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smackhack
09-20-2006, 03:39 AM
Yarr, Ye be avast the seas with yer Jokes, Aboard our vessel wit yer jokes or yar be walking to Davy jone's locker!
Joke of the day:How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
Answer:A buck-an-ear!
Slipknotmaggot
09-20-2006, 03:45 AM
i guess i could say i chuckled at that.
smackhack
09-20-2006, 04:41 AM
Arghh, Heres Series one Chapter one Jokes of yar pirates.
1:Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because all of the sand which is there!
2:What's a good name for a pirate?
ARRRRRRRRRnold!
3:Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
4:What do Pirates and Pimps have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!
5:Why cant pirates play cards on a pirate ship?
Because the Captain is on the "Deck"
Slipknotmaggot
09-20-2006, 04:44 AM
yet again i like the 3 last ones
Fieren
09-20-2006, 04:49 AM
4th one was pretty funny.
smackhack
09-20-2006, 04:56 AM
Ok, Yarr land lubbars post yer jokes on dis topic cuz it be the last you seen! Yarr
post yer jokes and we rate it either it goes down the sea to Davy Jone's locker or to Pirate's Haven!
Pirate joke #4321: Why cant pirates watch a movie?
Because its rated ARGGGHHHH with alot of BOOTY!
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