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Driving a bus to school and being scared of being attacked by a crisom balrog.

Jumps off a cliff and hopes to revivie back in town

You know your addicted to MS when you go to the supermarket and start chopping up the mushrooms looking for a panlid

You know your addicted to MS when after you see a kid get beat up, you walk up to him and call him a noob for not having magic guard on.

wen u go to chnnl 1 on ur tv and c static u go like "zomg lag"

you try and jump over a bench, trip, and wonder why you didn't have haste on.

Your running the mile for p.e... you see kids running faster than you; so you scream "HACKERS!!!"

someone steals something from you and you scream "OMG I GOT HACKED"

You try to upgrade your clothes with rolls of paper

You buy screws at the hardware store and sell them on the market at 2k a piece!

When you think you can get anywhere within seconds by a taxi.

When you bring around a keyboard and press F2 to smile

You know you are an MS addict if...you go to Victoria's Secret to hunt slimes.
(Victoria Island :P)

you jump down a 15 storey building thinking u have no exp and will respawn again

when u sit on a bench for hours when ur sick cauz u tink u can heal 15 hp instead of 10

You sit on a bench and couldn't get up cuz your ''Z'' button broke.

thats all.

Haha did you make all those up? I enjoyed most of them.:p
I would try to add a few more jokes, but my imagination sucks! =P

people ask you your age and you say level before your age
ask your local priest if they'll summon a dragon
you call someone who runs fast a speed haxor
you get a knife and try to do savage blow
you read a lot of books to raise your INT and wonder why you still can't do energy bolt

lol nice :D

You fell over cuz your head grew double it's size.
You defamed someone for beating you guys.

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You ask your dad if you were big enough to get 2nd job.

damit. it was suppose to be '' Maplestory best jokes ''

back on topic:

you try to hit an object and hopes to see red digits appearing above the object

You know your a Ms addict when your wanting to /find someone when u dunno where they are

When people steal your stuff, and call them looters.

your phone book is full so you ask your grandpa to give you 5 slots for 250k

You go to a drug dealer and ask him for hacks.

ive seen this kinda thread pop up alot bu tit never gets old

u know ur addicted to ms when...

u put on a glove and throw pieces of ice at ppl saying ur throwin icicles

u go to the middle of a crowded street and scream buying clothes@@@@@@

u pik out ur tombstone for when u die when they fall from teh sky

u try to revive ur stuff animals with drops of water

u jump up stairs 2 at a tiem and u say u r doing a jump quest

u put a red ribbon on a pig and say its stronger than the other pigs

u put green sparkles over sumones head and around ur body and say u have full hp on

wil add more later

you say f5 in real life when your mad
when you cry instead of saying "I have somthing in my eye" you say "i accidentally pressed f4"
you go to your friends house(someone else's house) and attack your friends mom
you fight snails with books that you paint pigs on
you fight pigs with a snowboard
when your teacher takes out an answer sheet you call them a haxor
your parents get you a dog and you say "Darn, I really wanted a Mini Kargo"
you call your money "mesos"

Haha did you make all those up? I enjoyed most of them.:p
I would try to add a few more jokes, but my imagination sucks! =P
He didn't it's from a different forum I think.

theres a lot of these jokes on the old forum

ur so addicted that you say MASS REPORT THAT HAXOR!!! the so called "haxor" is vacuming the dust bunnies (i know i suck:( :( :( :( :( :( :o ) i can do a lot better though... i post more

I don't want to stay here and think up of tons so....
You know you have been playing to much Maple Story when you get a new job and ask what new skills you get.
You know you have been playing to much Maple Story when you yell in Walmart"SELLING FORK ON A STICK!"
You know you have been playing to much Maple Story when a bully steals your stuff and you call him a scammer and say to the teacher"He steal my stuff GM ban him plox."

.....those jokes r from the old forum.....its from the topic when u r addicted by MS u do this....or something like that....funny stuff thou...

Well actually only 1 of the jokes I said was from the old forum I believe.

You know you have been playing to much Maple Story when a bully steals your stuff and you call him a scammer and say to the teacher"He steal my stuff GM ban him plox."
ahaha
that cracked me up so much keep them coming! ahha

when ur mom is vacumming th house u say VAC HAXOR!!!!!!!!!!

A Hobo asks you for 1 mesos and you say sorry I can't drop that amount :D.

You know your addictied to ms when you send a letter or an email and everyday you see the mailman/woman or the friend you say Bump

Hmmm. I had a whole lot of these I posted on basil once.

you know ur addicted to ms wen a bully hits u n u say whers my dark sight?

If your playing on school equipment. When you fall you scream "I HATE JUMP QUESTS!!!"

Your mom is nagging and you say "STFU noob"

You know your addicted to MS when you go to the supermarket and start chopping up the mushrooms looking for a panlid

You know your addicted to MS when after you see a kid get beat up, you walk up to him and call him a noob for not having magic guard on.

You try to upgrade your clothes with rolls of paper

You sit on a bench and couldn't get up cuz your ''Z'' button broke.

haha i liked these

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Your mom is nagging and you say "STFU noob"

haha that is funny but i would not be suprised if somebody actualy does it xD
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Rofl All Those Things Were Taken Directly Off Gamerzplanet.net!!! Hacker Ahhahahah

Lol..Niice:D
When you see alot of people at your lunch table you say, "cc plz!!"

you take post its and write 60% scroll for topwear and post it on ur armour

Try taking a banana and throwing at your brother hoping he'll die in one hit. :D

i find these really cornt didnt laugh once -.- i cant even make one up my self that is funny

hmmm... interesting thats what maplestory is though xD

When do you play maple too much?

When you make jokes related to it.

Some people may recognize that ^.

ok.. i have one.

You play maplestory so much. You really do believe that It's ''YOUR STORY''

Lol they are some good ones and bad ones but they made me laugh thanks for sharing.

You know you're addicted.....
when you bump into a black person in the dark and tell him to turn "DarkSight" off

You know you're addicted.....
when you bump into a black person in the dark and tell him to turn "DarkSight" off
okay... more like
when you bump into a black person you ask him who he is a shadow of...
and even then its not funny...

some are good and some are bad
some make you laugh and some make u want to F7

okay... more like
when you bumb into a black person you ask him who he is a shadow of...
and even then its not funny...

some are good and some are bad
some make you laugh and some make u want to F7

spelled *bump* wrong and ya i was just messin around you pessimistic,festering marsupial

i did? =P
lol they said i have to add stuff till its 10 chars long... oops i went overboard...

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BEWARE, Due to how funny these jokes are.. anyone above 50 please leave this topic or risk heart attack!!!
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Driving a bus to school and being scared of being attacked by a crisom balrog.

Jumps off a cliff and hopes to revivie back in town

You know your addicted to MS when you go to the supermarket and start chopping up the mushrooms looking for a panlid

You know your addicted to MS when after you see a kid get beat up, you walk up to him and call him a noob for not having magic guard on.

wen u go to chnnl 1 on ur tv and c static u go like "zomg lag"

you try and jump over a bench, trip, and wonder why you didn't have haste on.

Your running the mile for p.e... you see kids running faster than you; so you scream "HACKERS!!!"

someone steals something from you and you scream "OMG I GOT HACKED"

You try to upgrade your clothes with rolls of paper

You buy screws at the hardware store and sell them on the market at 2k a piece!

When you think you can get anywhere within seconds by a taxi.

When you bring around a keyboard and press F2 to smile

You know you are an MS addict if...you go to Victoria's Secret to hunt slimes.
(Victoria Island :P)

you jump down a 15 storey building thinking u have no exp and will respawn again

when u sit on a bench for hours when ur sick cauz u tink u can heal 15 hp instead of 10

You sit on a bench and couldn't get up cuz your ''Z'' button broke.

thats all.
For the one I bolded u should have added, And only accepts mesos only.

lol lol

i was so addicted to ms, when i was in snailpokers guild, i called snails and say his name so much, that i started calling my friends and co workers by his name and had to correct myself.

and its funny how boom guy has what i said in a quote. lol on his sig.

You're playing to much MS if:
You think there are lvls on cloths.
You poke mushrooms whit a stick.
You think you can put you're cat in a nice suit whit a nice looking hat.

You drink milk (White potion) to heal.
You run into cars and say NP i have god mode :D
You try to read texts on top of peoples head.
You think your bus can fly