i dunno
my mom said no santa can live long..
but i said but they said santa has powers and the reindeers can fly..

well i could ask you guys for awhile
dunno my mom said in every country has their own santa?
is this true?

help can give opinions...:-/

You are 17 right? All i can say is ROFLMAO!!

no..my brother is asking me that
he is saying is santa real or not..he was too embarresed to my mom ..

ROOOOFFLLLLLLLLL *dies*


Obviously there is a Santa.

Sheesh.

I wanna stay young and ignorant.

I'M WAITING FOR SANTA!!XD

Somebody who works for over 300 days creating retro toys, then busts his *** traveling in every nook and cranny around the world just to hand them out, and manages to do it ALL in one day, and somehow manges to sneak through every airtight chimney, break through every apartment window, cut through every screen door, yet through all of that he is content with milk and cookies. A true superhuman like that cant exist. as much as I would like it

I believe in Santa as much as i believe that global warming will be the end of us.

Somebody who works for over 300 days creating retro toys, then busts his *** traveling in every nook and cranny around the world just to hand them out, and manages to do it ALL in one day, and somehow manges to sneak through every airtight chimney, break through every apartment window, cut through every screen door, yet through all of that he is content with milk and cookies. A true superhuman like that cant exist. as much as I would like it

Being able to cross U.S. anti-air defence and China's communist military wall....awesome..

santa died a long time ago. a space shuttle hit him....

I believe in Santa, I think the image of a really nice man giving gifts to all of us on Christmas day is lovely. It's such a nice thought.

I get presents with handwriting that is vaguely familiar..... probably since I have seen it for so many years saying "To Rudy From Santa" So therefore he must exist. :3

*covers his ears* Time to sing Christmas songs to hasten his arrival!

I believe in St.Nicholas and Santa is fake.

if theres such thing as santa where the hell is my extra present..i dont mind coal too =.="

"It is again another thing made up by humans."

That's what most of my classmates will say. And for me, no, I dont believe in Santa...but, like what they say, the more you believe, the more it can be real.

St.Nicholas is santa. He was real so therefore i believe in him. Santa as we know today does not exist. BUT there is a santa.



for all of you who dont believe in him.... HOw can you not?


do you believe in god? if so why cant you believe in santa? They are both ideas made by man.

santa died a long time ago. a space shuttle hit him....

lol.....im putting that in my sig over christmas break.

I do! Scientists have even proven he exists! He uses relitivity clouds (time travel) to get everywhere in one day! haha, ask a scientist if you don't believe me :P

santa died a long time ago. a space shuttle hit him....

wrong he was trying to prevent hiroshima during WW2 and he got there but uhhhh....lets just say thats how a reindeer gets a red nose...
PS-THE NEW SANTA IS A FRIGIN ROBOT DESIGNED BY RUSSIANS TO SPY ON KIDS O_o

TEH TRUTH!

Hmm I say the fat man is still real :)

I believe in Santa as much as i believe that global warming will be the end of us.



LMAO!

anyway
i like to believe in santa its just nice at xmas time and a fun myth makes me all feel warm and fuzzy inside FC rules

Santa IS real.He lives across the street and has two lovely smurfs!

We don't even put presents under the tree, we just go shopping a week before Christmas or after and buy stuff. So no, I don't beleive in him. Doesn't stop him from existing though, so I still leave a list entitled, "To whom it may concern," on the tree.

lol by smurfs u mean little children lol

yeppers he is real. I found like 5 santas in one store! The santa in my sig is real.... very real, he likes to.... you know.

Santa is real of course....last time he gave me a candy cane when i wanted a car =)

I find the santa across the street quite weird..Look what i found him doing in the bath!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/Marcoper/1977518d.jpg

I find the santa across the street quite weird..Look what i found him doing in the bath!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/Marcoper/1977518d.jpg

thats not santa...THATS HUMPHREY THE BEAR!

I believe he'd rape a few children....If that counts.

I believe he'd rape a few children....If that counts.

He keeps claiming they're "Magical Elfs" and that they like candy canes.

I find the santa across the street quite weird..Look what i found him doing in the bath!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/Marcoper/1977518d.jpg

Hahahahahha!i dont think santa is real...how can he travel around the world in 1 day....how can he fit thru a chimney...how can his reindeers carry him if hes over 200 pounds???

Hahahahahha!i dont think santa is real...how can he travel around the world in 1 day....how can he fit thru a chimney...how can his reindeers carry him if hes over 200 pounds???

How can reindeers fly and have queer red noses?

I don't believe in Santa.....But I sure believe in pie.

Of course. Who doesn't believe in a fat guy that lives with thousands of toy making elves in one of the coldest places on earth. You can't not believe that a fat guy can fit down a fireplace and stick presents under billions of trees in one night. Even if raindeer could fly, 9 wouldn't keep that fat *** up.

Hahahahahha!i dont think santa is real...how can he travel around the world in 1 day....how can he fit thru a chimney...how can his reindeers carry him if hes over 200 pounds???


A male reindeer generally weighs about 662 pounds. He has 9 reindeer, that's 5958 pounds of reindeer. Estimating his sleigh to weigh about 500 - 800 pounds (minus the presents), plus his weight of over 200 pounds...Heh, he's like a sheet of paper to those deer. Now I can understand if you said, "How can his reindeers carry him, his sleigh, and his presents (which are supposed to be enough for 2 to 3 billion kids)."

Doctor (to Rudolf): "we've found the reason why your nose glows"
Rudolf: "Is it elf magic? Pixey dust?"
Doctor: "No, it's a tumor"
Rudolf: "A magical pixey tumor?"
Doctor: "No, you're going to die."

Hahahahahha!i dont think santa is real...how can he travel around the world in 1 day....how can he fit thru a chimney...how can his reindeers carry him if hes over 200 pounds???

That's the magic of Christmas, you never knowXD

Besides, Santa isn't fat(soy milk everyday) so he can easily skim through chimneys and his reindeers are obviously buffed up.

First of all, Santa has 48 hours to deliver gifts throughout the world (thanx to the magic of time zone difference). Uhh, Santa flies through the air with hovercrafts. Ya see sometimes he puts snow into his hovercraft and that's how you get a white Christmas. And on top of his raindeer having to carry the load, They have scientist from Nike come and train them all year along with designing them aerodynamic fur. The hooves are sleek with little ripples to reduce air resistance. The antlers are shaped in a form wher the wind passes from the first to the second so the back reindeer don't have to fly so much. Also, Santa has more than 9 reindeer. Let's take a look at the song Rudolf the Rednose Reindeer.

"Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say:
Rudolphwith your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

It's obvious that Santa has extra reindeer in which he switches out in mid flight. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph are just the team leaders. They all stand for something..

Dasher and Comet - Speed
Dancer and Prancer - Gracefulness
Vixen and Blitzen - Brutalness (don't let any other sleighs cut you off, forget turn signals we have toys for 4 billion kids)
Cupid - Love
Rudolph - Perserverance

Yep, then there are individual reindeer that fall into each of those catagories. They switch off in flight as mentioned above, and they also bring more toys to the sled. Ever woken up at like 3 in the morning and seen no toys under the tree? There was a mixup with one of the reindeer getting loaded with the wrong toys.

^The science of Santa and his 247 reindeer.

I saw Santa screwing with my neighbour

santa = someones wallet or purse XD

Well, there obviously isn't a fat man going around each year, but we all are basically Santas ourselves. So the idea of Santa is real.

Santa is real of course....last time he gave me a candy cane when i wanted a car =)

gee me to.. when i was 14 my mom led me to sanat at a mall..i cried a real hard...i ws afraid of santay..gee he gave me a coloring book (he gave each every children one )..then i gave my christmas list.....and he said
tell me marx..have you been good boy this year?

then i said...
no santah..i havent been a good boy...but i did try to overcome my naughtiness...
then santa advice me and smile back....:)

You really aren't 17 are you? O_o

gee me to.. when i was 14 my mom led me to sanat at a mall..i cried a real hard...i ws afraid of santay..gee he gave me a coloring book (he gave each every children one )..then i gave my christmas list.....and he said
tell me marx..have you been good boy this year?

then i said...
no santah..i havent been a good boy...but i did try to overcome my naughtiness...
then santa advice me and smile back....:)
whoa... wait wait wait a minute...you sure your 17? You may be dreaming of being 17...Dont dream about yourself being 17, dream about 17 yr old hot girls :)

.... seriously, your 17? O_o

Er..Wtf?

When you were 14,you cried becouse of Santa?Wow,i must be the most matured 13 year old there is...Well i am..SUPER GIFTED!No,i realy am.I found out today i was a Super gifted child(Means gifted in intelligence,not superpowers!)...I feel like a freak of nature and at the same time happy.
It's kinda weird tough.

Santa Is A Fony, A Big Fat Fony!!

santa claus DID exist, it was actually sinterklaus or something like that, dutch. but hes dead now. he gave toys to the poor and stuff

santa claus DID exist, it was actually sinterklaus or something like that, dutch. but hes dead now. he gave toys to the poor and stuff

A gift from the heavens.Someone understood that.You go gir--Uh guy!

Santa is real I saw his mugshot on Americas Most Wanted, he is a convicted Kiddy Fiddler and dear god you don't even want to know what Santa has in his Sack *giggles Santas Sack haha*
Reasons why Santa is a Pedo/Kiddy Fiddler:
1. He empties his sack in kids rooms
2. He comes in through a non-standard entrance to your home to avoid detection, if he REALLY was so happy and jolly as made out to be why does he avoid detection eh? It not like we get up, see presents and think 'O gee I wonder who did that'
3. Santa Claus's suit is Red...It USED to be ALL white *cough*blood*cough*
4. Santa rides lots of reindeers, not one or two, lots, suggestions point to Animal Fun back in his Grotto which bring me to reason...
5. He also has lots of midgets 'working' for him, *cough*sweatshop*cough*

The list continues...
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better be good, Im telling you why...Santa Claus is coming...to Town <- If that isnt a Threat to keep quiet over the going-ons inside little Timmys Bedroom last year I dont know what is...lol

Merry Xmas all :-p

Santa is real I saw his mugshot on Americas Most Wanted, he is a convicted Kiddy Fiddler and dear god you don't even want to know what Santa has in his Sack *giggles Santas Sack haha*
Reasons why Santa is a Pedo/Kiddy Fiddler:
1. He empties his sack in kids rooms
2. He comes in through a non-standard entrance to your home to avoid detection, if he REALLY was so happy and jolly as made out to be why does he avoid detection eh? It not like we get up, see presents and think 'O gee I wonder who did that'
3. Santa Claus's suit is Red...It USED to be ALL white *cough*blood*cough*
4. Santa rides lots of reindeers, not one or two, lots, suggestions point to Animal Fun back in his Grotto which bring me to reason...
5. He also has lots of midgets 'working' for him, *cough*sweatshop*cough*

The list continues...
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better be good, Im tellling you why...Santa Claus is coming...to Town <- If that isnt a Threat to keep quiet over the going-ons inside little Timmys Bedroom last year I dont know what is...lol

Merry Xmas all :-p

Mr. Yum Yums is made of magical pixy sweat?!OH NO!

santa claus DID exist, it was actually sinterklaus or something like that, dutch. but hes dead now. he gave toys to the poor and stuff

That we know, we're talking about the really fat one who rides on reindeers around the world in 48 hours here. :3

There is proof that Santa really does exist. http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php

The military doesn't lie... Wait, what?

a sad story (kinda off topic) from a few christmasses ago.

after christmas day, a homeless girl asked her mom, why didnt santa come and give me toys?

that kinda put her mom on the spot. what could she answer?

so sad:(

a sad story (kinda off topic) from a few christmasses ago.

after christmas day, a homeless girl asked her mom, why didnt santa come and give me toys?

that kinda put her mom on the spot. what could she answer?

so sad:(
Yeah I read that. That was last 2 yrs at SugarLand, Texas. Saddening though...

Well i am..SUPER GIFTED!No,i realy am.I found out today i was a Super gifted child(Means gifted in intelligence,not superpowers!)...I feel like a freak of nature and at the same time happy.
It's kinda weird tough.

No your not. The article was so broad, it apploes to everyone, making it void to your chagrin.

No your not. The article was so broad, it apploes to everyone, making it void to your chagrin.

Why do you hurt me so?

Santa Claus, St. Nicholas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas), Father Christmas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Christmas), Kris Kringle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christkind), or simply Santa, is a legendary gift-giving icon who distributes presents to sleeping children and adults who have been "good" all year; traditionally during the night of December 24 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_24), Christmas Eve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Eve). The popular American form Santa Claus originated as a mispronunciation of Dutch Sinterklaas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas), which is a contracted form of Sint Nicolaas (Saint Nicholas).

From:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

Yes indeed he's is real..

and respound to this...

Though Santa Claus has Christian origins, he has become a secular (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular) representation of Christmas. As such, a number of Christian churches dislike the secular focus on Santa Claus and the materialist focus that present-receiving gives to the holiday.
Such a condemnation of Santa Claus is not a 20th-century (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th-century) phenomenon, but originated among some Protestant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant) groups of the 16th century (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/16th_century) and was prevalent among the Puritans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puritans) of 17th-century (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/17th-century) England and America who banned the holiday as either pagan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paganism) or Roman Catholic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic). Following the English Civil War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Civil_War), under Oliver Cromwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell)'s government Christmas was banned. Following the Restoration (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Restoration) of the monarchy and with Puritans out of power in England,[2] (http://web.archive.org/web/20050313041241/http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/society_culture/society/ten_ages_gallery_03.shtml) the ban on Christmas was satirized in works such as Josiah King (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Josiah_King&action=edit)'s The Examination and Tryal of Old Father Christmas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Christmas); Together with his Clearing by the Jury (1686) [Nissenbaum, chap. 1].
Rev. Paul Nedergaard (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Paul_Nedergaard&action=edit), a clergyman in Copenhagen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copenhagen%2C_Denmark), Denmark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark) attracted controversy in 1958 when he declared Santa to be a "pagan goblin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin)" after Santa's image was used on fundraising materials for a Danish welfare organization [Clar, 337]. One prominent religious group that refuses to celebrate Santa Claus, or Christmas itself, for similar reasons is the Jehovah's Witnesses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses). A number of denominations of Christians have varying concerns about Santa Claus.
Some Christians would prefer that the focus of the Christmas season be placed on the birth of Jesus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus).[3] (http://www.watchtower.org/library/w/2000/12/15/article_01.htm) In addition, some parents are uncomfortable about lying to their children about the existence of Santa. A worry that some of these have is that their children, eventually realizing that Santa is a deception, might draw the same conclusion about the existence of God. Many who share these concerns but still wish to participate in the festive gift-giving atmosphere of "Santa season" will shop for toys to donate to poor children on St. Nicholas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Nicholas)'s feast day, December 6. This is an opportunity to instill the Christian value of secret charity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charity_%28virtue%29), which Nicholas was known for. Although feast days (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_days) are usually not acknowledged in Protestant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant) denominations, this tradition has found acceptance there as well.
While these viewpoints do not represent the majority of Christians, their comments have drawn the attention of critics such as the fictional Landover Baptist Church (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church), whose website satirizes and parodies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parodies) this viewpoint. The website specifies that Satan is disguising himself as Santa (notice the same letters used in an anagram) to deceive people into a materialistic celebration. But some people do not believe that because "why would the devil want kids to be nice all year if he is evil?".

Totally why Devil want kids to be nice all years if he is evil....lol

From:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

whoa... wait wait wait a minute...you sure your 17? You may be dreaming of being 17...Dont dream about yourself being 17, dream about 17 yr old hot girls :)

.... seriously, your 17? O_o

Aggh
i said when i was still 14
man!
im 17

period....:hmm:

Aggh
i said when i was still 14
man!
im 17

period....:hmm:



You cried becouse of Santa AT 14?THE 14?

Dude...I'm 13 and when i almost broke my leg,i didn't cry...I hardly cry...And if i see "Santa",i just wave or ignore him.