure lets give it a try since the original was awesome..


And to be honest... 3000 sucked... I just couldnt believe how bad it was...


Now, if you were to Remake the original pinochio set in the year 3000, how would you do it?



Be Creative ;D

;o If it's the one I'm thinking of that's animated with the roller coaster scene that has the big whale monster then shame on you for hating such a great movie.

EDIT: I mean not animated. ;/ Yeah I'm pretty sure it wasn't animated. I think the whale was though.

i'd make pinochio a gay furry who could talk and wnated to be human and the people made fun of him for his tail and when he told lies his tail got longer (just was talking to bacn)

or we could make pinochio longcat and when he lied he'd get longer

Pinocchio would be a robot instead of being made of wood (wood is lame) but on the topic of wood, pinocchio would have other regions grow instead of his nose. The way sex sells today i cant imagine how well it will work in 3000. I swear thats a best writer oscar just waiting to be had

I can see it now something like pokenaho

I can see it now something like pokenaho

You are definitely on to something!

<_< Well I looked up Pinocchio 3000 and that looks like a horrible mess of a movie. The one I remembered was actually from 1996 and it was called "The Adventures of Pinocchio." ;o This movie is an incredible classic and now that I remember it, I'm sad I don't have a copy on DVD. On a side note I found out looking through imdb that there's a Pinocchio movie about a serial killer. ;D Think Chucky substituted with Pinocchio.

Not doing the whole pinochio 3000 thing for you, but I will say Dracula 3000 was amazing.

Plot (Keep in mind I fell asleep through some of the movie and have a terrible memory):

-Draculas coffin is picked up by some spaceship but only dust is inside.
-Someone gets dust-infected or something and becomes all vampire crazy (I think Ice-T was in the movie?), by vampire crazy I mean the guy runs around on all fours while the camera is tilted in an attempt to make it look like he is climbing around on the walls.
-Dudes fight vs vampires on spaceship, eventually getting close to a sun or something and opening windows to fry them.
-Main girl figure says (out of the bloody blue) oh by the way, I'm a robot, and not just any robot, but a sexbot, main male character rejoices.
-Scene immediately cuts to the outside of the spaceship, which blows up, the end.

<_< Well I looked up Pinocchio 3000 and that looks like a horrible mess of a movie. The one I remembered was actually from 1996 and it was called "The Adventures of Pinocchio." ;o This movie is an incredible classic and now that I remember it, I'm sad I don't have a copy on DVD. On a side note I found out looking through imdb that there's a Pinocchio movie about a serial killer. ;D Think Chucky substituted with Pinocchio.

i have that movie The Adventures of Pinocchio
i watched it err 2 weeks ago haha

haha my fav part is when pinocchio drinks out of the fountian of colors and starts trippin out

i loved this moive as a kid haha

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