....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Wow, weird finishing for someone who saw a murder. <_<
Sure you didn't dream it? Or ate a peice of bad cheese? Bad cheese does that to you. It's like...The cheesy bubble guts....only with 30% more cheese.

But seriously though, that ending statement sounded more like a joke. After seeing that, I doubt anyone would want to go onto a forum, and post the theme song to the Fresh Prince.

....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Hahahahaha wow, that was actually really funny...

You win the internet. Take it. That made me laugh so hard. When you get to Bel-Air, I'll shoot some B-ball with you outside of the school. I sure hope that no one that's up to no good comes.

Holy crap I was actually into it and u said the belare.... I started to laugh and I am not sure why.

That was the most hilarious post I've ever seen. Well done.

I hope archive.org picks up this one because it's timeless.

Lol Bel air... That was some...murder. I dont think that was really funny.

holy s*** i would be traumatized for life

LMFAO, you had me off my chair laughing my flat *** off. Ahahaha. That was a good one.

If you are just kidding... slightly sadistic. If you are telling the truth, then theres nothing I can do about it.

I'm confused. Was this a joke or not? DAM YOU MIXED REACTIONS!

P.S. If this a joke I hope in real life your the guy waiting to get hit with another wack with a baseball bat.

I find it sad onRPG appreciates this sort of topic so much >_>. Any other forum this guy would be told to stfu. The bel-air stuff is goddamned annoying.

Fake= that was a waste of time

real= if you can make a joke liek that after you seen something like that, your a freak, if you did see it then your life would be ruined... every night that thought would hunt you...

its funny because i thought the whole deal was true. i got into about the second sentence of the bel air tune before i realised what i was reading.

funny stuff.:D



but if its not a joke then...:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

AHHHH I got milk in my keyboard. Oopsie.

Anyways, that guy who shot the dude was me. Yeah I dressed up as a man, cause I was working under cover and stuff. I almost got my *** kicked if the kids weren't watching!

1 word, HA.
and HE HE.

Ah man. funny funny funny. Thanks man.

Dude. If this is a joke it's not funny. If it isn't I think your a sadistic bastard.

....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Do you by Chance visit 4chan?

Dude Where Was It At? I Think I Knew Were It Was!
In oakland, i saw 2 people with 1 cop and they had the exact properties O.o

Best post I've ever read.

You my friend, just earned my total and complete respect.

I don't get what was so offensive, people need to lighten up.

I thought it was pretty damn funny. Possibly the people who didn't think it was funny didn't catch the Fresh Prince lyrics the first time.

I don't get what was so offensive, people need to lighten up.



Wow Ghengis I know you from another forum. How's life? Better yet, how's the no soul working out?

(I don't know you from another forum)

This is months old, he didn't come up with it himself.

Wow Ghengis I know you from another forum. How's life? Better yet, how's the no soul working out?

(I don't know you from another forum)

So anyone who laughs at this joke has no soul?

Wow Ghengis I know you from another forum. How's life? Better yet, how's the no soul working out?

(I don't know you from another forum)Look at your avatar and second signature. If anyone in this topic has no soul its you buddy.

Look at your avatar and second signature. If anyone in this topic has no soul its you buddy.

Point well taken.

Nothing's wrong with my avatar tho... It was a memorial thingy. I just need to change it since its been like 2 weeks.

you don't make a murder joke, you just don't it isn't funny (except for lenny), murder is wrong and bad.

you don't make a murder joke, you just don't it isn't funny (except for lenny), murder is wrong and bad.

OR if the killing was ironic. Score! My sig isn't offensive anymore.

It's a fucking joke. Jesus, can't you just laugh it off? IT DIDNT HAPPEN, IT WAS A JOKE. I chuckled a bit, nothing more than that.

Some people here obviously haven't seen the fresh prince of bel-air, or are just too stupid to get that it was a joke.

Ok, this thread is just generating too much flaming. I smite it with my weapon of justice!

SMITE!

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