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Life is a multi-faceted concept. Life may refer to the ongoing process of which living things are a part; the period between the birth (or a point at which the entity can be considered to be living) and death of an organism; the condition of an entity that has been born (or reached the point in its existence at which it can be established to be alive) and has yet to die; and that which makes a living thing alive.
-wikipedia
also, life is a giant purple tortoise, which lies upside down throughout it's entire life. we are the stomach contents of this creature. the tortoise continually tries to right itself, and when that... wait, wtf?

Life is nothing but humanity, Life was created by a small particle of dust then evolved into a human. The creatings of these dust were created by humanity yet wiped out to become humanity again. Life has repeated over and over, The big bang was a explosion from humanity from a long time ago with high tech that wiped everybody out then yet evovled humanity again. Life is nothing but things that dont exist, We are nothing but a small particle of dust that used to float around in the galaxy before the big bang which was created by another particle of dust then yet created by nothing because the creator of the dust was created actually from nothing, if you would know, we are nothing together, we are something. If you see clearly, Life is nothing but a myth that people made up. As said, Life is nothing that anything is, life just explains how we started to live but not how we actually started to live yet we all started to live from the starts and much. The beginning of everything will explain it. The beginning of everything is nothing, but a black vaccuum called Space then yet a small tiny speck came into the space, Then after a million of years, the speck turned into a star then yet the star supernovaed that spreaded more stars which spreaded more stars which soon formed the Gas Giant which is the sun then yet due to the stars supernoveing, it started a planet by gathering many star gases and the gas giant's heat which melt the gases turning it into lumps of dirt and stuff. Then this is how Humanity started : On one of the planet, Mars was a huge planet, biger than Jupiter and there was another planet called "Neptune" that was also big. Then suddenly, After a star supernovaed, the planets splitted then soon, the half of Mars formed with half of Neptune then thus creating Earth with 50% of hte world oxygenated and 50% of it with water. Then the water from Neptune started producing water animals that were small planktons then yet forming into a jelatinus fish then forming into a Tricerops(Flat and thin fish) then thus forming into a Crocodile. Then after a while, The water in the world produced 25% of oxygen then suddenly, Trees and stuff started to produce crocodiles that evovled into a Raptor and other species of dinosaurs. Then after a while, a star supernoved near mars that actually made mars collision into earth yet making earth turn bigger but wiping out many dinosaurs. Then after 500 million years later, Dinosaurs started to form again which then made the Jurassic dinosaurs(Before was the Triassic). Then a volcano erupted at the same spot the meteor hit and the volcano was formed from the crater of hte meteor. Then the volcano erupted for 10 million years which wiped out everything. Then survivors of the incident were planktons and they started to form again then yet instead of tricerops and crocodiles, they formed land animals which that made the "Monkey" which everybody believes that we are a monkey. It is not true that we are a monkey, Many christians believe the story about Adams, well Adams was a monkey who was thought to be the first lifeform on earth, but that is untrue, Adam is a monkey created yet by a earlier species produced, which cared for Adam, Then soon, Adam demanded many things, So much that the species had enough, and soon split their half of the planets with the others. Soon, our galaxy was created. Adam's species soon started to produce which soon started another species which was a pre-evovled human that had no hair but was very small. They soon started diffrent groups(tribes) where they splitted up. Soon after 10 years, they started their own religions with their own language. English was not yet created though. There are many languages like Ancient chinese, Cambodian, Spanish, and other languages like French. Then after 1 thousand years(which was 1 B.C.) Which was right before the year Christ died, Christ was real, He was a person blessed with a so called "Magic" but he wasnt, He was a species from the diffrent galaxy that created Adams, Soon the imposter was eliminated by putting him on a holy aflix which was made of gold and they ticked his hands and feet into the aflix and then they tossed him into the steaming volcano which killed the dinosaurs which started the first year : Year 1. Soon during the Spanish times, which were actually the startings of Christians because Christ was being held in Spain soon made a religion. Then they had made something very interesting. The day when Christ was tossed into the volcano was the date 6/05/6 which was the very day the christians had the worst, on the next day, there was a epidemic, the volcano they tossed Christ in erupted then it destroyed Spain, some people escaped and survived yet starting Spain again. That is why 666 is the number of the devil. Then after 666, a thousand years camed, The spanishes discovered The New world which was America. The first person that was on the New world, wanted world peace so then he made a huge town then soon, created a simple language everybody can speak now. That was English.Soon, Diffrent states in the New world formed yet starting the "United States of America".
That is my novel of Life.

Life: Eat, Sleep, Do you business, Make love, Die.

people die. before you die your life passes in front of your eyes. everyone experiences this. the process is called living.

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what your gonna get!

Game... set... and MATCH!!!

Explain Life... Hmm... Well, what is life? We certainly don't have one. The so called "Government" doesn't exist. Everything happens for a reason, people who commit "crime" work for the "Dictatorship" of life. Which is why you never have broken the law, right? People who say they do, are obviously working for them... But just brainwashed to fit in with the Society that they've created. We're all under control, we are forced to think what they tell us. Murders, suicides, 9/11, everything was created by them to keep us sane. The world we live in, we did not create. But created by "people" that can change the course of history whenever they want... Infact, History itself does not exist. They CREATE it! And we have no control over it! You are forced to think, forced to do, there is no such thing as Freedom. But without this Dictatorship we are forced to live by... We would all die, so what's the point of living?

We can't live, we can just die.

"Life sucks, and then U die"

oo XO


Well life is to mate and pass on live through your genes.O_o


Like Snake always explains in MGS

Life is unexplainable. :]

The only guarantees in like are death and taxes.

LOL is everybody loco? life is unexplainable;its a million words :P

Life is nothing but humanity, Life was created by a small particle of dust then evolved into a human. The creatings of these dust were created by humanity yet wiped out to become humanity again. Life has repeated over and over, The big bang was a explosion from humanity from a long time ago with high tech that wiped everybody out then yet evovled humanity again. Life is nothing but things that dont exist, We are nothing but a small particle of dust that used to float around in the galaxy before the big bang which was created by another particle of dust then yet created by nothing because the creator of the dust was created actually from nothing, if you would know, we are nothing together, we are something. If you see clearly, Life is nothing but a myth that people made up. As said, Life is nothing that anything is, life just explains how we started to live but not how we actually started to live yet we all started to live from the starts and much. The beginning of everything will explain it. The beginning of everything is nothing, but a black vaccuum called Space then yet a small tiny speck came into the space, Then after a million of years, the speck turned into a star then yet the star supernovaed that spreaded more stars which spreaded more stars which soon formed the Gas Giant which is the sun then yet due to the stars supernoveing, it started a planet by gathering many star gases and the gas giant's heat which melt the gases turning it into lumps of dirt and stuff. Then this is how Humanity started : On one of the planet, Mars was a huge planet, biger than Jupiter and there was another planet called "Neptune" that was also big. Then suddenly, After a star supernovaed, the planets splitted then soon, the half of Mars formed with half of Neptune then thus creating Earth with 50% of hte world oxygenated and 50% of it with water. Then the water from Neptune started producing water animals that were small planktons then yet forming into a jelatinus fish then forming into a Tricerops(Flat and thin fish) then thus forming into a Crocodile. Then after a while, The water in the world produced 25% of oxygen then suddenly, Trees and stuff started to produce crocodiles that evovled into a Raptor and other species of dinosaurs. Then after a while, a star supernoved near mars that actually made mars collision into earth yet making earth turn bigger but wiping out many dinosaurs. Then after 500 million years later, Dinosaurs started to form again which then made the Jurassic dinosaurs(Before was the Triassic). Then a volcano erupted at the same spot the meteor hit and the volcano was formed from the crater of hte meteor. Then the volcano erupted for 10 million years which wiped out everything. Then survivors of the incident were planktons and they started to form again then yet instead of tricerops and crocodiles, they formed land animals which that made the "Monkey" which everybody believes that we are a monkey. It is not true that we are a monkey, Many christians believe the story about Adams, well Adams was a monkey who was thought to be the first lifeform on earth, but that is untrue, Adam is a monkey created yet by a earlier species produced, which cared for Adam, Then soon, Adam demanded many things, So much that the species had enough, and soon split their half of the planets with the others. Soon, our galaxy was created. Adam's species soon started to produce which soon started another species which was a pre-evovled human that had no hair but was very small. They soon started diffrent groups(tribes) where they splitted up. Soon after 10 years, they started their own religions with their own language. English was not yet created though. There are many languages like Ancient chinese, Cambodian, Spanish, and other languages like French. Then after 1 thousand years(which was 1 B.C.) Which was right before the year Christ died, Christ was real, He was a person blessed with a so called "Magic" but he wasnt, He was a species from the diffrent galaxy that created Adams, Soon the imposter was eliminated by putting him on a holy aflix which was made of gold and they ticked his hands and feet into the aflix and then they tossed him into the steaming volcano which killed the dinosaurs which started the first year : Year 1. Soon during the Spanish times, which were actually the startings of Christians because Christ was being held in Spain soon made a religion. Then they had made something very interesting. The day when Christ was tossed into the volcano was the date 6/05/6 which was the very day the christians had the worst, on the next day, there was a epidemic, the volcano they tossed Christ in erupted then it destroyed Spain, some people escaped and survived yet starting Spain again. That is why 666 is the number of the devil. Then after 666, a thousand years camed, The spanishes discovered The New world which was America. The first person that was on the New world, wanted world peace so then he made a huge town then soon, created a simple language everybody can speak now. That was English.Soon, Diffrent states in the New world formed yet starting the "United States of America".
That is my novel of Life.

No more credibility whatsover, lmfao. From the start you are talking about random processes along with macroevolution which is bullshit it hasn't been proven nor will it ever be proven. And I don't appreciate your little story about Christianity either. How old are you like 13?

Lol i dont like your words, Dont you know that christianity is based on spanish when christ died which was 0 BC(BC stands for Before Christ Die)
I edited hte novel.

Life is nothing but humanity, Life was created by a small particle of dust then evolved into a human. The creatings of these dust were created by humanity yet wiped out to become humanity again. Life has repeated over and over, The big bang was a explosion from humanity from a long time ago with high tech that wiped everybody out then yet evovled humanity again. Life is nothing but things that dont exist, We are nothing but a small particle of dust that used to float around in the galaxy before the big bang which was created by another particle of dust then yet created by nothing because the creator of the dust was created actually from nothing, if you would know, we are nothing together, we are something. If you see clearly, Life is nothing but a myth that people made up. As said, Life is nothing that anything is, life just explains how we started to live but not how we actually started to live yet we all started to live from the starts and much. The beginning of everything will explain it. The beginning of everything is nothing, but a black vaccuum called Space then yet a small tiny speck came into the space, Then after a million of years, the speck turned into a star then yet the star supernovaed that spreaded more stars which spreaded more stars which soon formed the Gas Giant which is the sun then yet due to the stars supernoveing, it started a planet by gathering many star gases and the gas giant's heat which melt the gases turning it into lumps of dirt and stuff. Then this is how Humanity started : On one of the planet, Mars was a huge planet, biger than Jupiter and there was another planet called "Neptune" that was also big. Then suddenly, After a star supernovaed, the planets splitted then soon, the half of Mars formed with half of Neptune then thus creating Earth with 50% of hte world oxygenated and 50% of it with water. Then the water from Neptune started producing water animals that were small planktons then yet forming into a jelatinus fish then forming into a Tricerops(Flat and thin fish) then thus forming into a Crocodile. Then after a while, The water in the world produced 25% of oxygen then suddenly, Trees and stuff started to produce crocodiles that evovled into a Raptor and other species of dinosaurs. Then after a while, a star supernoved near mars that actually made mars collision into earth yet making earth turn bigger but wiping out many dinosaurs. Then after 500 million years later, Dinosaurs started to form again which then made the Jurassic dinosaurs(Before was the Triassic). Then a volcano erupted at the same spot the meteor hit and the volcano was formed from the crater of hte meteor. Then the volcano erupted for 10 million years which wiped out everything. Then survivors of the incident were planktons and they started to form again then yet instead of tricerops and crocodiles, they formed land animals which that made the "Monkey" which everybody believes that we are a monkey. It is not true that we are a monkey, Many christians believe the story about Adams, well Adams was a monkey who was thought to be the first lifeform on earth, but that is untrue, Adam is a monkey created yet by a earlier species produced, which cared for Adam, Then soon, Adam demanded many things, So much that the species had enough, and soon split their half of the planets with the others. Soon, our galaxy was created. Adam's species soon started to produce which soon started another species which was a pre-evovled human that had no hair but was very small. They soon started diffrent groups(tribes) where they splitted up. Soon after 10 years, they started their own religions with their own language. English was not yet created though. There are many languages like Ancient chinese, Cambodian, Spanish, and other languages like French. Then after 1 thousand years(which was 1 B.C.) Which was right before the year Christ died, Christ was real, He was a person blessed with a so called "immortality" but he wasnt, He was a species from the diffrent galaxy that created Adams with a skin of a human, Soon the imposter was eliminated by putting him on a holy aflix which was made of gold and they ticked his hands and feet into the aflix and then they tossed him into the steaming volcano which killed the dinosaurs which started the first year : Year 1. Soon during the Spanish times, which were actually the startings of Christians because Christ was being held in Spain soon made a religion about him because he could've helped us but they just killed him. Then they had made something very interesting. The day when Christ was tossed into the volcano was the date 6/05/6 which was the very day the christians had the worst, on the next day, there was a epidemic, the volcano they tossed Christ in erupted then it destroyed Spain, some people escaped and survived yet starting Spain again. That is why 666 is the number of the devil. Then after 666, a thousand years camed, The spanishes discovered The New world which was America. The first person that was on the New world, wanted world peace so then he made a huge town then soon, created a simple language everybody can speak now. That was English.Soon, Diffrent states in the New world formed yet starting the "United States of America".
That is my novel of Life.

i agree with arucard. now everyone scroll back and read my post again if you didnt already.


Lol i dont like your words, Dont you know that christianity is based on spanish when christ died which was 0 BC(BC stands for Before Christ Die)

umm yah.. bc = before christ aka before he was born, not "before christ die"

because 1ad = year 1 'in the year of our lord' and according to your crappy logic 1ad is still "before christ die" because hes not dead yet since hes only 1 year old so that would make 1ad into 1bc.... you dumbass.

i also like how your incredibly detailed dissertation is backed up by reams of hard evidence.

this was supposed to be a fun thread y'know, nothing serious.

Lol i dont like your words, Dont you know that christianity is based on spanish when christ died which was 0 BC(BC stands for Before Christ Die)

Look. And no, Christ is not based on Spanish, whatever that means.

Many christians believe the story about Adams, well Adams was a monkey who was thought to be the first lifeform on earth, but that is untrue, Adam is a monkey created yet by a earlier species produced, which cared for Adam, Then soon, Adam demanded many things, So much that the species had enough, and soon split their half of the planets with the others.

Which was right before the year Christ died, Christ was real, He was a person blessed with a so called "immortality" but he wasnt, He was a species from the diffrent galaxy that created Adams with a skin of a human, Soon the imposter was eliminated by putting him on a holy aflix which was made of gold and they ticked his hands and feet into the aflix and then they tossed him into the steaming volcano which killed the dinosaurs which started the first year : Year 1. Soon during the Spanish times, which were actually the startings of Christians because Christ was being held in Spain soon made a religion about him because he could've helped us but they just killed him. Then they had made something very interesting. The day when Christ was tossed into the volcano was the date 6/05/6 which was the very day the christians had the worst, on the next day, there was a epidemic, the volcano they tossed Christ in erupted then it destroyed Spain, some people escaped and survived yet starting Spain again.

I don't appreciate these stories. If I made stories like these about someone elses religion all hell would break loose, I have no interest in that anyways. I prefer to be the better man about people's beliefs and leave them to it. So go back to school kid, or pick up a Bible and read it so you can actually try to pull remotely legit falsifications on Christianity.

Life is whatever you make it.

Christ in spanish is Christo (Kree~sto). I'll explain life in three words. Born, Live, Die. Sure there are things in between to help you get to the afterlife (if you believe in that.) but those are the principles in life if you want to just live.

whoever said life is like a box of chocolates....is gay-_-

Life... is like... the toilet. Myes.... lotsa crap happens. Then we flush it all down when we go to sleep.

Like... when your having a good day, its like diarhea that doesnt hurt when it comes out... oh man...

And when your day completely sucks, its like those big chunks that maim your *** and take forever to exit.

Yes. life is like the toilet.

I think the answer is somewhere around

42

holy shit. literally. anyhow, I will repeat. life is a freakin upsidedown tortoise!
and we, my friends, are the stomach contents.

I think the answer is somewhere around

42

Agreed. The answer to everything in this universe is 42

I think the answer is somewhere around

42

Rofl so forgot about that.

what if you were a number and you were like 41 and 43

and you saw Hitchikers Guid to The galaxy and you were like WTF 42....what about me :( :( :(

Life is whatever you make it.
Curse you!
Thats what I was going to say
>_<

But yea, it's quite trie. Life is what ever you wish to make of it. In the end, it's all up to you.



And now, to quote a life related quote that I do love oh so much.
"If we protect other species, it's because we're lonely. If we protect the environment, it's because we fear our own extinction. The only thing that matters to humankind is its own satisfaction. But that's okay. That's all that's matters. There's no point in despising our own behavior."

Life is whatever you make it.

Winner. O_o