A wife comes in and yells, "Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"

Her husband yells back, "But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

The wife replies, "I DON'T CARE! JUST GET OUT!"

Lmfao!!!!!

A wife comes in and yells, "Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"

Her husband yells back, "But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

The wife replies, "I DON'T CARE! JUST GET OUT!"

As Jakuza would say, LARF.
I jsut saw ur picture you look identical to some dude in my school, do you happen to go to P.E.T.?

As Jakuza would say, LARF.
I jsut saw ur picture you look identical to some dude in my school, do you happen to go to P.E.T.?

so far 2 people(s) has asked me that, i go to wangenhiem

A wife comes in and yells, "Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"

Her husband yells back, "But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

The wife replies, "I DON'T CARE! JUST GET OUT!"

Roffel, El-Mow, lahl

Nice joke :)

Roffel, El-Mow, lahl

Nice joke :)
i got this joke from another thread, but jokes are for passing on, right? :D

Larf.

Nice one HKS.

yay my first post without even 1 flamer!! :D (i think?)

I would flame you just cause but... I got warned and I need to be a good boy >.<

That one was kinda funny but it was kinda easy to see coming...

Women are becoming sexist...

WHITE MALES ARE NOW IN THE MINORITY EVERYONE HATES THE CRACKER!!!

REPENT I SAY REPENT!!!!

If I was the man I would divorce her and take half her money.


Ha.

If I was the man I would divorce her and take half her money.


Ha.

I think it only works if the guy has no job.(he could quit)

I would flame you just cause but... I got warned and I need to be a good boy >.<

That one was kinda funny but it was kinda easy to see coming...

Women are becoming sexist...

WHITE MALES ARE NOW IN THE MINORITY EVERYONE HATES THE CRACKER!!!

REPENT I SAY REPENT!!!!
oh my god comon can you let a man break his personal records?

If I were in the place of the husband, I would buy a brand new shovel, a fairly large rug, and some bungee cord.

If I was the man I would divorce her and take half her money.


Ha.

Screw that i would steal the ticket, then divorce her!

That made me smile a tiny bit. Now, I'm off to school, chao to the kids and adios to the adults.

Learn to Italian.

It's Ciao, not chao.

Erm... I don't get it...

:D it was kinda funny, made me chuckle. Silly husbands...

Erm... I don't get it...


there wasnt real love in the marrage couple

the wife was gold digging

the wife is a ***

the husband just god ****ed over

lets hear another joke.

Wife is a ***? Makes perfect sense.

A wife comes in and yells, "Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"

Her husband yells back, "But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

The wife replies, "I DON'T CARE! JUST GET OUT!"

Hahahahah, now that's funny.

I don't get it.
o.O

I'm slow.

The wife wins the lottery, the wife tells the husband to pack - meaning get the hell out because she's rich now.

wife is a *** ? what lol
***/fagget = gay
if she was gay why would he marry the guy in the first place
o snap!

Learn to Italian.

It's Ciao, not chao.

I wasn't using Italian. It's called Spanish. You need to learn there are other languages out there that use the same sounds just different spelling.

If the wife is rich now, why is she telling him to move out. Shouldn't she be moving out or something?

P.S. You could have atleast put some [joke] tags around the title. I thought your wife actually won the lottery.

A wife comes in and yells, "Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"

Her husband yells back, "But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

The wife replies, "I DON'T CARE! JUST GET OUT!"

The husband replies with a metal baseball bat to her face

Husband: "HIYOOOOOO!!!!"



Bold part is the hidden part of the joke

i have the same joke on my cell phone..(not funny)