http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
-cybering not included
mastrubation is

Shame I was castrated then... Isn't it?

Amusing though! I'll give you that.

Shame I was castrated then... Isn't it?

Amusing though! I'll give you that.
For real?

On Topic:Lmao I thought that was serious until I got to the bottom of the page XD.

virgin alert

This part made me LOL!

Dreaming Regular dream 2 calories
Wet Dream
Add 5 calories if it occurs while in bed with your partner;
Add 20 calories if your partner notices 16 calories
Wet Trance
(Usually occurs in the presence of a sensual hypnotist.) 20 calories

People are getting more and more creative in researches....next time, I guess we'll have the " Internet Calories Table"

" Close window in Motion - 200 calories
Getting caught on Porns for minor - 500 calories. "

rofl i should find out how many calories i burn just sitting here and typin on comp

Faboo posted this in his LJ... funny shiite

virgin alert

LOL
their time will come.

Getting Caught
By partner's spouse 60 calories
By your spouse 60.5 calories
Trying to explain 165 calories
Stuttering 28 calories
Throwing up
(Calorie counts here are flexible, depending on type of spouse-whether understanding and open-minded, or narrow-minded and armed) 40 calori

What the hell.

LOL
their time will come.

http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

I won after 1.5 seconds. That must mean I am not a idiot.