Today, was my first day of boring school. Yad Flah (half day backwards). So like we had an assembly and it was this army dude. And he was like talking about respect and how we're in the top 5 of the state and all this crap, I zoned out until he said the awesome part. He said he was gonna bring army weapons, guns, granades and all that stuff and he's gonna bring humvies (<- howeva u spell it) and a helicopter outside!!! I'm like flipen sweet dude. But you gotta pass the test of the school rules... but I took it last year. I think I got a C.

So like I'm excited!!!

Ummm, yay?.......i guess you should pass the test huh?

well i was in one of the heli's once xD

I never have anything that exciting at my school, the closet i got to a weapon was a Cake Knife.....

we got to go paint balling w/ my school

we got to go paint balling w/ my school

See, i cant even shot a rubber band at a wall at my school....

Great! Instruments of war in Schools is just what the education system needs!

You've all been brainwashed... Wait 'till you here my "theory"... But of course you won't understand, because you cannot comprehend the knowledge I have...

Today, was my first day of boring school. Yad Flah (half day backwards). So like we had an assembly and it was this army dude. And he was like talking about respect and how we're in the top 5 of the state and all this crap, I zoned out until he said the awesome part. He said he was gonna bring army weapons, guns, granades and all that stuff and he's gonna bring humvies (<- howeva u spell it) and a helicopter outside!!! I'm like flipen sweet dude. But you gotta pass the test of the school rules... but I took it last year. I think I got a C.

So like I'm excited!!!

lol,i would have never have thought that a girl would like stuff like guns and grenades....anyways........that's "flipen sweet dude"

lol,i would have never have thought that a girl would like stuff like guns and grenades....anyways........that's "flipen sweet dude"

You really don't know about me then...
I luv luv luv luv video games. I'm into war stuff. I'm into a tiny bit of girly stuff, shopping, clothes, my appearance. I don't look like a big tom boy but I act like one kind of. I play sports, soccer mostly. I used to play football and basketball but like I quit so I can play soccer.

Nothin' like that ever happens at my school.
98% of us kids in my highschool are troublemakers.

Nothin' like that ever happens at my school.
98% of us kids in my highschool are troublemakers.

Same here, actually, there not troublemakers, there just stupid and irresponable....

haha just a lotta stupid black ppl who act all gangsta at my skool but most of them can't do sheit and are skinny,i bet them up soo easily coz i'm buff as hell ;p (no offense to any black ppl but you know what i'm talkin bout)

Awesome! what else is cooler han looking at tools of death

Awesome! what else is cooler han looking at tools of death

Watching the Tools od Death in action:3 :) :D >:(

Ugh, after the shit me and my freinds pulled over the past 2 years, the school turned No Tolerance. We have to wear uniforms, and get expelled with only 1 warning. We still pull crap once in a while, but nothing to serious.

We rarely have people visit our school, I think our school is hated, we have a too long history of gang violence.

i'd say join the army, than u can shoot with em, imo its not that great :P,

i like potatoes...................POTATOES THAT GO "BOOM"

hehe army pwns,i was watching that show "FutureWeapons" on the discovery channel n dat sheit is raw as hell,they finally made an artillary shell with a gps system that will give it pinpoint percision when fired and the gps system can withstand being shot outta the mortar,now that we have this (USA has it not u other guys ;p) troops don't have to worry about getting hit by "friendly fire" and we can hit the enemy without hurting innocent civilians

i like potatoes...................POTATOES THAT GO "BOOM"

hehe army pwns,i was watching that show "FutureWeapons" on the discovery channel n dat sheit is raw as hell

Dry Ice Bombs are cool, my friend made some and we tested them out, hes good with making Explosives and stuff, (i just bring the Material's)

dude alls we have is stupid people who get caught with guns

dude alls we have is stupid people who get caught with guns

All we get it is people getting caught with Rubber Bands...

Last year we didn't start a food fight to keep the "tradition". The 6th and 8th grade was stupid to. So we got free lunch and stuff. So maybe they are rewarding us still.

haha just a lotta stupid black ppl who act all gangsta at my skool but most of them can't do sheit and are skinny,i bet them up soo easily coz i'm buff as hell ;p (no offense to any black ppl but you know what i'm talkin bout)
"stupid black people"?
Most kids are black including me at my highschool.
So i do take offense to that.

"stupid black people"?
Most kids are black including me at my highschool.
So i do take offense to that.

Im behind War Horse on that, that was pretty low Bounty...(have you ever thought thats why you have some many people hating you?)

yea bounty you should've just said stupid people. :P racist bastard.

Well I got to actually fire a gun. My dad was in the army and fought in the gulf war. So he went to a reunion with me and all. And his army buddies were talking about going to the shooting range and stuff. So when i went i got to fire a desert eagle and a shotgun.

yea bounty you should've just said stupid people. :P racist bastard.

Well I got to actually fire a gun. My dad was in the army and fought in the gulf war. So he went to a reunion with me and all. And his army buddies were talking about going to the shooting range and stuff. So when i went i got to fire a desert eagle and a shotgun.

Lol, you guys get to shoot Rifles and S**T, all i have is a Paintball gun...

My dad wants me to learn how to use a rifle and a pistol... I dunno why.
I want to learn though. He used to be in the army somewhere.

perverts
thats why

perverts
thats why

You have a point right there...

yay, propaganda!

Yeah we had an army person come to our school last year. He brought an army helicopter outside. We got to watch them fly it in and land it on the soccer field lmao it was pretty cool XD.

Already met a "sensitive boy who was gonna cut himself when i blocked him" he said he was 16 and wanted to date me... i said buh bye puto.

But I wanna learn but my dad never finds time to teach me >.< not fair.

Yeah we had an army person come to our school last year. He brought an army helicopter outside. We got to watch them fly it in and land it on the soccer field lmao it was pretty cool XD.

Wait, i recall an army dude bringing his tank to are school....(was it a tank?, im not sure....)

Can you even drive a tank to the school? Wouldn't it mess up the roads and stuff? Anyways I'm gonna flip through the agenda cause I think they added new rules and stuff.

Already met a "sensitive boy who was gonna cut himself when i blocked him" he said he was 16 and wanted to date me... i said buh bye puto.

But I wanna learn but my dad never finds time to teach me >.< not fair.

With a pistol you can say
"Allow me"
and put one in his toe or between the legs

Can you even drive a tank to the school? Wouldn't it mess up the roads and stuff? Anyways I'm gonna flip through the agenda cause I think they added new rules and stuff.

Thats why i was wondering if it was one or not....

and put one in his toe or between the legs

I never thought to shoot guys there, I only wanna kick them there. Let them suffer...
I just remembered the Army dude's name. Hank, he said we're gonna do some stations and stuff during the week. I hope they're fun.

I never thought to shoot guys there, I only wanna kick them there. Let them suffer...
I just remembered the Army dude's name. Hank, he said we're gonna do some stations and stuff during the week. I hope they're fun.

And shooting them in the nuts is less painful than kicking them?

a bullet in the nutz=gameover

a bullet in the nutz=gameover

Indeed. I would rather die then have that happen to me............
*yea the blood loss would kill you.....but who wants to die from "Severe Penis Wound"?*

Indeed. I would rather die then have that happen to me............
*yea the blood loss would kill you.....but who wants to die from "Severe Penis Wound"?*

.....That would be.....so....not cool

Thanks for the idea guys. Now you give me tons of ideas... Perfect for those pervs.

... i said buh bye puto..

donde estas tus paylotas puto?(jking)

that's the only phrase i know in spanish, some mexican gang bangers taught me it

Taught it to you or said it to you? You know what it means right?

donde estas tus paylotas puto?(jking)

that's the only phrase i know in spanish, some mexican gang bangers taught me it
Taught it to you or said it to you? You know what it means right?
rofl..i dont think he does if he thinks they "taught" it to him. ><

And i have a paintball gun too. ^^ I never shot a real gun but i have held and seen real pistols. Even in school..i dont live in the suburbs. I want to get a pellet gun lol not to shoot people but to maybe practice my aim on trees and telephone poles. ><

Taught it to you or said it to you? You know what it means right?

no,they didn't say it to me they teached it to me and yes,i know what it means and i can't say it here or i'll get warned by a mod

My dad always say "no rompes la pelotas" wheneva I bother him. It's funny.

Military vehicles and firearms brought to school? What the heck is the world coming to.. =.=

the world coming to.......the end

yea, world is gonna blow up soon

Like t3h wtf... and aren't you like... 13 or something. o_O

Zomg Nade Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;)

My school is 2nd worst in the district. There's one school that has elevators to the SECOND story. There are only two stories and the lazy asses can't even be troubled to walk 15 stairs. They have all this nice crap, while my school has no lockers, no hallways(everything but classrooms are outside), no gym, we eat outside, and lots of other crap. Both public schools in the same district sucks so bad. Your lucky you go to a school that actually has things happen once in a while.

hank the military guy....

"Okay kids here is our shooting dummy, emo bob"

"who wants to practice headshots with this m16 of mine on emo bob?"

"oh yes, you little chica? okay heres how you shoot it"


XD

Shouldnt they be fighting terrorists and illegal immigrants rather than play show and tell at some inner city school ?

i don't know, lol, ask the school that, it is illegal to bring any weapons of any sort to school but i guess the school principel let the army dudes bring it even though they shouldn't, plus its the schools plan to even let that army program happen or not, i guess his school is retarded

Shouldnt they be fighting terrorists and illegal immigrants rather than play show and tell at some inner city school ?

And yet, ive never thought about it....

she doesnt live in the us

she doesnt live in the us

Oh, well...cool...well...i have no clue were she lives anywayz

If your lucky maybe something like this would happen' o.O
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_91jcFTbLE8

I've been thinking about joining the army. I mean its basically an FPS with better graphics. But I was thinking what if you lag out there? You're dead. I hear theres no respawn points in r/l!

i would have been the 1st one to start laughing
"i am the only one professional enough to use a glock 4*POW*"

If your lucky maybe something like this would happen' o.O
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_91jcFTbLE8

Lol, i saw that awhile funny as hell...

OMG! 1 more post for 1k!!!!!!!!!!11:3

now just think,what if that dumbass had shot someone else?

now just thinl=k,what if that dumbass had shot someone else?

Well.....thats something for us to ponder.......

Probably to teach the kids a lesson about playing with loaded guns.

"Im a proffesional." *BANG!*
~not a kid flinches~
....

"Im a proffesional." *BANG!*
~not a kid flinches~
....

.....I noticed that....

yeah i noticed that too
you'd expect everyone to panic since its an idiot with a loaded gun
not even the teacher seemed to care
hell i would have screamed just to freak everyone else out

you could tell that was a school in the ghetto.

yeah they must see people get shot all the time
like in "Dont Be A Menice To Society While drinking your juice in the hood"

When I was like 5 I wanted to be in the army. I was crazy... When I told my dad this he's like, "Are they trying to recruit people later?" I just like army stuff. It's very intresting :D

Illegal immigration is a problem everywhere but antarctica and Africa

I remeber something like that from 1st grade. Then one year in boy scouts we went to a military base and shot M-16s and stuff.

Blow the school up....then shoot out all the windows and call it a Terrorist attack.

Force the guy to do a strip show in the auditorium